The Chairman of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg just announced on television: “Coffee for me is male, as it has always been.”

In response to:
I don’t understand why Lenin at the age of 52 was Lenin’s grandfather, and Putin at the age of 52 a young and energetic leader.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Putin without a beard

The Tunger:
For two and a half months now, my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much more we will have.)

~Ferry ~ :
And the month doesn’t bother the fuck?

The Tunger:
She didn’t have them yet.)

~Ferry ~ :
O_O

The Tunger:
This is crazy!!! to

I buy the products in Ramstora and I see this picture:
A blonde who looks at her runs to her.
The dialogue:
One is wow! by LENKA! Hi to you! You are where?
2: It is overwhelming!! I am in Ramsar.
1: Is it okay? I too!

YYY: “The eating of corpses on the battlefield is contrary to Article 15 of the Geneva Convention.”
It is abnormal, is it?

The girl in contact wrote =))
If you cannot distinguish the color of your hair from the color of your mind, then you are a stupid child.and "

I will go to look for the color of the mind, smell the glass, put a little sunlight in the bag, hug the air and squeeze the water from under the crane!

BendHand ‎(13:53):
Ahaha Ilya at a friend's wedding pushed his grandmother,
No matter what she said about the bucket)))

I love him so much. He is a boy. I’m looking for him, I’m looking for him... And I’m finding one of the tiles.

Film "The Mind Seeks a Friend"
Very vital...

The student. 1 the course. A couple on the tower. Preponja considers some example on the board, gets some expression to divide by zero and decides further. Then he looks at us, suddenly silent, and so kindly says, "What, in school, was it not allowed to divide by zero? Now you can!"

If a fool begins to solve a problem, the problem becomes two.
(Author of the Orthodox)

Just just.
Children (5 and 7 years old) go to bed. Sleeping on a two-storey bed: (c) the tallest on top, (m) the lowest on the bottom. They talked, I didn’t hear the beginning, but the end made me think:
I will soon go to school.
As long as you go, I’ll be 9 years old!
Q. And what, will you get married?
A man without a wife is like a tree without a goose!! to

By playing computer games, you earn hemorrhoids!
Is it a game of candles?! to

In the USSR in the journal "Science and Life" were published drawings for the manufacture of the cube, which was sometimes easier than to buy it: a paradox, but at the time to get access to a high-precision CNC machinery was easier than to buy a toy in the store, since it was a so-called deficit.

to this:
Daddy’s acquaintance made shrimp with some special sauce. Everything was very delicious, it became interesting how he made this sauce, especially - from what. There is nothing exotic in our kitchen. The sauce is cool. So when the sauce was over and the shrimp was still there, he said that he would quickly prepare more sauce. Finally there was a chance to see it and remember it. He brought ketchup, pulled it into a plate, then pulled the mayonnaise there and confidently mixed it, turning it into a pink pasta sauce.
I was almost sick.

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
The student sauce. of Novosibirsk.
And the author, a glamorous creature, goes naughty :)

X: Do you have anything to eat?
YYY : NO
Tagged: Tatar
YYY : Ho
Tagged: Tatar
YYY: I
Tagged: Tatar

I work two steps from the house where my MCH lives, but I have never been there.
We agreed today that when I ended at 16, I would call and see you. I call.
I am. Hi, I am everything.
Listen, let’s play a little quest?
I am. Surprisingly, let’s...
In general, now you go out of work, turn to the right and go straight and straight, until you stumble at the iron door, eh?
Taac, I think it was the door of his entrance, he showed...
I am. Okay what next?
MR.- Next to the door - the device with the buttons, tap 1, 5, 8 and "B", there will be further instructions. Ok to?
I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going, I’m going.
Now the door will open. Do not go into the elevator, you will climb exactly 60 steps and straight, OK?
I go, I count to 60 as a fool, the fourth floor, the door is straight open, he stands... half in the shaving foam and with a rose... and blamelessly says this:
Sorry, but I didn’t have time to shave. Five minutes and I’m all yours.
I love it, even though it’s a computer.)

(The case occurs in Canada, ambien- strong sleeping pill)
Nicolas: Well I was surprised yesterday... I’m afraid to see my mother in the eyes :(
TanyaEF: What is that?
Nicolas: I grabbed ambien, and it came! I go to my mother’s bedroom to wish her a good night and after that I don’t remember anything... My mother said I went in and I was very angry with her because we lived in an elephant tree and she went to visit other trees, then I began to hysterically roast and she asked, “What’s funny?” and I said, “I have 7 people sitting on my knees,” and she asked if I’m not hurt. I said it was all shit because we were still in the bowl, then I took the cat on my arms and spoke to him in the ear: "Join the crazy train, brother!"“" and cut off on the floor.
TanyaEF: O_O
My mother is still in the air :(

Putin has said he will not compete with Medvedev in the 2012 elections. This is how Volodya subtly hinted to Dime that he would not participate in the 2012 election.

Parental Day in the Pioneer Camp (or as they are called there now)

The Little Girl (in a pink card)
Deeda take me away from here.
Grandpa (in a fighting shirt, shorts and with numerous stickers)
My granddaughter has a camp. deadline must be completed.

Demonstration version of EGE on computer science.
The task:
Petya recorded the IP address of the school server on a sheet of paper and put it in his jacket pocket. Petina’s mother accidentally washed her jacket along with the note. After washing, Petya found four pieces of IP address in his pocket. These fragments are marked with the letters A, B, B and G. Restore the IP address.
In the answer, specify the sequence of letters indicating fragments in the order corresponding to the IP address.
Fragments:.64 - 3.13 - 3.133 - 20

Huiase, the boy Peti's school in Japan is...