Online multiplayer game where you have to wander a deer with a human face through the forest and interact with other deer.

What is a life simulator?

gothic (10:43:53 22/11/2009)
I wake up in the morning and feel something warm in my feet.

gothic (10:44:01 22/11/2009)
I am glad, I think Yulkin's feet

gothic (10:44:06 22/11/2009)
Anne is not. The Fuck.

gothic (10:44:10 22/11/2009)
In the sense of blanket.

Are you still looking for something to laugh at?

A friend sent the girl a picture with a rose.

bzzz, 21.11.2009 13:22:43:
I sent her a rose.

Don't panic, 13:23:19
You tell her a movie... tell her a movie.)

bzzz, 13:23:27
and ROFL

<Nunah> I once paid a few thousand and on each is written a bribe
<Nunah> the seller enlightened and held
<Nunah> ((

News of the day on Rambler:

Russian hackers hacked the servers of a British university that deals with climate change issues.

and below:

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XXX is
By the way, Simpey, could you put my headphones on the phone?
YYY
The fucking question...
YYY
Or do you need them to work?

I don’t cheat my girls at all.
Q8: How many do you have? :D

What to do if a woman is crying?
Men in note.
1st First, try to find out whose woman is crying. When a woman is someone else’s, comforting her is unsafe. If a woman is none, take her for yourself.
Now, if she continues to cry, it will be quite clear that it is from happiness.
2nd When your personal woman is crying, don’t leave her alone. Everyone around me thinks she’s none. Be as close to her as possible.
Be careful. Go no further than the distance where her voice will no longer be heard, and do not lose sight - use a binoculars.
Three Questions not to ask women in tears:
"What do you want?"
"Who is to blame?"
"What to do?"
The answer to the first question will hurt the wallet, and on the last two - by self-love.

111 (17:13:40 21/11/2009)
I have to drink some Hussar drink today.
222 (17:13:48 21/11/2009)
The Hussars drank vodka.
111 (17:14:08 21/11/2009)
I don’t think we’ll invent the bicycle either.

I’m the only girl who doesn’t like "Summer"?
Z.I. The fans of Edward are missing as he is... Calvey, like?

I sit in the room, my sister, my sister’s husband (Andrei).
The light is on, my sister is watching the telephone, Andrei and I are sitting behind the compass. Andrei apologizes to BIOS. Here the sister comes to the mind a hideous idea: she approaches the switch and simultaneously turns off the light and the TV, accompanying it all with a scream "The light has been turned off." You would see Andrew’s face, and I’m really sorry for him.

The only person to whom the "fashionable" Afghan pants are suitable is Aladdin.

Those on whom Nature rests are not able to rest on Nature themselves.
Nick Blue

I saw it in the metro.
A guy with a girl. High, slim, but tightly folded, apparently not once had to dig potatoes in the garden.
Here from the other doors is “Cola!!!“And the shattering people are crawling such a teenage age fifa. Not noticing the fact that the guy makes big eyes, he throws on his neck and kisses. Pause, the guy in a stupor, the girls notice each other, the pause is delayed...
I don’t know what the guy thought, but suddenly he says, “Woman is a mistress, mistress is a wife.” and ah. Joke with the guy. Apparently expected a reaction from his wife, such as "what kind of a mistress you have," "very funny," or something else. But the wife with all her strength clings to his nose and goes out, so that he stumbles and falls on his knees.
As I get up, I hear a whisper: "Blessed, take note, the spell doesn't work" and the FIFA at this moment, whispering and helping him get up, whispers "why you told her."
Yes, really, not all of the tricks work.

My cat usually doesn’t mind that I sleep in my bed. At the very end...

The child raised the topic "chicken and eggs" only in a new way:
How did the first program appear if a different program was needed to write a program?

On the dating site:

DonJuan: Mademoiselle, let’s get acquainted and drink Irish coffee in full political isolation!
Max, you’re what, I’ve already slept with you!
I just changed the picture.
DonJuan: Fucking sorry

He is my cartoonist.
See also: зааai
He : what?
Do you like when I call you that?
It is the norm)
When do I call my beloved? When is the road? A cat, a baby? It is all so sweet and sweet. The kitten is a cute, hairy creature... so why am I a half-meter man with a fan in his jacket?!!! to

Burzoom is light!
Cosmicus_Lampyris: -_-
What was the name of the film, can you tell?
Cosmicus_Lampyris: -_o
BurZoom: There the male fans broke. The author has the name of a closet.
Cosmicus_Lampyris: o_0....eyeyeyeyeem
Cosmicus_Lampyris: Revelation and Enlightenment are descending, fucking, Don Quijote and the Windmills, right? and Cervantes?
BurZoom : Oh! exactly! and passive!
Cosmicus_Lampyris:Ebanucon to get up*