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[ + 136 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24168
 28.12.2009
You have been very busy with your scientists, the British, the German and the American, even before a bunch.
Santa does not ride in the exercise with eagles and does not say "ho-ho-ho"! The MLA! He doesn’t throw gifts into the oven and doesn’t lay candy on red socks!
People, how is it? How could you forget the real, harsh Russian Father Christmas, how can you confuse him with the abandoned Santa? and =!! to
Bring it to yourself and your neighbor.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №24167
 28.12.2009
The wife, going to the corporate, shaved her legs, although she goes in pants.
I also have a company today. Demonstratively cut his nails on his legs. Let it nerve.

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24166
 28.12.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Where is Rome? We’ve been on the train station for three hours.
YYY: Seven are not waiting for one.
They wait if he has our passports and beer.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24165
 28.12.2009
Well, theoretically, the book, of course, could weigh 700MB and be called "The Adventure of Lesbians".

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №24164
 28.12.2009
Again one on the NH:'( come to me who-no.. I do not smoke, I do not abuse alcohol. 9 63 97 6 2 839. of Moscow.
The cat, the admin, the tree.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №24163
 28.12.2009
How are you with sales?
IL is normal. We have a negotiating manager Arbalet Beret.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24162
 28.12.2009
Sunny, do you have a cat in three colors?
Three colours, and what?
Oh, that means you have a scratch on black, white and red hair on your clothes.
See also: UGU And he also has areas of wool 30 cm and chemical curls are met.

[ + 91 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24161
 28.12.2009
Kanutahhemo: they say that when a man sneezes, he experiences 1/10 of the ogram.
Kanutahhemo: and they also say that, writing, a man gets 1/10 of an orgasm.
kanutahhemo: but sneezing, writing, you get 1/5 of the orgasm, and the bathroom =(

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24160
 28.12.2009
We are 8 people in the family.
Why does toilet paper always end up on me?! to

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24159
 28.12.2009
The chat includes <xxx>
<xxx> What is it?
<yyy> This is the internet. You can send a knot here.
<xxx> thank you very much.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24158
 28.12.2009
Comments on Pornography:
1 thank you
2nd This is a great telephone!! Excellent kind of!
Stop the shaking.) Come out and get to know you too!!! Here is your site.
JOBAN SPAMER (do not hinder people from shaking)

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24157
 28.12.2009
X: Why when cut veins lie in a warm bath?
To not get a cold

[ + 43 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24156
 28.12.2009
Spend your life with someone you would spend the last day before the end of the world.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №24155
 28.12.2009
Where do the gossip come from?

The real story.
One Saturday, an unplanned mother-in-law arrived at me in a rather excited state. The conversation began with a strange interrogation: who yesterday took Innu from the kindergarten (my daughter, 2.5 years of age), at what time and with what transport they went home. Given the fact that we lived alone for a long time and she was never interested in such little things, I was very surprised, but answered all the questions in detail. When I found out my daughter was taking
Sasha (my husband and her son), and now he is at work, the aunt decided to wait for him. Interested by what happened, I began to find out what had happened.
The mother-in-law under my pressure told me this story. Yesterday she worked in a second shift. An employee comes to her work and reports:

I was on a train with your son. The tram was crowded, I went through the rear floor, and he - through the front with his daughter, the child in the tram I did not see, but the whole tram said -
“Why are you carrying a naked child?He replied, “I have all my clothes in my pocket.”

It was January, on street -20, in the tram about the same amount. All the data on the time of the trip and the number of the tram coincided, it was impossible not to believe the story. You can only guess that there was a suspicious husband waiting at home. When we hit him with a duet, the poor Sasha could not understand why he was being mocked. He saw the employee of his mother, but did not dress the child. After a stormy clarification of the relationship, everyone remained with their opinion.

We ate in silence. We sat down and watched TV. The girl in the same room is playing with a doll. and silence. Suddenly, the husband begins to sneeze for no apparent reason. I don't know how the mother-in-law, but I started looking at the phone. After yesterday’s events, this laughter provoked the desire to call a known number. Sasha laughed and said:

Everything said is correct. But the proverb worked, “I heard the bell, but I did not understand where it came from.” I went with Inna in a crowded tram. The woman in the front seat took the baby on her arms and decided to talk to her. Inna had a nail doll in her hands. This woman asked about the doll, “Why is your child naked?” Inna was stuck and silent, and I replied that all my clothes were in my pocket.

We all laughed for a long time. After this story, if someone tries to convince us that they have seen with their own eyes or heard with their own ears something incredible, we recall a naked child in a January tram.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №24154
 28.12.2009
I bought an inflatable bed.
In dozens of languages it is written:
Do not use during bathing.
Only in Russian:
When swimming, hold on to the side straps.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24153
 28.12.2009
The advertisers are burning. Just on TV:
Mineral water of Borjomi. 1st of January"
Right in the spot, shit xD

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24152
 28.12.2009
Winter version of the game "Fingerprints": Guess under what swarm your car.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24151
 28.12.2009
From the ASK:

In 2000 years, people have changed a lot.
WOW :...
Jesus, is it you?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №24150
 28.12.2009
Sweet has entered the chat.
(Hello to all of you!)
Rock changes Nick to Sweetheart.
Hello to you!
How is it?
[Sweet sweetheart] Take a picture
And now it is sweet.
Sweetheart changes nick to Diabetic.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24149
 28.12.2009
Well, all the ancestors as ancestors, say, study, pass the session well...
The session is in the midst of it, I sit, I have a 5th hour 80 tickets for some mud, and I draw in my dreams the end of the session. When I get away again, I realize that the time is half the first, and my mom is still not home.(She is at the second highest, but usually at the 10th house) I decide to call. The tube is taken by a fun-hicking mom with the words "Hi, hello) And we here with the girls celebrate the end of the session...Do you learn? by Bukhara! Well, I’ll go, I’ve given it up.)"
The motivation of dumb...>_<

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