missmandarin (08:56:19 31/08/2009)
You can answer me one question, or I asked a guy here, he told me that I was stupid and I was just interested.

Shhh (08:56:36 31/08/2009)
Speak to

missmandarin (08:58:22 31/08/2009)
Why when you press the gas pedal with two legs the car doesn't go 2 times faster, I checked it all night yesterday and didn't understand why and he tells me that I'm a fool, he said.

Shhh (08:59:29 31/08/2009)
It’s a lot ? ? ?

I bought a cat of the Sphinx breed, named Anger.Now I have a home personal monster.

Usually, when customers finally get me by phone calls, I say "Fuck!", and then I pick up the phone.

This is the opposite (

K to:
"What is the common thing between eggs and milk?"

They run and run.

xxx: in general, the girl is beautiful, tits, pussy, legs under 3 meters.
Feet below 3 meters? What a fucking thing)

Do you also have a dog?
No, no fuck
How did you call me, Scotty?! to

I checked someone in contact:

The more a woman has brains, the more interesting it is with her in bed, even if she is silent.

Another fucking summer has passed.

My girlfriend doesn’t like kids, I ask her somehow:
How did she fly?
- I arrived normally, only to me in the neighboring chair moved a young monster, but it was relatively quiet, probably, full...

Does it seem stupid to me alone to advertise the quality of a new TV on the TV? And also comment on the type "there is the quality you will enjoy with our new TV!!!"

Sociological studies have confirmed that the creature is a living organism and in terms of knowledge surpasses any creature on the planet.

Don’t love me, I’ll leave you.

Art Damage for [AndreaDoria]: Tolyan, don’t be a trick, gather! We have most of the male clan, and if we loved you, we would have bad rumors about our clan.

My wife and I smoked on the balcony. She finds black hair.
What else is that?
Love, it can only be yours. Of all the people I have at home, only you can leave it.
and ah! Do the others come bald or do you give the swimming pool hats at the entrance?

We have two new cellular operators in the city at the same time: "tele2" and "Simple". Strange, but the slogan tele2 "Just cheaper"

I have pointed out that most are already seriously convinced that the quote is a funny story.
I recently heard a quote from "I invented". It is a nightmare.

I go on the street. and dark. A shit in front of me. all as appropriate, clean jiggull, sitting on the corks, in caps, sliding seemecks.
And here I hear a fragment of the conversation "..I tell you, every thing, every movement can be calculated matema..ptician formulas, vectors, amplitudes and other hernias, every action can be programmed and studied in his mouth " at this moment the speaker notices me, changes sharply in the face and continues ". Ppc, almost didn’t run past them, restraining laughter : ))

XXX: We had a man like that. He came almost every day with double-tables. Harry Potter is alive, the crabs will not pass.
yyy: ahah))they are
xxx: " the goats will not come...they are already among us"
YYY: O_O
xxx: "Bilan-gownian, and the caregivers listen to Maxim"
YYY : OO
xxx: "The pyramids were built by deafwriters! And let someone try"
Drink the jade.
XXX: He took the money for him.
YYY: And you were fooled?
I am sorry for 500 rubles.) I stupidly recorded all the words on the tablets.
YYY: The Ears
One of my favourites: "Just try to steal my magical tomatoes! You will go to the vanilla paradise with Maxim and listen to her songs for the rest of your life!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: He is the star of the village) from Toksovo came to look at it))
yyy : ) )

The world collapses in place. He has not yet invented anything more beautiful than silk, sex, and songs "A can be a crown".

Remember, in Soviet times, you couldn’t take a clock for a lesson? To not be distracted for a while... Then allowed... Why? O_O
2: Maybe it’s finally better to watch than to count. :-)

17:24 [Cauchy] in the subway yesterday saw, drowned. Two emo girls stand at the edge of the platform. here on radio type "go away from the platform"
17:25 [Cauchy] one such on all the metro "to not like I jump!"