It is easier to be a fat cat than a fat man, because you can pretend to be furry.

Greetings to everyone from the owner of the Handless Handwork :-)
I showed my boyfriend yesterday all the shit that started here because of me. He said "Yellow" and advised less to get into any nonsense that the inadequate people write on the Internet.
And yes, I address separately to people who were interested in whether we played on the day of presenting a gift to Iqing and Astrid - you would take care of your personal life and not climb into someone else's cowards. Good in our age of tinder and dating sites is not so difficult.
And all the others – good cats and dragons!

(Long description of the wife "without a financial king in the head") And who after this of us is an infant?

I don’t know the infant, but the infantile is obviously you, since you live with this woman who gets you and allow yourself to do the full program. What such a special thing in it must be to compensate for all the shame you describe.

Well, why is the figure of the dragon printed on a 3d printer in a single copy on an individual model considered SUPER??? Read prices for these services.

And what could be more useful and practical than a dragon?

We asked – we answered. More useful and practical than a dragon can only be two dragons. One is m, the other.
Your KO

Tell me, as a lawyer, mathematics
Well, shit, the time for free consultations has begun. What have you?
If a guy is seventeen, a girl is fifteen, and they have sex, is that not a crime?
WOW : No. Who are you worried about?
HH: I am asking in principle. And if he is nineteen, and she is fifteen, is it a crime?
WOW: I don’t remember exactly, but I thought there was an explanation of WOW that with a difference of less than four years it doesn’t count.
XHH: is well. He is 21 and he is 15?
Yes, it is a crime! 134th part first. Have you found a child?
I am telling you, I am asking in principle. I don’t remember to have a member from 17 to 20 years of age somehow radically grown, why then at 17 you can, and at 20 you can’t? Where is logic?
WOW: Consider this the law of protection of competition.

I don’t want to just go over and run away!
Do not leave. Drink the tea.

The Gifts
In our time, when you can buy if not everything, then very much, the value of a physical gift becomes quite low. If you have a fixed income, significantly different from the subsistence minimum, then over time you have everything you need, and even something extra. What to give such a man? The 10th Jeans, the 20th T-shirt, the 50th Bronze Horse Such a person needs to give pleasant emotions, and it does not matter what causes them - a dragon figure, a trip to the warm sea, a ring with diamonds or a parachute jump. And indeed, the figure of a dragon can be a more successful gift than a ring, because the rings are already there, are expensive and have little sense of them, and the dragon is, so simple and so cool!

Once a guy gave the girl a dragon figure, and she told him: "Better would the Great Interpretative Dictionary of Russian language S. A. Kuznetsov gave!" Three months without sex!
He shot her from an eye injury, sat on a bicycle and went on the sidewalk. It is entitled according to the PGD.

But this is when they begin to boast, boast, compare the power of characters, participate in communities and forums on this topic, review many times, conduct mass discussions, even buy a 3D printer for this - all, it's a clinic. Damnation, fanaticism, obsessive idea – call it what you want.

As you have already learned... when half of the country’s population seriously discusses some international competitions of mouth-songwriters or blisterers with their legs – it’s never fanaticism and no shame. Even they beat each other periodically for this idiotic reason. This is the norm, it is adult. In my opinion, it is to catch all the drunkards who run at night out of excitement on the street, and condemn them to compulsory football training a couple or three times a week throughout the year. You see, they would raise the level of their favorite game in Russia - they all know how to play from the couch.

Fuck, I have nothing to talk to you at all. You do not read books. Have you read Strugacki? This is "The Tale of the Three" read, for example?! to

It’s about the costume, right?

X: The cats were hysterical under the window.
X: Closed *

I do sales. In the process of search, the branch c is caught with an extremely funny combination of activities.

Main activity: Cultivation of vegetables, strawberries, root and shrub crops, mushrooms and truffles
Additional Activities: Computer Software Development

And everything would generally be good, but in the process of analysis I see that they are looking for an employee for the position "Agronom-technologist/Specialist in the cultivation of micro-greens on hydroponics"

I have a direct feeling that the guys in the office have a small bowl in which they plan to grow grass. And under the grass already writing programs))

The Gift

I always try not to give things, but emotions.
The first bracelet at the price of 2 scholarships brings much more joy than the fourth bracelet with diamonds. The first trip abroad to Egypt is remembered longer and warmer than "sweeping for a week on the Seychelles".
A trip for a week to Anapa after the 4th course (for the first time in two), when you had to eat the cheapest sausages, and not close to a week in a pathos hotel in Sochi last year.
This is by the way a big problem, after 20 years after dating, there is money, and ideas about how to please come less and less often.

I lie in the hospital, after 4 hours of surgery, sorry for the details, removal of the inguinal hernia. I am worried for something wild, yet in the holy of the saints will go. I decided to get distracted, opened up my favorite toy, forge quests, little helps, all the thoughts are not there. I hit the quest "The Lost Egg"... I turned off the game... Thank you, calm down, ply!

The whole concept of marketing in one line:
The goods may be bad, but the ears should be perfect.

xxx: Learned here that the finger in Japanese is "yubi". That is "Ubisoft" is a fingerprint?
yyy: Soft, handled with the finger.
zzz: The soft finger.

Debt to friends/comrades/families
I am asking in receipts to write not about interest, but about the asset of the soul =) even atheists with time is picked up, because of this receipt one of me in another city found and paid with the recount under the realities.
Lucifer, stop by

#propaganda

Guys, when you give your girlfriend a jewelry (or an iPhone/Huifon), when she says in direct text that she doesn’t need it and she doesn’t like it, then know, you’re making these gifts for YOURSELF and to satisfy your own ego. This means that you are going by the simple scheme of “baby” and you are banally lazy to look at the person you are dating and understand her interests and hobbies. You are boring people.

Girl, 26 years old. I was delighted with the Mabel sweater from Gravity Falls. And your useless bits are still burning in the closet or transferred.

A friend told me. Once upon a time, when his daughter was four years old. A friend and his wife put her to sleep in the evening, and they were sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, chatting. And now, close to midnight, this very daughter comes into the kitchen and asks:
What is the meaning in your eyes?
My friend was not confused and, lovingly looking at the daughter, replied:
None of yours now.
And, I must say, the child was satisfied with the answer and went back to sleep! :D