A worker at work tells me. Sitting at home with my husband, both come almost simultaneously SMS: "M(p)am(p)point, this is my new number. Throw 350 rubles, urgently need, then I will explain.” Her mother calls her on an old number and finds out that it’s a hoax. And the father is already sending a SMS "Go to fuck, daughter!"

iPhone calendar ends in 2038
Apple Cannes Is Better Than Maya

Okay, you don’t speak Russian. Can you read in Russian?
WOW: No
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What are the names of girls who don’t like flowers and toys?
Norina – Beneficial in all respects!

A friend needed a guy, so she decided to ask her to pick up someone decent.. In general, everything as usual, my friend's number, the guy's number.. both are dumb, no one wants to write.. she is tired of waiting, she asked me how she better write.. I ask her to wait.. I write to my:

HH: How would it be better to push it up?))
WOW: it is not compulsory to take a member ))

I bought a crab....named Putin... gladly))

Kirill
Go to Skype

Malaar
not go. I am Ku. Bo by Po.

Kirill
And the worst thing I know about you...

A familiar story happened. Her car broke. In her words: "The curtain where the cardano passes was broken very strongly". She enters the car service and gives out:
Men, I have such a hole.
Men take 5 minutes. She also understands the humor of the situation and laughs. He decides to explain:
I just have a whole hole there... banana...
The men have another 10 minutes. The girl also no longer has the strength to laugh, but the car needs to be repaired, and so the phrase sounds:
Go and see yourself...

Hella: It’s interesting, if a man offers you to sit down and see the whole of Santa Barbara – does that mean he wants to stay with you for the rest of his life?

My wife and I were drunk in the subway.
Lenka, my legs are shaking.
Wow, I can hear it.

xxxh: ppc, removed wow sedna... such a feeling that you broke a tooth... constantly like your tongue in an empty place you click the mouse on the remaining label on the desktop, and there is nothing...

Kesha is:
by
by Maxine:
MDAAA
Let us create an abbreviation.
Welcome to P
How is it - KD
What do you do - TZ
by Maxine:
All in all: PCC
I am for you: p.
by Maxine:
In the sense of hello. is normal. I suffer from herniation.

Gennady pleased with an aforism yesterday:

How is Assembler different from Basic?
It is very difficult at Basic to make the computer hang.
On Pascal, it is easier to make a program on which a computer will depend.
It’s not hard to do with C.
But on an assembler it is very difficult to write a program that will NOT hang a computer!

About Driver

Do you know what wood looks like?
He: I don’t look in the mirror in that state.

Life is not a tale of Chekhov. I do not know a speaking name.
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Oleska, you are the greatest loser))) Will burn in front of the girl because of the penis dress, it’s what)) I’ll tell my grandchildren about it!! It is =))

Customers have a problem - the animation on the site does not work... In confirmation sent a screenshot of oO

These ends of the world, like the farewell tour of Pugacheva...

Posting after the fall of the mailbox:
Dear user, if you are reading this text, then do it all.

With respect, system administrator ooo "XXXXXXXX", Alexander Kulikov

Katherine Smirnov (18:01) :
My name is Natasha

Shrink@ (18:02) :
I see XD

Katherine Smirnov (18:02) :
The meaning?