You are very rough, why do you call her fat, she is very offended, she has a lot of complexes about her weight.
yyy: She has a nick in aske "fat"

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Although old age is not a joy, I hope to feel it personally.

This morning the host of the news of the 5th channel SP.
The French military handed over to law enforcement authorities.
Two Somali pirates.
I wonder how much?? to

In Moscow, Hillary Clinton said that the United States does not recognize Abkhazia.
of South Ossetia.

After that, Mrs. Clinton was honored to return to the North American British colony.

When homes turn off the lights, all the games on the phone become so interesting (:

Xxx: officials are stupid? You are a bitch and a bitch!! Engineers, businessmen, doctors and journalists are all fools! They can do nothing without us, they need permission. Without us you are nobody! I understand hatred! We have to think for you, and you are also a bad boy... I have to decide everything for you on the salary? The fucking

This is the statement of the deputies of the city council of one of the millionaire cities at the regional forum in the branch on corruption.

XXX is
What do you think about Barack Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?

YYYY
I don’t know if he’d better get a puzzle.

Whom to wake up?

Man with a perforator

"Mathematics only why to teach it is necessary that it keeps the mind in order" (Lomonosov)

"Mathematics – Gymnastics of the Mind" (Suvorov)

Science reaches perfection only when it begins to use mathematics.

"Higher mathematics kills creativity" (Fursenko, Russian Minister of Education and Science)

I am serving in the brave Russian army... and you know, now I have no doubt that candy is made by the hole!!! The Wall *

I walk through Borshtag, in the transit.After me a girl, and behind her two typical gops (G).There is one crawling in order to stick:
G: Girl, how to go out on the street ****** can you tell me?
D: Well why, go out of the crossing, go to the right, then the first turn to the left, there you will see a huge h*y, so here you are there!! to
I roasted all the way home.

Ivy :
Is it cold there?

by Blink:
I don't think the stitches are cold, the stitches have long since fallen into the warm countries)))

Godlike: What about your disagreeable Eblan? In the militia? I just look at you at home, not walking with him.
Morta: First of all, he is not an idiot, he is a nonconformist. and politically active. Secondly, he is a cursor.
Godlike: I have a friend. On the first drink, I held it over the bathroom to make it easier. Then I saw him in his glasses and it turned out that he was excellent. He is also a musician and talented. He is currently working somewhere in college.
Godlike: And here he was recently seen—he was walking in a suit, with a wallet and biting a baton on the go. He is a true non-conformist, but he does not think about it and therefore does not paint. And thousands of eggs in a maid with Che Guevara are not worth it.

I ate dinner with my boyfriend yesterday. Everything was great and dinner, and so why picked up too. I just made an observation. He has five kinds of cheese in his refrigerator. 2 hard, 2 soft and type dor-blu with mold. Is he such a gourmet and should I hang up with my cooking? Or what does it mean?

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We asked – we answered!
In order to turn the horns of the trolleybus on the development in the right direction, the wires are provided with a "shooter". It moves the horns to the left line, tracking the electricity consumption of the passing trolleybus.
To turn to the left, you have to keep the launch pedal pressed when you pass the arrow. And to the right: you have to scatter and release the pedal before the arrow, it will run and that's all. By default, the shooter is always on the right.
The antibody:
Gathering the liliputs in Liliput, the liliput stands up and says:
“Today we suffered a great loss, the man we all respected, Gulliver, has died.
Voice from the back:
Fucking to dig!

111: The balance is not a pitcher!! to
222: well, there may be an orientation in him and traditional, but Pidor is still that XD

Today with a friend on a beer box bet that he will never be able to meet a girl with the phrase: "I want you..."! Better not to argue... He sits in the electric car in front of the cute girl in the headphones, catches her look and continues the dialogue:
He: Girl, you’re so beautiful that I’m ready to have sex with you right here!
She (pulling out the headsets): What?
He: My name is Denis! And you?

I am writing an application for dismissal.
I will not speak by hand.
Yes, I’ve already cleaned up (I’ve already ruined 2 blackboards)
A woman from the HR department said the reason "because you’re all piddars" won’t go =)

Growing up is when you stop being ashamed of Bart and become ashamed of Homer.

c) the fuz