Otto67: A person produces about 25 tons of shit during his life.
teeemo4ka: 2/3 of which in the comments...

Something, I don’t understand why the past 30 years have been awarded the Nobel Prize in Economics????? to

Somali pirates reject US loan to save mortgage system
Somali pirates have expressed their position on the deployment of missile defense in Eastern Europe
Somali pirates launched the first artificial satellite
Somali pirates refuse to let IAEA inspectors
Somali pirates recognize independence of South Ossetia and Abkhazia
The Ambassador of the Somali Pirates in the Russian Federation Abdul Nasir has expressed sharp criticism of the Saakashvili regime.
The construction of a new 100-kilometer particle accelerator has begun. France, Switzerland and Somali pirates are involved in the construction.
Somali pirates refinance Germany’s foreign debt
Somali pirates send inspectors to nuclear facilities in North Korea
2009 was declared the year of Somali pirates in Russia
Joint Russian Navy and Somali Pirate Navy exercises in the Gulf of Aden
According to the Mayor’s estimates, trade with Somali pirates reached 10 billion euros in 2010
Central Bank of Somali Pirates refuses to reduce refinancing rate
Pirate Abdullah gave his son Daimler Chrysler
Abdullah Jr. bought the English Football League
At the Olympic Games in Mogadishu, Somali pirates took a full set of gold medals.
The capital of Somalia is recognized as the new business capital of the world by removing Tokyo, New York and London.
The Somali stock market closed today with a positive index.

Srissoid
The ideal girl is a vibrator with a built-in ATM.
Desired
The ideal man then who? A brewed beer?

From my experience at the call center:
AB: Well it is not possible to enter the Express Payment Card...
OP: Please tell me what you are doing...
Yes, in the kitchen, I cooked fish.
c) Natalia

by Jasf:
Ranets - it is on the STS channel something like it was rotated, there is like a series and a kabbe group. In general, I think they have too much clothes for their level of performing skill.

To the quote:

In response to a question on Google, he wrote:
"How to kill yourself?Of the many answers, the following killed me:
9 is Put a pencil in your nose and hit the table.
I cry 😉

Are you an idiot? This cannot be written here. Not everyone has recovered from putting a vacuum cleaner into their mouth. Reduce the number of readers.

From an Explanatory Note.
Based on the questions I have asked, I answer:
On the night of 19.11.2008 I used the computers of accounting users in order to eliminate the consequences of the Internet server failure that occurred on 18.11.2008. Since there was no access to other working machines, it was necessary to resort to the need to use these machines. Having the rights of a domain administrator, I do not see anything contrary to the official instructions of an employee of the IT department in his actions, and I consider the note of the Chief Accountant to be a naïve, blatant spell...
In order to prevent such situations, and no one needs a scroll, I suggest either to shut the mouth of this fucking aunt, who knocks better than a hammer, or to find her already a scroll and practice such a method of removing mice from the scroll.
With respect, Stanislav, IT department 20.11.2008

We may have a crisis, but if we judge by Moscow’s traffic jams, none of them.

Public transport has not moved.

It was somewhere a year ago.

I was in the bus and my phone ringed in my pocket. When I pulled it, I

10 rubles fell on the floor.

I wanted to raise it, but in the telephone, the interlocutor asked to record a piece of stuff.

While recording, we headed to the next stop.

Here, the man who was sitting next to him, jumped sharply, grabbed the bill and

He runs out to the stop and from the spread, the forehead enters the pillar.

I dropped the phone. I was crying all the way.)

The real president must build Luzhkov, jail Khodorkovsky and

Growing up Medvedev.

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In the search for the scratcher, the cat was found a bite and scratcher.

The New Year promises not snow.
YYYY: Well... again rockets into dog fucking...

Taurus: Do you know why the bourgeoisie calls the front glass wind?
SloVit: No
Taurus: Because they get stuck

The inscriptions on cars.

Nothing is as positive in the morning as the inscription “Cover, I attack!” on the car crane that overtakes you.

Nothing distracts as much from work as the constant counting of time.

remaining until the end.

by Yuri Tatarkin

Kitty 3 03:54:41
I’m so sad... so lonely [...]

seven 03:55:09
I folded my wings, turned to the was on my knees with a glove
and Murrrrrrr :-*

Kitty 3 03:55:18
Welcome to radiation.

Threatening with a cosinus of sixty, the criminals took away the phone of Dana Borisova!

Walkers, Scuco and Zen Masters. The contempt for death is so developed in them that not every master of the sword is drawn with the average pedestrian.

You heard, I was elected president!
The Secretary:
I have heard. Congratulations Mr President!
So much work ahead... No, I’ll rest on Saturday.
You have a working day on Saturday.
And what about Sunday?
Also a worker.
So, what happens, will I rest on the holidays?
You will also work on holidays.
Why is?
“Because you are a Negro, Mr. President.
Sick(s)