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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №22208
 07.11.2009
I want it tomorrow morning.
What will happen tomorrow morning?
Tomorrow morning I wake up at 6 a.m. by the alarm.
It is O_O
He said, “Tomorrow is Saturday!
She: I'll turn off his nap, turn to the other side and sleep again until 12 o'clock.
She: This is a cowboy!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22207
 07.11.2009
Technical support for torrent tracker:
"How to change your IQ?"

Good people, how to help him?

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №22206
 07.11.2009
My wife was delighted in the morning.)
Jolly (10:54:58 6/11/2009)
At work, everything is over me. My legs hurt, temple. A cold on the lips. And I was plunged in the day and found my whole neck in the seals. The shirt does not help. Everyone says good night, herpes, soaps and legs do not come together. What a shame :(

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22205
 07.11.2009
I hate when you smoke.
I don’t mind when you’re playing on the compass!
Okay, when I approach you, I don’t smell Stalker!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22204
 07.11.2009
Conversation from chat:
Did you go to Rosenbaum today? I have a ticket.
This horror?
They passed

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22203
 07.11.2009
information about the guy "in contact":
Activity of:
Sleep, binge, eat, study from time to time, meditate, watch TV, sit in contact, and a lot more interesting + among other things, a member of the party "Prospective youth"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №22202
 07.11.2009
Profession of reporter:
The American Invisible Ship (19 photos)

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22201
 07.11.2009
Does anyone know how to program on an iPhone?
Will I give an iPhone?
and yes.
I am able!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22200
 07.11.2009
Did you watch football yesterday?
NN: Yes, I switched everything – football, Taras Bulba, football, Taras Bulba...
by Blizzard 6N! Who won it?
by Taras Bulba.

[ + 106 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22199
 06.11.2009
The length of the male penis is equal to the maximum distance between the tip of the big and index fingers.
Whoever holds 10 seconds away from watching, that niibazzo willy guy.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №22198
 06.11.2009
xxx (13:52:24):
What happened to you, Sasha?
yyy (13:52:24):
I was eating.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №22197
 06.11.2009
Europe and civilization. They already have swine flu, and we have a frog, still a bird, behind the Urals.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22196
 06.11.2009
I love a girl who is 16 years old, she wrote:
>it’s not an option because my friend is on it)
>and she also writes here that I am cute) that I am interested in talking.)
> still b fucking ) I am 22 ) I have a higher education ))
> I am the crown of evolution :D


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №22195
 06.11.2009
XXX: You had a special course in the universe "how to take care of others", and you, Scuco, went to all classes!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №22194
 06.11.2009
[in comments to the news that in the play-off the national team of Ukraine will meet with the national team of Greece]

Greece is not France or Portugal.

Greece is not for you France or Portugal, Greece is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №22193
 06.11.2009
I once celebrated a friend at the dacha.
They drank all the things.
They went to bed... Here a friend was sleepy to fuck up, and the descent to the 1st floor in the country was through the balcony (why so..) now in general he goes out and a little bit did not calculate and turned from the balcony and fell into the tank with water...out.. did what he needed.
He enters the house. And what to do all the clothes wet, so he decided to take off.
I dress up naked and at the same moment I wake up and see a naked man standing in front of me... I am in ah*e.
Oh yeah... you’re gonna do it?
Silent... Silent... So it should be.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22192
 06.11.2009
Do you believe in the end of the world?
YYYY: Yes
What are you going to do on this terrible day?
YYY: I’ll sit on the balcony, smoke a cigar, drink Jack Daniel’s and watch the world collapse and say, “Hey, poor people.”
XXX: O_O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №22191
 06.11.2009
I have a penis twice as long as yours.
I am being swallowed to the end.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22190
 06.11.2009
Now it has become easier to identify the dolphins that lead to everything.
They wear masks.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №22189
 06.11.2009
Agent Provocateur: Certainly, but we’re going to have to ride a man.
Agent Provocateur: Share
Agent Provocateur: Although...

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