Yesterday the case was, we are sitting in the park:I, my girlfriend, a friend and his girlfriend.As usual, we started with my girlfriend to find out the relationship.Well, I began to drive her out that I am like a plastic pencil, hustling up to a certain moment, then I break and everything and even in those moments when the hustle breaks the graphite inside and then there are problems...
A friend without thinking for a long time says:"And I am then like a marker, when I break, enough alcohol to pour and all, I work again"

A friend recently burned:
“Dasha, don’t understand me, can you eat?

Why do you guys pour out half a bottle of cheap perfume on your own??? And then you go and smell the whole office? Fouououououou!

You can shoot fearlessly.

X: I called you. Did not take the phone?
Y: I didn’t take her.
X: Captain Evidence breaks into a dialogue.

Modesty decorates the girl... and a short dress with a deep decoult decorates even more.

Status of a friend:
In the head of her, no-be-yes!!! And here is the paper... that is.... (((.

Quote from the newspaper MD
"State control officials during the search encountered indications"
You are a Nepalese guy. =)

Fursenko, you are ugly.

and your coffee.

The girls! Dear ones! You also have quotes such as "Here I have a friend, so smart and beautiful, and the nipple is not at all.
I offer a counterattack. We will cover the Abyss with quotes like, “Why did you throw it away? “Ggg, yes, I have a body longer than his penis, I’d better fuck with it” or “Well, how did the date go yesterday? To the fucking! It doesn’t even grow to 170, I think! I wanted to give him my shoes on the scarf!”
And the Hole? Why can they put pressure on our sick spots and we can’t?
PS specifically for me in general... for the size of male dignity and the growth of my beloved, BUT! I am wildly tired of the fact that, judging by the quotes, many people consider a girl only when she has breasts 3 (4, 5, 6...) size. Zhao-e Ba Li

I go to work one morning, I encounter a man with blinking eyes, passed by me (I apparently did not inspire him confidence) and I hear him, almost crying, asking the man following me:
Is it morning or day?
The man answered immediately:
At midnight, and pointing to the sun, you do not see the moon rising.

She
I kiss your lips, your entire neck, your chest, your stomach.
He is
mmmmmmmmmm
She
My kisses are getting lower and lower.
He is
Continue to...
She
I take him gently in my hands and kiss him.
He is
Who are you taking?
She
Finger on foot.

Preamble: I have a broken leg, and it is wrapped in the plaster. I’m doing love with a girl, there’s some discomfort, of course... Then I think that with a foot in the plaster is still better than with a hand in the plaster – and on the machine I say:
Better than with a hand.
A thoughtful woman:
No one has told me such a compliment before.

-=hWo=- Marco (14:44:31 13/09/2009)
Stage in a friend's house:

==> I’m uGooooo eGooooo from ThyYYYYYYYY...in my new optical target!

Who is knocking at my door?
This is me, Fursenko yours!
I have shattered your house by the trumpet.

> I will answer without Wikipedia - Enzo Ferrari's maximum speed - 0 km / h :)
>> What if he is running?
>> Enzo Ferrari (18 February 1898 – 14 August 1988) will no longer run anywhere.

From a dog forum.

I have a tax. I think the tax has a very unthinked design. Since if the tax is cold, he begins to sneeze, as a result of which he constantly beats his nose on the floor.

The morning. The Office. A young girl enters.
- Hi, I represent the trademark "......"
I can imagine you without clothes :)
10 seconds of dependency. Red and out.

You when "xxx" and "yyy" arranging, at least don’t confuse who who responds to... Read what before sending...
Plus, who is irritated when they suddenly change roles, or talk to themselves...

My name is Alena. But parents and relatives call the loving Lech, apparently by the logic of Alenka-Aleška-Leschka. Ten years ago, I went to Moscow with my brother in an electric car. There are two men sitting next to him and a conversation like this:
I met a girl, her name is Dima.
- Well, what, the usual Bulgarian name, let’s say, her name would be Leša.
I smiled at myself and went on. After a while, my brother said to me, “Lesha, give me water.” I stretched out the water to him, I looked at the guys, they looked at me with such eyes, they were obviously in a shock.

The ability to cook makes a woman 1.5 times more beautiful. Increase the breast size by 1.