A friend of mine has not so long since left to pay home debt. And with him in the company serves ordinary by name Good. I don’t know how his peers called him before the army, but now, if the rotting worshiped the whole caser, everyone knows who it is addressed to.

Conversation of two friends

You know... I want a bell to ring one day, I want to open the door, and there is HE... in one hand a toothbrush, in the other a computer...
yyy: :))))
How will I know that he is with me forever?

If I die virgin, it will be on your conscience.
Not the SCI! We will put your grandmother in the grave.
You are so kind...

Let us die one day!!! to
Q: Is it a straight day?! to
X: And to pull it!
Y: What a hurry!

From the Kharkiv Forum:
Question: Adult cats (over 10 years old), sterilized. There is a competition "Who is the most". Going to the toilet on a pot is equal to a celebration. Any attempt to get rid of it is ignored. Tested all kinds of sprays and liquids, orange and lemon crusts, were "and knot, and spice". The problem has gained threatening proportions. You cannot live this way. Advice what to do? I sit down and decide: either sleep or let go.

Answer: "Write in their toilet. Cats have a very developed sense of ownership. They will be offended, and they will be hurt where it is appropriate, so that you will not get their sort.

Irishka ‎(14:54):

I do what I can, I will help.
I won’t write my diploma for you.

dynamic_by ‎(14:55):
I’ll do the title myself.

XXX> and the water must be eaten with the ear :)
yyy> the neighborhood?
xxx> out of the cannibal O_o

...
Z is. In general, it would be a good site with a search by addresses with a crazy net. Why not? Anyone who wants to share can do it.
...
It has been invented long ago.
They usually draw a special symbol on the wall, where the signal, password for network access and channel bandwidth are better captured.

Conditional indications :
picture "Circle"-Closed node.On top is written SSID.
The drawing "two semicircles deployed in different directions-type of such )( "-open point.Over-SSID,down-speed.
Circle with the letter W inside"-WEP point.Over-SSID+access contact,down-speed.

Show them, let them know.

XXX is cape! The second-class son signed a postcard to his neighbor:
xxx: "Happy Birthday to Anna! You’re stupid because you love Cole, not me! The Government"
YYY: Did you see it? ?
X: No, her Anina’s mother read yesterday at the parental meeting...

Most of the time I am not lucky - I probably pay for this case. I go home with my friends from college. I approach the road, on the light for cars red, for pedestrians green. I start moving...Here the memory is broken. I am lying on the ground. It turns out that I was hit by a car. According to my friends, I flew 15 meters. Most importantly, except for the encouraged half of the face, I didn’t hurt anything else to myself (!!!). And literally the day before that I fell from the roof of the resort (3m) and nothing hurt myself again.
The comments:
The Rosemary?! to
Try to jump from the ninth floor... maybe your bones won’t break.

XXX: How is it?
YYY: RJM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Name of the eye. Dacha first printed Okkalaz, then I said she was wrong and she reprinted Okkalaz.

I am a barman. There are two guys in our cafe. One - a high-impact bodybuilder, relief muscles, sunshine, fashionable haircut, beard - not to say that macho, but so, under the alpha male cuts - constantly clings the female and is rarely rejected. The second guy is lower in height, widespread in bones, with a light belly, with no noticeable appearance, except for the forever laughing eyes and the behavior of a joke-gayer, amicably slandering others in response to their comments about his appearance and laughing at himself. He is extremely polite with everyone and does not build a macho from himself.
One day, the second was sitting at the table with some sweet lady. She came first and tried to get to know him. Received an ordinary refusal – coffee in the mouth and a delicious slice, and then burned out:
Here is the shit!
The second said politely:
I would have paid more attention to the choice of words.
The first, the beast, takes the second for the chest and runs the whole hall:
What is? Will I be taught by a fat man with a mistake instead of a fucker?
The second, without any visible effort, pronounces a compressive capture with a spinning tone:
But I don’t get up on men.

I saw the picture yesterday:
The palace was standing and shaking the tree until there was not a single leaf left on it. Today the hard drivers went away.

In contact with:
With you will be friends Maxim Serov
Date of Birth: 1 July 1996
Activity: Player in the football club of Himki
Favorite Books: Thin with Big Pictures

D.AThe action is ongoing, ambulances approach nightclubs and all those who want to be tested for HIV. They came to us too.
D.A: a miracle is coming to me, one of us, it’s power checked, shakes on the shoulders and orets 'Ura, you can fuck me!!!O O O O O O O O

Hett: At work, the door is closed by 3 locks. All the locks look the same, the keys too. I went to the fortress every day to play :(

Well, the teachers will be recruited to the school... The new board of directors on the OBJ... as recently he gathered us to say that such a number needs to appear in the military committee. Not everyone came by himself, and Obžeshnik uttered a murderous phrase: “Rise up, who is not!” and when he saw that no one stood up, he uttered an even more funny phrase: “What is all here?” and “Sizdec...

The most delicious thing in tea is a hot cup.

Q: Would you suck for a million dollars?
WOW : Yes. Then I would kill him and no one would know.
Oh, and couldn’t you just kill and take the money? and :-)
Fuck it...

The note:

Wake me up tomorrow at 7 a.m.
The second time at 7:15