Russia is the only country in the world that has a comprehensive president. There is a real part, there is an imaginary part.

A friend who lives in America told how recently the bourgeois on the news channel showed a news block dedicated to Russia and its missile defense system. And here is a picture in which the journalist tells something enthusiastically to the camera against the backdrop of our rockets. On one of which the inscription"In the United States" clearly appears.

I always dream the same dream.
Fyodor Bondarczuk is right for me.
He proposes to play in his next film.
Do you think it will save him?

From the official website of the All-Russian public movement "For Human Rights:

"You do not have enough permissions to view this page."

And so in everything.

If you’re going to do something tomorrow, the bandages are out there.

Dad decided to burn the cakes.
phrase
-"Do you need to wash the cocktails?" broken up!!!))

“I have a neighbor, though beautiful, but sturdy.
Why is?
- I repaired her all the electrical wiring, and she would at least thank her.

I am a loser today.
I am not lucky today.
Today it lasts.
Far from the first year.

The school year, like pregnancy - lasts 9 months, nausea begins from the second week!!! to

Why does your phone have such a short USB?
yyy: the shorter the wire, the faster the transmission
xxx: in your wire the gnomes run and the bytes on your back? They go a meter long, so it is better to go 5 cm?! to

Talk about age:
I met Sasha before, and now I met Alexandra.

Listen, I'm not funny at all now, I have a girlfriend pregnant on the go!
YYY: Nath, is nothing bothering you? O_O

Xxx: 76ne65
YYY: I don’t understand, what are you doing?
XXX: This is a cat.
YYY: Well, in general, he is right...

In Russia, the winner is the candidate who does not participate in the debate.

Rested with the family in Lazarevsk, themselves from Moscow. We found a good housing. We negotiated with the owner for a long time and agreed on the price. During the rest, they were not transgendered. I heard the owners were economical, they even laughed. I don’t argue, now is a time of crisis. We rested well, gathered together and went home.
The most surprising thing, literally 2 weeks after my vacation, I had a trip to those places to explore the object, I broke through and got a devoted trip to the south. And I decided that I would stay with them, relatively close, and I liked them, in September there are always places, the check is given.
Imagine a picture – I appear at their doorstep, the master’s mouth is open when he sees me, and I give him:
“Imagine, Felix, and we, the Rothoseans, have forgotten our tomatoes in the kitchen.
The curtain.

There is nothing more eternal than that which is wrapped in blue insulate.

The Cat (
What is so?
- bought the plasma of the old calf on the floor of the stand, until they determined where to dye it. The apartment is cold, the cat climbs on the old calf, lies on it, stands up and can't understand why it doesn't heat (((
I want to turn it on for it to warm up.

A friend left her:
Don’t be sad she’ll come back!! to
I know it (((

I walked past the office toilet in the store yesterday. Inside his door hangs an advertisement with huge letters: "T-shirts not to change clothes. A fine of 1000r. and video surveillance!and "
Fuck, I'll go crazy, WHY can't you change your cowards clothes, and how to use the toilet, knowing about video surveillance?

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