She: Say it honestly! Am I fat?
He is: Honestly? You are for ball!

Lech, I can’t understand, are you and Irka as different as you’ve been together for a year?
You listen to rock and she’s a chanson.
You are a boxer, and she fucking you.

xxx: you're 19 years old, and you don't know the simplest things like css.
I am a girl
To work with css tables, a member is not required.

The tape says that in Ukraine they are going to include baklaws in the list of harmful animals to be shot.
I always suspected that the main problem of Ukraine is the baklaws.

A comment to the group Ranetki on one known music resource:
j_s_floyd wrote:
I have a cat. A few days ago he ate something wrong and he got sick. I was wondering how to remove all this ugliness from his body. The cat was getting worse. Right in front of his eyes he went out. I almost fell into despair and fell on the couch in tears. Fortunately, I sat on the remote control of the telescope. Included STS channel, where, again, by lucky coincidence, went the series "Ranetki". And the unexpected happened! The cat was relieved. It really made it easier. He pulled all of his stomach’s content on the floor. So what is it all... girls! Thank you for being there! Without you, my cat would have died.

amechan wrote:
ppt, on the forum of my new provider in the survey "Optimal shirt for dating a girl" with a non-hero break leads the option "Shirt for swimming, shirt, tricycles, slats".

Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
GDP DAM is a good slogan for the country’s leaders

If a girl thinks that men only need one thing, she is only able to do that.

jah: for fools like you and take the advertisement of shampoos with pearl proteins, cashmere and bee milk!!! to

Do you have a program against viruses and hackers?
and Linux

Dima, do something, I am pursued by a bunch of aliens.
Yyy: sit still and do not make abrupt movements.
XXX is OK.
XXX is not smoking.
YYY: Now get the cane out of your mouth and get tired.

Nosopil: soon to enter the game DNA needs to awaken to provide
Logan: but throw the picture, the guy with the box of the long-awaited game runs out of the store, passes the line, turns into the street, and there it is broken into pieces "Pirates" and in the next corner this same game is already sold with "Dunk-Kryak" for half price :-D

Why did you argue about it?
She - yes he turned to me with the name of women's cigarettes, and even then claimed that it was still gentle and justified chat there.
Did he say that?
She - "Kiss, what are we doing tonight?"
“I’m sorry, Len, but you’re stupid.

When God gave me brains and conscience, I stood in a row behind my legs and breasts, but they were over, and so I got only a ass and adventure.

I am standing near a barrel, in front of me is a boy 11-12, asking for a beer:
Give the shell light 0.5
Wherever you are, you are still small, fail.
You misunderstood me, I bought my dad.
So why can’t he buy it himself?
He slipped his leg very badly – he can’t get up.
The seller looked at him and gave him a beer, and he was like this:
Please open it!

Epic Fail!! to

raiga

The Captain's Family: A son named Son, a daughter named Daughter and a dog named Dog.

I have a password "password")))

Tagged: HDD

My grandchildren will be called grandchildren.

The grandson of my son))

My grandchildren are very happy 😉))

2 days ago installed NFS Undercover. I got my salary yesterday. I go to a supermarket with a girl. I:"Look, Logitech’s steering-bomb! all...grn"She:"In 7 years we will buy".So I learned that I will be a dad...

I was invited to a date today by your friend Maxim. Tell me something about him? Is he normal at all?
ууу: he has a condom hanging on the wall in a frame under the glass, in which he lost his virginity))) decide himself whether he is normal or not))))

I saw the following today.
The conductor was in a mask, well, this in a marmelade. The tram approached the stop. The driver removed the mask. I got the cloth from my bag. She painted her lips... and... put on the mask back.
I will never understand women.

From a women’s forum:
(Guest) Daria 01.05.2009 16:54
How to call the monthly I want them to send me 10 years immediately