But here we have a brigadier of installers explained the reason for his dismissal a little differently on the old job:
All the ass in the sperm of such duties and salaries even for the Gandons is not enough

Topic of discussion in one serious political club on Yandex:

"A day ago, a cat left President Yushchenko. This happens with cats for a few days.
The president promptly announced to the whole country about this case and that now his children are crying for the cat. Then he found an elegant solution: he asked to give him the same cat, and he will tell the children that it is the same. Just don’t tell anyone, asked Victor Andreevich for the whole country.
Today he was given a cat and the President will lie to his children tonight.
But what to do when the first cat comes back? Declaring him self-proclaimed?
Admitting children to lying? Do you pretend there were always two cats?

There are two girls sitting in a pair.

Girl No. 1: I have fatherhood "Valerievna"!
Girl No. 2: Ohoh!What a coincidence, I am too!Her name is Valeria???? to
Girl No. 1: no, bl**t, gall...

Why did you deceive me today?
YYY: I never told you the truth at all!

I am in the theatre. I will call tonight.
GoDZilla: not worth it
Maska : Why?
GoDZilla: Unrestricted sex is planned for the evening
Maska: is it true?
GoDZilla: UGU
Maska: With whom?
GoDZilla: With an Unknown
Maska: Why not with me?(I need it more
GoDZilla: You don’t want me
GoDZilla: I'd like to have called for a long time
GoDZilla: Not for tea
GoDZilla: not repaired
GoDZilla: No light bulbs to turn
GoDZilla: and not even the shelf to hang
GoDZilla: And then go!

I have 6 cats!! to
WOW: It is great!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahJust a shit.
Do you grind them sometimes?
What is it, butterflies?? to

sofydone (12:51:43 2/12/2009)
In the pharmacy:
I forgot what the name of the medicine was, I remember something about the fan... Something like “I don’t know where the fan is”... I remembered it.
and ibuprofen?
And yes!! Yes!! Exactly!! Give me two packs.

Marik (12:52:27 2/12/2009)

Marik (12:53:58 2/12/2009)
I phone thick so remembered 21666- the devil's point

Alex (22:52:46 1/12/2009)
There are no witches with such breasts as me!!!!!!!! to

LyS[e]rGiNe (22:52:55 1/12/2009)
There are

Alex (22:54:01 1/12/2009)
No and no!!! They all have beautiful breasts!! I just want to wear a bee costume!!! to

LyS[e]rGiNe (22:54:24 1/12/2009)
Why exactly bees?

Alex (22:54:54 1/12/2009)
Because the bee has no breasts.

and Sanya?
and as.
You are a philologist right now?
and yes.
Knowledge of Russian literacy, spelling and orthography.and :)
and ahah :)
There is one question.
Which one?
“He has been tormenting me for a decade and a half, since I heard him in 9th grade at a Russian language class.
and?
"This question was asked by our distinguished woman, the only medalist, athlete, October girl in school (no further, because the USSR collapsed).
In a nutshell, Skyscanner :)
Why a "city" with a soft sign and a "clock" without?

by Alexandre :
Not just a long time rushed when the paperwork was read.
by Alexandre :
in the kitchen brought "sucks the highest variety 5 k/g";
by Alexandre :
I understand that M and C are next to each other, but in order to make such a mistake, you just have to hide.

In the morning, a message from a late subordinate arrives.

"Request.Please give me 45 minutes to remove the reason for the detention"

The man even excites me through the aska
Does it have a 3rd size letter?
Scarything

comments on a picant topic with besit.su
Author: 2 Stasey
You know, he has me out. No one doubted that he had grown his beard. I see him without clothes. It reminds me of a latent old man. I will leave him)

d3k >> I’ve been digging criminal cases in the archives here, found your photos, why were you detained?? to
d3k >> you, two more guys with a plunge, one curly such
Gagus >> OO what are you writing?
d3k >> I hz that write
d3k >> could not find the case itself because there is by name, and I do not know your name
Gagus >> aa... well that’s probably from the airport. We expanded a little.
d3k >> you were photographed at the trail in the hallway
d3k >> the grass?
Gaga >> no. blue
d3k >> has landed on the territory?? to
Gaga >> no. They stood up and wrote on the door.
d3k >> so I can’t find it.
d3k >> does not lead to this
Gaga >> well. They powered our cars, the songs from my phone were missed and let go.

Is there anyone from Nizhny Novgorod?
I am from there. What do I need? To show sights, to drink beer together, to tell about the city, to advise the hotel?
– Yes not. How is it easier to travel around your city?

...Kinder)))... (17:42:07 1/12/2009)
The end of the world cancelled

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:13 1/12/2009)
God is?

...Kinder)))... (17:42:23 1/12/2009)
her...

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:27 1/12/2009)
And who?

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:37 1/12/2009)
Maya woke up and recorded the calendar?

In general, in Ahuya... the type of large dogs need to be in a necklace, in a necklace and on a chain? Yes, today I saw a picture corresponding to the description...
There is a man (a little under the fly), he talks with another, no more sober man xD, a huge bulldog rotates next to them, no one holds the chain on it... and the murderer he carries in his teeth!

... that in Russia came really difficult times, I realized when they started showing on the TV Kashpirovsky again.

The story did not happen to me, so what I bought, as they say.
I asked my faithful to go to the movie with my friends (“Sex in the big city”). Sorry, I didn’t really want it. After her story, I was very sorry that I wasn’t there. So, the full hall of the people (mostly the representatives of the fair sex), sometimes, indeed, meet and engaged, silent guys... My sitting with girlfriends in impatience, like the fever, all the seasons of the series seen, everyone knows, and here a full movie, and with favorite heroines, and in good company, and with excellent sound, in general – a dream. Here the lights go out, the advertisements start, the negotiators throughout the hall, the unhealthy screams on the late, who climb on their feet and play in the dark, the blind cats... Here is he! The film itself begins. The spectators are taken away by a whirlwind of events, favorite music, blinding smiles of the main characters... Four minutes pass and here on the backdrop of a pause, an insulted male voice sounds on the whole hall – “Shit, this is not Terminator!!“!”
My wife says that the first half hour of the film remembers very bluntly.

If you put a new asphalt, painted all the houses, put a new fence and no one came - you are in Germany.