On the door of the hairdresser beautifully printed in the print:
"Friendly Hair Care"
Where are they going? In which cities?

In general, it was very romantic with the writing mole, when I came late at night from work (and I lived almost there then), went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and the mole broke and flew into the refrigerator. They moved like goats to the south. They spotted inside. I closed the door and decided that I would eat in the morning at work.

XHH: to this:
In Musk everything is transformed. Our cat Smok, according to the same scheme, lived all his life with Musya.

There was a cat first called Pi. The child taught geometry when he called. Then she became Piu-Piu. When the cat moved to me, they were transformed into Pisha (Pisha, because in French it is a cat). Then somehow insensitively the cat began to wear the proud name Pishkenzon.

But this story does not end. When the cat once again moved, it was settled with a rabbit, from some mega-guides Maine Coon by the default name Jules Verne (in that spell all the cats were given the names of writers). A few months later, Jules Verne became Jules. And you say: Jewish lobbying in government and business...

Yesterday, a neighbor came in to save me for tea. And I have two greenfield boxes in bags with a flavor. I asked her which she liked more, with strawberries or ordinary. And I hear in response the thoughtful: "Governed with strawberries".
Here I had tea from the lips and broke up. The jaw fell.
I have not even heard of the goof.

I drank a bottle of wine in a haru yesterday. We cooked meals with her, painted my greys, trained in vocals and went to bed.
Are you ready to meet a beautiful old man for today?
I don’t mean myself, I mean an antique salon ?

I don’t know what to do with N.
YYY: What’s wrong with him?
He is a good expert... in his field.
But look at his results in a month. Can we send him back to that area?

To the question "Who will you go to study?" the young gift boldly replied: Ornithologist-traumopedist... The profession is rare, and in demand, probably. Students are undoubtedly talented.

to this

Here in our writer chat they argue whether the cross sign works on vampire agnostics

Very detailed this question is discussed by Terry Pratchett in the work "catch your throat";

I will reinstall Windows. for food.
Pfff, I’m rearranging for sex.
Zzz: Can you get three wins in a night?

He says: I love you.
She: And I too.
I want to go to Pop...
She is: go...)

Big Horgi: I just remembered that...
In Batumi we saw how on the ancient six sheets carried boards - "fifty" circumcised - on the roof.
It was composed by a dense parallel pipeline of two meters in length, a meter in width of 50 centimeters in height.
A cubic meter of wood. The Baggage. The roof of the penny. The car itself is on the pool.
I followed him and experienced every cat like a clock thriller.
For some reason there was a feeling that if at least one window was opened, it would crush all of these five brave jihadists to xepam.

I posted an announcement on the Internet: I will give up a slice, for a long time, the price, all the affairs... A potential tenant calls, I hear - an accent. Sorry, where are you from?

and Armenia

Sorry, I can’t rent this apartment.

I put a phone.

And then it came to me that it all looked like pure water racism. Although, in fact, just there are Azerbaijani neighbors, I find this Karabakh in miniature. ... →

This is a shame on the main:
"I thought here, and is the 30% tax on winnings included in the accumulative part of the pension?"
You need to understand the tax laws of the country in which you live. With the win you pay the VAT, which is deciphered as the income tax of individuals, chapter 23 of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, this tax has nothing to do with the pension fund. NDFL is taxed almost all your income, obtained both labor and non-labor. The tax is withheld from the amount of your income by the tax agent. the legal entity that pays you this income. If the tax agent cannot withhold the tax from you, you must report the amount of income received at the end of the year to the tax inspectorate and pay the VAT to the budget on your own.
Deposits on the cumulative part of the pension belong to the category "insurance contributions", chapter 34 of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation. The cost of any winnings and prizes received in competitions, games and other events is not subject to taxation of insurance premiums. Insurance contributions are calculated on payments made within the framework of labor contracts, as well as contracts of a civil-legal nature. And these contributions are not deducted from your income, but are paid at the expense of the employer.

Discussion of Simple Numbers:
The Patient:
For $19.99 you can download all prime number list up to 400 digits.
by x67:
I downloaded the number pi for free and still give it up. If you need to, look for torrents.
The Germanets:
Did the number Pi jump completely, or are you still adding it?
by x67:
9 series of the first season)

Around the same ideological trajectory did Star Wars. From the film where space knights fought with light swords and space cruisers burned each other from the main caliber, all came to stories about complicated relationships, teenage complexes and the difficulties of losers’ lives.

Following modern fashion trends...
We are waiting for a battle between Hieromonas Fotias and Neuromonas Theofan.

“Where’s Little Kibalchiš from?”

There are dozens of versions on this topic, starting from the Jewish and ending with the obvious synonyme of "Kibalchich - Kibalchich", but in its own way this is beautiful: "in ancient Sumerian "Kibal" means "rebellious country".

Is Lena already asleep?
I cut off and cut off.

to this

Why Baba Yaga? Babay-aga is not to offer.

I can’t help citing Lucy –

"...Academic Fomenko perfectly rightly noted that Baty is
The “father” is the “father” and the “father” is the “father”. Strange, but the second is the same.
The unpretentious joke of the unnamed ZK-yearwriter escaped from attention
The Academic. The wife and mother are clearly married.

XHH: I was 20 years old. What you didn’t believe in childhood. Even in elections.

My aunt sits in the supervisory committee regularly. She is 50 years old, but she believes in the election and swears and fears that it just can’t be. The only thing that destroys the carefully tested picture of the world is that its section is one of two in the entire city, where the result was several times different from the average.