HH: What are you doing now?
In the room...
I slowly rent a room for 10,000 a month.

She: And I have conebalistic tendencies.
He: if it has something to do with horses, then there are two letters "e".
= = = is = is = is = is = is
and if with ballistics - then two "l" =)

I go to the subway, well, as sometimes happens, the train stood in the middle of the tunnel, but the light did not extinguish, but on the wall of the tunnel was clearly visible the inscription "I want to go home".

Better to turn off the light.

In response to "... zero the variables..."
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The cat in the shoes asked the human-eater "And you can even turn into a mouse???". “Yes, it’s easy!” replied the man-eater and turned into a mouse.
The cat in the shoes jumped after the mouse in order to eat it, but the mouse wildly stumbled and fled because it was a flying mouse.
Let’s drink for the right technical task!

Inscription in the bus on the conductor seat: " Don't sit down - the conductor sache!"

The Radio Lighthouse:

In Scandinavia, in the first seconds of the New Year, it is customary to whisper under the table to drive away from the family the wickedness, disease and failure. There is no such tradition in Russia, but some follow it.

Tun: I realized that at the end of the day, I started complaining that I didn’t sleep at work today.

About the Terminator: Well, why do they have hallways, rooms and everything else in the Skynet building? The processor controls everything. Who will walk on them? Cyborg managers of the middle line.

[11:23] <line> Pioneer, go on the 16th with me to the military command?
[11:24] <Pioneer> is it?
[11:24] <line> My agenda is on honey. You are for the company :D
[11:26] <Steel_Bird> type of stock? Bring a friend and get a 50% discount.

A 8 year old nephew holds a coconut and declares
- "He is like the egg of a grandmother".
We quietly start crawling, thinking how the street ruins the child. So I decided to do the explanatory work carefully.
"Where did you hear this?"
She is so calm.
"Why did you hear it? I saw that it was the same hair ".
I went to the zoo, the boy remembered a lot.

I previously thought that 3-6kg or from 7-14 kg is not the weight of the child, but how much can be guessed in a diaper.

Kulinar: Do you say that combinatory is elementary?
Kulinar: Yesterday in school, walking past the math office, I heard desperate cries:
The Five! ... and seven! and ten!! to
Looking through the open door, I saw a colleague barely restraining from laughter, a board on which the condition of the task with the factories was written, and the cries of the student reading this condition:
and 5! ... 7... 10...

I never thought anecdotes were born so much of life.
important - I watch the concert of Zadonov and the type on humor.
Mobile phone number unknown:
I am allo!
? to Hello to Anna!! to
I’m fucking like Annie.? to
? to Unfortunately, not...
I - are you sure that "unfortunately"?? to
? to You guys, you haven’t seen this girl.
I am 0 (

xxx: would be interesting to see the Chinese version of house-2 - here the mass would be there
yyy: Today in front we have to expel 500 people, said Xu Sob Chuck.)))))

Answer from Google:

I am 22 years old, but why does not the jaw grow on the face, tell me why this can be
The answers:
Lack of Harmony. You are lucky, use as long as you can.
Rejoice to!
First of all, you need to find out if you are a woman.

The C Forum:
We had a girl in school, they called Zina, everyone irritated her "rubber Zina", she officially changed her name, became Natasha - now everyone irritates her "rubber Natasha"

To quotes about inseparable love and "only friendship" between a man and a woman.
A few years ago I asked one MP to write a page (then I studied in inst) in HTML, he for this reason this HTML and learned... Before this computers were not interested... now he walks in a sweater, beard, and works as a sysadmin...
What I did ='

Only a pedestrian capable of covering the mat can defeat the king.

Prep told the story. He is in the car around the city, there is a phone call for him. The girl:
You can drive a machine to such a stop.
I realized I was wrong, but it makes sense.
- can be
Long to wait?
He was just passing through that stop.
He opens the window and says
Sit down
I should have seen the girl’s eyes.

The electric train enters the platform of Leningrad.
A forty-year-old uncle comes out of the wagon and his grandmother follows him.
(60+), grandfather (60+) and apparently their granddaughter (about 6).
The man stood up to the door and immediately smoked. The grandmother immediately responds (very calmly and quite intelligently): “Young man, why could you not endure a little? The station is there and smoking. The little kids are going.”
Uncle does not react at all. Grandma waits a couple of seconds, it seems that she wants to add something, but then Grandpa puts her hand on her shoulder and very intelligently says, "Why do you, dear, turn to him. Your words will not change this person. There are millions like him today.
And in spite of any words they will smoke with small children, mother with small children, scratch on the floor, beat their wives and children, and vote for Putin.”

It would seem that the curtain can be lowered, no - the uncle turns around, releases smoke and surprisedly asks, "And Putin is what does not please you?"