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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22168
 06.11.2009
...
What about Taeble?! to
And on the glass?! to
You are a sadist.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №22167
 06.11.2009
From WOW:
HH: We have a chance.
They are stupid too.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22166
 06.11.2009
I call a friend:
Do you have the code on the door 257?
That is 257!
Why is it not opened?
257 with your feet.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22165
 06.11.2009
Why are there so many people in the streets of Ukrainian cities?
YYY: Dick, the largest surgical operation in the history of Ukraine is going on. The president is changing gender.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22164
 06.11.2009
Not a licensed version of life, but also a Russified version.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22163
 06.11.2009
Do you want to read other people’s text messages and follow calls? Go to the FSB!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22162
 05.11.2009
>Do you know what the beauty of homeopathy is?
< All entries are free.
To you who calls the thread, you ask "Who?"The answer is always the same "I!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22161
 05.11.2009
The first sign of good working conditions is when you forget how to argue.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №22160
 05.11.2009
The authors of numerous appeals to girls about cold clothes, open lumps, female appendages and problems with childbirth. This is not the right argument! Explain to your girls the following:

1st Those they want to be like never walk the street more than 20 meters from the car to the boutique. They live in a different climate.

2nd Nihua's sinking goat skin is not sexy, moreover - the skin on the nose will become red and sink, horror!

Three And the most terrifying thing: the body is not fucking, if it freezes - it will isolate itself as it can. That is to say, it will charge itself with such funny folds of fat. All girls get fat by winter, but those who dress cold become like sausages.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22159
 05.11.2009
<090> increase me, please, speed)))
<RauS> Ahalaymahalay sim Salin
<RauS> I will find the bubble
<RauS> should help
<090> thanks, only the speed then increases, it decreases...
<RauS> well I’m not always tired of the drum shake.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22158
 05.11.2009
Husband to wife:
You have already caught me with your reproach that you have given me your virginity. Hi with him, I will be deaf for one ear- break my drum and we are in calculation.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22157
 05.11.2009
As sex is so big you are, and as to go to school in the frost so cold...
c) Mr Yosef

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22156
 05.11.2009
Our histology teacher is an extraordinary and creative person and we often hear all sorts of pearls from him:
1st "Friendship of the Father"
2nd "Again Oscar Karibovich with a scrotum is entertaining"
Three "The end of the class.
– Valentine Stanislavovich, can I show you the album?
No, I have already left.
Where did you go? =) is
He went home. =) is
When will you come back?
The next Monday... =))
Oh well..."
4 is "Is it true that if you cut off a cat’s moustache, something will happen to him?
No, he’ll just be a little upset"
5 is The student goes out to answer and begins to say monotonously:"The esophagus connects the mouth with the stomach..."Ivanov interrupts her: "You say that you remember "When Lenin was a little boy with a curly head..."
6 is "Yes, the esophagus sometimes performs the functions of the uterus"
7 is And now tell me, what will the testicles look like after a nuclear war?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №22155
 05.11.2009
She is. I have cowards with straws. and :)
He is. Look at him, do not be afraid. Who knows where he’ll hide his head. and :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22154
 05.11.2009
Yellow (22:14:39 4/11/2009)
Do I have an oxidized nest?

sqr (22:14:59 4/11/2009)
Shower more often.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22153
 05.11.2009
Tagged with: Zadarova
HH: I am not talking to you!
WOW :?? to
Every time we talk and I try to shake you out, it’s the opposite!!! to
WOW: Why is this?
Ohhhh, let me admit it! You’re a trickster, but I’m wondering what you’re going to do if the mints find something in you (especially if they’re thrown).
WOW: since you know I’m a traitor, you should be interested in what they’ll do if they don’t find it (especially if you’ve thrown it)))))))
Fuck, that’s what I’m talking about...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22152
 05.11.2009
<Gubashlop>Fuck, I’m not...
<andy>For accidentally - they beat desperately!
<Gubashleep>E... and what specifically?
</Zzz>A for specifically punished anal!!! Evil *

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22151
 05.11.2009
Stolz: How to sail Lolita, Roman Polanski and Elton John across the river

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22150
 05.11.2009
My friend was overnight. He lives with his girlfriend. Once a friend went to his parents, he decided to drink a beer. We slept on the same couch...From the morning grit: in the night of demand decided to embrace the beloved, hugged and hooked, TITEK is NOT! The friend of Ahuel, offended to life, turned away and went to sleep.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22149
 05.11.2009
From a friend:

My grandmother has the simplest algorithm in the world on the question "does my grandson Sasha have an ICS girl ";

It looks approximately like this.
If Ix smoking
Then (Wo shalawa, does not fit, hide her suckles)

Other
Married a great girl.

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