In response to:
Loneliness is when you sit alone at home on Friday and Saturday, drink beer and read the poor.
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Joy is when on Fridays and Saturdays you sit alone at home, drink beer and read the poor. Fuck to Fuck!! to
Everything is relative, everything is relative.
Do not sit at home, go to the theater. Warm, dry, fun, cute ladies

Sturmman Georges

Android is
by Fuck. The TV engineer caught the flies for a week and ripped off their wings, now these fools go unnoticed on me when I read some news.

Vo1
Fuck you there, I look at you.

xxh: decided to keep a daily list of expenses to control where the money goes
by mmm
HH: Here’s what I got:
15.09 – Lunch – 100 r
16.09 – Lunch – 110 r
17.09 - money on the phone - 100 r
17.09 – Lunch – 90 r
17.09 - coffee (drinking cups) - 200 r
from 18.09 to 23.09 - PIZDEC - 1550 r
And where did it happen?
Fun is not cheap))

The cry of a girl during an orgasm is one of the most beautiful sounds of nature.

XXX: I am in shock.
YYY: About the matter?
XXX: I go to the subway, the peak hour.
In the middle of the car is suspiciously empty.
XXX: I go over there and see this.
xxx: A dumb meter scale in full combat painting of skinhead
XX: All clear affairs are kept away from this subject.
YYY: Is it all so bad?
XXX: No, not so much. This is a murderer with a tail and quite rocky.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: It is worth, the music is listening to all so pleased, the head in the tact swings.
xxx: I was so curious, I look through my shoulder into the phone on which the player is launched and what do you think is there?
Yyy: Andrei is losing? ))))
XXX is fucking! and Vivaldi!! to
YYY: O_o
XXX: I have something to say about you.)
YYY: Well what you wanted. Peter is the cultural capital.
xxx: Ugu )) Peter's cultural skinheads, such cultural))))))

The servant in whom everything: and the turquoise serpent in the ear, and the anointed multi-colored hair, and polite body movements - in a word, all denounced the man of the newest, perfected generation.

XXX: I will go to the field, I will drown at that berry foam
YYY: Could I hang myself on that stream?? to

<nochchucha>: Well talk to me :( Which genre movies do you like the most?
<GRom>: Pornography... and teenage and crying

I go to the subway, the train stops at the station and stands, stands, stands... The silence is dead, I hear the words of the song playing in the headphones of a guy. Suddenly someone’s cell phone starts ringing, the military right of me gets an old nail, reflectively looks at the screen and starts a conversation:
The radiator is listening.
In a few seconds:
Oh, you are the obvious!

xxx: Classmates burn: in the album of a friend under the photo warning of the moderator: Blocked!
The reason: more than one person on the photo and the comment does not specify who you are.
Nothing but in the picture she is riding a horse.

As Aldous Huxley said, “What if our Earth is the hell of another planet?”
What if heaven?

At the seminar on intellectual property, students (C) 5 course and lecturer (P)-a young unmarried girl:
Q: And what about the Anne Statute, which introduces copyright, have you heard anything?
C: Well, once you mentioned it, it exists, and it was once adopted.
Q: Maybe it is my imagination?
and laugh. The noise. Commentary: This is the case.
P (on elevated tones): Quiet! Or I’ll beat you now!
Q: Is that your imagination too? O_O
The Curtain

I graduated 22. I recently got a good job. I called my best friend about this. I decided to go to the club and celebrate. In the club she flooded and flooded everything.
I wake up in her apartment in the morning and say good morning. She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s still my friend. And now worse:
1)I must marry her, otherwise she will file for rape (her ancestors work in the judicial system, i.e. I will buy right away)
She didn’t wear a condom at night, so I’ll soon be a daddy.
She was in love with me from 10th grade. and long developed a plan for her "happy life with me"!
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Or maybe for the better? You already have a good job, and now there will be a beautiful wife, and a perfectly understanding of you, with whom you are interested in spending time, otherwise you would not call her your friend. Children are the flowers of life and the best thing that can happen to a person. I think all fucking!

Yesterday in the universe someone wrote on a paper: "Who's the textbook on the ceiling" and sent it in rows. Everyone, like fools, raised their heads and looked for this textbook. Today went a paper with the signature: "Who’s socks on the luster". The people guessed, did not raise their heads until the priest asked, "Why does this so smell?"

The movie White Mist, I watch in the cinema.
A dialogue inside the crashed Russian aircraft.
The plane crashed in the 1950s. The MiG 32 has not been flying for 50 years.
The voice from the hall- "flows, flies"

You also live alone, sleeping on the couch next to the bus and don’t understand why you need a couch?

She: O holy prostate!
He: E... either there is ignorance of grammar and punctuation, or the birth of a new religious cult!

by M89:
Do you sometimes save the world from a nuclear bomb by turning off the microwave for a second before it starts feeding?

Goodly communicated in one of the hospitals of Yekaterinburg:
"Deliver feces and urine in containers, show respect for yourself and the doctor"

he is (08:12) :
What are you doing now?
She (08:12) :
Coffee please
he is (08:12) :
And about what?