Review of the washing machine in the online store:

Disadvantages: If you’re a musician, you’ve studied at a music school, or you just have a musical hearing, you’ll suffer. When included plays a short melody and falsifies on the last note...)))"

We walk with the child in the yard. We see a 5-year-old smoggy boy actively and skillfully playing football with his mother. I notice the child: look, the boy is younger than you, but he plays better. The son was not confused for a second - well, I'm Russian, all the Russians play bad football.

The driver of the trailer loudly, but clearly noticed that the front-going collects all passengers. At the crossroads, he switched the arrow, rebuilt, overtook a little. While burning, the "red" jumped out and threw the sticks back.

It is! The driver of the trail - a former router))

I was stunned all summer and half autumn by the same advertisement that came out when this page was turned on.
Dating with unmarried people.
Every time I write them "spam" or "not interested".
What do they have for this questionnaire?
I wrote a quote that I myself am unmarried and I do not understand why I need these babies.
The quote appeared in the main.
The curse continues to persecute me.
And today it happened!
I got a strong man’s shoulder.
Money is better, honestly.

We have a classic Jew in our office, Kostya. The character, like the Jews in anecdotes, of the used tea bag is not questioned. He is constantly beaten up on this topic. So also today. Petrovich, sweetly smiling, with an oily voice asks our bone:
A bone or a bone? Will you lend me your laptop for the weekend?
In the group of friendship. Without breaking out of paper:
No problem, of course.
There was a silent pause in the air, and the people looked at...
– You’ll get back two, – continued the Kostia reluctantly.

Lies detectors don’t work that way. There are things you’re nervous about and you’re not nervous about. The interior does not read, as far as we know.
Essno does not work for the travelling... owners of a rich inner world. They get nervous randomly, depending on the thoughts.

There is something contradictory in the words - "the crowd of wise men"!

We talked about the Russians in America. Type, "not tolerant" and can "we@at", from the words of a Russian comrade living in the United States. And I remembered one of my “European” stories.

Once settled in France in a small slim hotel. Once it was for the night looking for something else - already very tired then the whole family. The Arab boy, the portier of that hotel, asked me in English for a long time why about our plans when we were leaving, etc. At first I didn’t understand why. But he calmed down when I said we were planning to go on tomorrow. He even allowed me to place my car on my personal parking spot. The fact is that there was a shortage of parking spaces - a narrow almost medieval street. The hotel had only two parking spaces. Patsan Portier said he came to work on foot today and I could put the car in his place.

After a while, I went down to the parking lot to pick up something from the trunk. And I approached the reception room from behind, from the corner, I heard a whistle of voices. Arab guests in all ways "sitting" on the poor-port. He answered them in French and English. Among the English phrases I heard, “They are not white, they are Russian! They will leave tomorrow!”

The more liberal the liberal, the more monarchical the monarchist, the more Orthodox the Orthodox, the more likely they were in the past to be the leading workers of the Komsomol.

R: This clown in half of the blog burns. And his schizophrenic folly is very helpful to anti-church propaganda.
M: Is he really God? and ;)
E: My friend in Israel’s son serves in a specially trained police unit working with the gods. The gods are a subtle soul organization. On average, one and a half gods come to Israel every week. One of them came from Greece. God was Horosh, a tall, young man with long dark hair and bright blue lenses. It was all in white blankets and with switches. He was speaking in Greek, gathering people around him. In Israel, our boys were already waiting for him.
R: And what did they do to him?
E: Don’t worry, nothing wrong, they talk to the gods, then decide whether to deport immediately or first provide medical care.

The Misanthropus:

Someone, create already a dating site for people with a high IQ. For registration a test of general knowledge. And where else to find a smart man, if they almost never get out of their nurses, and I am a misanthropist and do not want to meet people in reality :)

Create it yourself. Here is the intelligence test.

I am in decree. I am looking for work on the Internet. Why is remote work the transportation and wacht method of work most often, rather than work through the Internet?

Errors of the Software Manager:

Yyy:Dear project manager, it is your duty to carefully monitor what you need to mix with the squirrels in coffee: when benzedrine and modafinil, when one modafinil is enough, when modafinil is not possible, but only one ademetionine is needed for the poisoned body, and in this case it was necessary for a day or another clonazepam, well you can not arrange an endless marathon, you can not...

And a friend of mine married a couple of years after graduation to a former student, with whom he led from 5th grade, so to speak, grew up for himself)

In principle, all people with a lack of morality, atrophic empathy and specific "ethics" say almost the same phrases, the general meaning of which is reduced to the idea of removing any responsibility. It is not me, it is itself. She herself provoked, she herself came, slept badly, fools are taught, nails are not tight enough, and the rest are the fault of herself, and I am white and furry. These people say “this is not my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem,” “this is my problem.”

We sent somehow to our branch of the fool from Moscow "motivate" to increase the productivity of work. The first thing he did to show his importance was to say that we were fools and that we couldn’t work. The result was the opposite result and 40% of the department went away by sending it very far. The rest of the work was transferred to the rest of the department and the same shit began to punish them for failure. After such motivations, about 50% of the remaining people left. Then the fuck said he would raise our salary by up to 5,000. rubles, but if we don’t have time, it will take back. Of course, the shortage of people did not confuse him, as did the amount of the increase. And recently we learned that in Moscow initially under all this matter for our employees allocated a good prize, which this damn, apparently, decided to write out to himself. The rest of the department goes to the competitors, we have already agreed.

Fyn: Samara station I go off the train, overtakes a man and plunges a pack of money virtually under his feet (steps in two in front) on his shoulder "O look at the money!!!!" Divorce I thought (because as in Samara I will not come there at the station 3-4 brigades of such spiders work) With the words "Money dirt!" broke the pinals. Dirty roaring 3 fucking ran to look for the "bubble".

I liked the phrase from the series. A cake purchased in a store but heated in the microwave is considered a home cake. I have stopped eating strawberries, now I only eat home food.

I’m riding on YouTube, looking for master classes in rolling. periodically commented
How to roll a mouse!
Video of how to wrap an oak!
The man looks over his shoulder and asks.
Is there a video of how to drive a fool there?
Then I thought a little:
I think 99% of youth is about that.

And we all sit, listen to them and shrink: for a year the old man has not mastered the Internet, so he has also learned to program poorly and now tries to do freelance tasks, but for himself and without a customer.

What are you surprised? Grandfather from that generation, who in his youth made the first in the world many of the liver around us. Do you still think what’s under the sticks? He-he...
Continue to go to Thailand...