The pigs have yet to find a way to avenge Ukraine for their love of salu...

It is done! My mom wrapped the socks. These are the warmest shoes in the world! The fact is that my mom has been chesting wool from our Persian cat for 2 years to make a strain! And I was collecting literally meters of a cracking thread of network cables! That is, the socks were wrapped as if in two strands - one thread - a cat's veil, the second thread - from a screw... In the end, there were warm and durable socks! Thank you Mom! =) is

Servant: Do you want something else?
We wish you happiness!

On the packaging with cheeses is written: "Storage conditions - HZ". Few people know what it means to keep frozen.

Panic over the flu. We go on the subway with a colleague, we observe people in the marble bandage dialogue:
I: All these packages. I will be sick so I will be sick, that as it is written in my family, I am a fatalist.
Collega: You in the word "pohuist" 4 mistakes made:))

In the guests well, but at home you can crack.

We had a mouse at home. One day I woke up from running on the bed. It was a pity to kill her, so I kept her running, leaving her food in the closet and cleaning behind her every day. Now she is trained. He no longer runs away when I open the closet, but just looks with the reproach "Close the door, it’s cold". This is how I got a pet.

I was a witness last year, as a steep black jeep on the Sokol was driving along the tramway path, and when he stopped in front of the tram that was going in front of him, he began to bicycle.

Only in Russia the student looking for a notebook on the table finds socks and with the phrase "no is not bad" clothes.

DrЁma (14:37:48 31/10/2009)
Give me a birthday gift for Fallos!!! to
shefvangree (14:38:32 31/10/2009)
Yes, I’d rather give you a seasonal subscription for my real, live, ROLF.

Viewing pictures of rented apartments
She: Yes, in such a neighborhood instead of home clothes you have to walk in a evening dress and heels!
He and Cancer

The swine flu. My husband works as a doctor in a regular clinic and he already had several cases of this swine flu - in the end, he got sick with them himself. Alive, healthy and not snoring.) I am currently sick, for all the symptoms they are - I am not going to die, the truth is that I have a rhinitis))) California flu is a LESS form of flu, dangerous only with complications - pneumonia. This will not happen if you, sick, are treated. Any ARI can give a complication, with a great desire. And death is the last case, a woman in the last months of pregnancy - there the whole immunity has already been given to the child, just any wound could end so.
So live peacefully, health to you and do not panic without a reason)))
Bring it to you.
I apologize for the UG, but I did not hold back, because they were delayed.

You risk losing a girl:

The girl herself has been lying with pneumonia for a week and is already drinking a second course of antibiotics, which nichren does not help.

Pneumonia can be fatal, and most bacteria have immunity to some part of the antibiotics, so you need to change the type or type of antibiotics and make them intramuscularly, not just drink.!..

Maxim Dubovoy wrote
Today at 22:53
No one wants to sleep with me (maybe everyone thinks I’m gay)

My acquaintance constantly runs to the company and asks me to write something on a cardboard, say for bread, etc. They don’t know how to read, well, he writes to them "Koplu on Bentley", "I want to go to the ruble" and so on. So to him now the turn in the morning, say others do not write and give them little money, and when he writes well give.

The evening. I go home. The route did not wait - decided to walk. Suddenly I see a long-awaited one. Pulling his hand, he targeted the middle door. The driver saw me and dropped the speed. I got on the bus, I run. I am running. The driver drives slowly, but does not open the door or brake. He just goes. And I am running. Add the speed. The driver also drowned. "Look, shit!" – I think – "Go to the garden:(". I take a quick step. The driver also decreases speed. "What is it?" I hear the scream from behind: "The back door..."

Overnight, the country became Muslim: women cover their faces, and no one eats pork.

I wrote here about Dimon, who had a whole discount card rental site to take revenge on the gopniks :) So, this is about him.

He was surrounded by water from his car. Everybody knows what are the groves now - not much of what is dirty, but also cold. A pleasant little. Well, it has been done and done - usually the driver does not pay attention to such a phenomenon at all and leaves unpunished. But it was painted on the rear glass with the inscription "I sell", phone and name.

Dimon’s memory is good.

In short, the same evening this phone and this name, equipped with extremely pederastic appearance photo, were present on all popular dating sites (with the option of looking for a guy or a couple of M+M") and on dozens of corresponding forums.

I used to joke about Dimon that I was afraid of him, and now I feel like I really get a little bit sick with him. I control myself subconsciously, as if with the rector or there with the mind I speak. A long way away, I can hear.

I know why I stopped drinking!! to
It’s all about mating!!! to
Everyone said, “You drink, you don’t love me!”
I loved them, but alcohol didn’t bother me.
But only she said, “Don’t drink, you’re preventing me from loving you!”and "
Olivia is!! to

She: We have the sound gone :'(
He: How is it?
He: not at all?
She: This is how. There is no sound:'(
She is: Entirely:'
He: the columns in the socket here, or the wire moved.
Look at the red lamp burning from behind.
She is burning
It: Wire from the columns to the control system.
She: What is it?
He is the one who has been stumbled. The contacts can be locked.
It does not help:'
Increase the noise.
She is: Hurra!!!!!! to