In the Ministry of Education and Science, after editing the Russian language, they curled another squirrel... and added smiles to the alphabet!

p0tramp writes in useless_faq: What will happen on earth if all the magnets suddenly stop magnetizing?

sanguisugus: a huge thunderstorm from falling them all from the refrigerators

by LamoSS

The guy who rides around the world and throws his shoes at politicians... throw in Fursenko kirzachi, plz!! to

by Katyushkin:
Now next to me in the subway was a young girl, listening to the player and dancing loudly on the seat) Smiled, laughed, staring at others in order to catch the eyes on themselves.

by Katyushkin:
Five minutes later, she gets a notebook with notes, on which in large letters is written "Clinical Psychodiagnostics."

has happened!
The little girl wrote in the aska, pushed as a business and how many years. He decided not to scare her very much, said that 25 (in fact 35). She replied, Uncle, and went off-line.

Teach me to be erotic)))
WOW: The easiest thing is to speak the letter Aaa at different heights, depending on what your partner does.
zzz: for example, if he wipes the penis around your curtain, then the bass will be appropriate XD

tower
This is strange, you want to sleep all day, and at night it no longer pulls)))

d-maxx
+1 is

The forum of one online game, a small hologram on the topic "What axis is better". Commentary :

Romary
The Gods see, I have read all of the above, but I have not understood Nothing (I know the language of Pushkin, the language of Shakespeare, a little language of Horace, and in perfection the language of our electrician Anatoly! I am capable!! For the sake of all the holy, please translate, in the available Russian language, what I should do and in what sequence to do so that the pocket is charged with me. ))))) Thanks in advance! With respect for your knowledge, philologist.

I heard a beautiful phrase in the subway:
Think of me! When you don’t think, the brain releases hydrogen peroxide!

The Langollers from the novel of the same name by Stephen King - this is really the Unknown Jobbing Hunt

XXX is
When: 1993 Who: Harry Howe, a lawyer from Toronto. Cause of death: He fell out of a window on the 24th floor. I wanted to prove to the attendees that the glass cannot be broken.
XXX is
Surprised the guy.

Silvia: Listen, do you have a gazelle on the go? I need to take the cargo immediately. by SUSNA!
Sanek: Oh...I thought you and I were just friends...but for business...
Silvia: The pine is a tree! by Bolvan!

As long as I remember you, I’ve always been a blonde since September 1.
And you from September 1st!

xxx: fucking, the Kitekat advertisement with the cat Boris has been running for ten years. I wonder how many Boris died in that time?
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Like Sisadmin, I hate accountants, but everything changed... as soon as a new young, sympathetic accountant arrived! It’s nice to help =)
c) Methos
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You’re going to grow up, Mowgli.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Come to the neighborhood and drink a cup of water ;)
XXX: No...
XX: I remember that after the past tea, we have never found my strings.

Is there an accident involving a motorcyclist not the fault of the motorcyclist?
YYY: Once it was like this: a motorcyclist was walking in the forest and was struck by a bunch of angry wild pigs.

Nikita: but my grandfather at the age of 90 walked on a bear with villas!
Nikita: well the bear with a sense of humor got, but otherwise the han would grandfather...

From the Honey Forum:

Question: Hello Doctor! Tell the doctor if I have been using ketamine for a year and a half, almost 6 mg daily, how can it affect my health? Is there a physical dependence?

Answer: Where do you find this ketamine? I have been 2 months I can't find it anywhere, and on the internet ads do not know who to take a quick.. thanks in advance for the answer

Yuri Luzhkov intends to drive the clouds in the winter to prevent snow from falling in the border of Moscow. This is more profitable than cleaning the snow on the streets.

And for us, because of the damn of Moscow, to drive the clouds with nothing - we will be filled with snow.