At the sunrise on December 21, 2012 on the day of the winter solstice 4 Sun 3 Kankin (it is the date of the Zolkin and Haab Calendars mentioned in the Maya Prophecies) our Solar System will enter an exact connection with the Center of our Galaxy at the intersection of the Milky Way and the ecliptic, and the new era of the Fifth Sun will come. This cosmic Cross of Ketsalcoatl with the Sun in the Heart of our Galaxy means Yash-Kin and Yash-che – the rising of the New Sun on the Tree of Life. Our planet and people will become fully open to higher cosmic energy flows.

Where is the end of the world talking about? There will be a change of ages! They were already sober about the apocalypse... Bring it to the better, or really tired of the flow of all fake.

The downside of Unix is that it cannot execute a command line longer than 2 gigabytes.
via Bocha

A friend tells me how he spent the night with his friends:
A. and more.
Yesterday, when my parents returned, my mother burned:
HQ: "Dania, what are your friends? They did not drink alcohol, they cooked their own food, the apartment was clean.

xxx: found in dc video, called "porno with ninjas.avi", downloaded, found all video - 20 minute show of the sofa, and all

call by phone.
Hello, you are concerned about the company. As a candidate for a vacancy in the Information Technology Department, we consider one of your former subordinates - Alexey Zaitsev. Do you have a few minutes?
Good day. Yes of course.
“According to the results of the interview with Alexey, we had an opinion of him as a very initiative, energetic, communicative person. What can you identify as key skills?
- You know, I would put the virtuous possession of Alexei of the technique of creating VBD in the first place.
It is wonderful (recording it). Virtual Databases – Virtual Databases?
No, the appearance of stormy activity.

Plya, заеpali, Orbit with the taste of that, Orbit with the taste of this, does not hide this in the CIS. If they were to release the Orbit with the taste of Turbo and inserts, they would be golden.)))

I work at Sapport (ICQ)

Client: he has read:
Supported the fucking domestic manufacturer, bought home shoes. At home, he began to glue out a paper with a size number from the sticker (cut off and dissolve the fool who invented it to glue it there!) And the stitch, as if waiting, easily and joyfully broke. Then I scratched her with a super glue. to death. I was bored in the fist. I had to spit with a drunkard. Hats and fucking! Fucks to fucking! Russia is forward!

Client: Oh... the window is wrong)

The employee issued this:

Research by scientists has shown that if a person engages in mental work or study, then his brain begins to develop irreversibly!

People, take care of yourself :)

Never ever! Do not conduct a marker from the laser clue, which is chased by the cat, on the back of the sleeping father!!! to

They went out with their pedestrians, PGDs and gondons with mustard...REALLY????? to

In our city opened a runway - Zhou-Boltai. Does anyone know how one can burn a stick of Z without a flame?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How early you are. Did you go to Dr?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY None of them, not one of them, not one of them, not one of them.
YYY: Go home sober, hungry, only the right hand hurts!
XXX: O_O
XXXX: Rolex
Yes, we went to bowling!! to

Carassin: You’re going to Paris and there’s OP! "X**" is written on the wall. And warm in the soul.

I go out of the supermarket, all with bags, hands busy. As it drizzles, the rain begins. While I am painfully thinking about how to get a umbrella, there is rubbing and cotton over my head. I raise my eyes with an umbrella. Such a big man. I turn, behind the owner’s umbrella. Also large, male, with not at present a good look and a quiet, polite voice, by which he asks quietly and politely:
To help you?
I sneeze, he loads his bags, gives me a umbrella, and we get to my house. He brings his bags to the apartment, carries them, and is already about to leave, as I see that from one of the bags he dirty his hands. I invite them to wash. And I have water constantly accumulated in the soap, soap scratches. So this man washes his hands, pouches water, gets some strange passages, breaks a hole in the soap machine, polishes the edges and, polished, goes away.
Damn, even offensive - how many guys there were before, like smart, and herself is not stupid, and until such a little thing did not think about it.
Man, if you are reading this, let’s meet at the same place, at the same time, any day of the week.

I was pleased with one of the questions about the sale of a pneumatic gun at one online auction:
Question: What power, hand permissible can break?
Capacity of 3 J. I didn’t shoot in my hands, I don’t know. If there is no right hand, we can shoot and see.

by Lena (3:00):
Continue the phrase 'You are very. and. and. and. and'
Myself ‎ (3:00):
not on time

I am coming back from Dacia.
The Last Electric
And here, passing Kuzmolovo, the electric vehicle suddenly stops... the light turns off... And the controllers with the blue folders come in.

The most epic file in my life is a successful attempt to catch a hot solder that fell from the table.

by koguroff:
I have noticed that our footballers have a very advanced AI.
They always play at the competitor level.
To make it difficult and interesting.

Local news from the American village.
Yesterday there was a firefighting exercise called the Chest of Life. The technique was developed to quickly cut the car, which fell into a serious accident, in order to retrieve passengers.
The firefighters did a great job. The roof and doors were cut off in less than 5 minutes. The only annoying little thing is that they mistakenly sprinkled the car of some stranger who went into part to make an annual donation of $50 to help the firefighters.