Today in the supermarket. A young couple stands in front. Judging by the loaded basket and the acidic body of the guy, they were stuck for a long time. The girl in severe doubts something quietly whispers to the satellite. Almost before the box, she suddenly confidently says: "Let me run away, I change," to which the guy, who has remained silent until now, answers loudly: "Anya, this is toilet paper, and I am deeply parallel to smell: an apple or a sirene!"

And you too, when you turn on music loudly, you hear strange sounds, as if someone in the apartment is breaking, knocking on the door or the phone is ringing, and when you turn off the music, these sounds suddenly stop?

13th Century: Epidemics, Pirates, War in the Middle East
16th century: Epidemics, Pirates, War in the Middle East
21st Century: Epidemics, Pirates, War in the Middle East
Nothing in this life changes.

I went for a medicine for a dog - I got a positive charge in the pharmacy.
I’ve never felt too embarrassed buying condoms. I understand that the beginning is unexpected, but it is real to the topic of the post, even when I bought them for the first time in my life. Therefore, I am especially amused when people, asking for a given product, go for tricks. Maybe I’m so reckless, I don’t know... but what a shame is here, I can’t understand at all.
A boy aged 25+ (not a teenager) issued a hideous request in the pharmacy:
Girl, I have umbrellas from shutters.
When I got out of the pharmacy, I couldn’t stand for a long time.

And you also get angry when your girlfriend is guilty so that you had to raise the tone or even offend, and she is offended by it, (!!!) That you’ve offended her and, in the end, you’re always guilty? And you go to her first to ask for forgiveness, only the sun would not be sad and everything would be fine?
Or when she leads you, for example, far away, and you MUST follow her persistently and persistently until she poured all the dirt on you and calmed down? And if you turn around and go where she said, that’s all. Even more will you be offended for not following her and not carving on your knees of mercy!!! to
Girls, okay you will always be right, please, I have already reconciled, but why so often "remember" about this with your own scandals? This is typical of all my friends.
What did we deserve? Fuck who understands!

Please help people! If it goes well, my boyfriend will marry me. I love him very much! I understand that I’m not in the subject too, but before the wedding I’ll have a new notebook, Linux, and I’ll finally go through the prototype! Thank you all in advance!!! to

Comments on the Tarkovsky film "Stalker" (1979)) is :

> so for yourself. It could have been better to remove. At least in real Chernobyl.

Now I believe in my cinema!! We have guys who boldly claim that they could have made a film in 1979 about traveling to the mysterious uninhabited Zone, a rapidly growing young city of atomists, on the bright path to communism, like Chernobyl was seven years before the crash in 1986!

It was cold on the street, it was frozen.
What is it?
-You understand, not heating artificial leather boots on artificial fur, nylon socks and synthetic socks.
Even if your feet are real.

Li$i4ka: Sergey Lazarev shakes his hand, making every girl whisper:):).

DreW: And Nikolai Valuev, shaking his hand, makes every man whisper...including Sergey Lazarev.

I am a great programmer.
Yesterday I downloaded Delphi 7 and a couple of books on it (for teasers)
xxx: Write a harmless program so that the text in the line appears when a button is pressed
xxx: According to avast, I created a Trojan... :)

According to the law of wickedness, the law of wickedness does not work when it must work.

Jason was sitting in the wreath of a Russian rocket, most of his fellow servants, with whom he was in the same squad, were killed by Russian bullets, or surrendered to captivity... or... they committed suicide. Jason has been thinking about suicide for the last six hours. These terrible sounds just made him crazy.

How could their government miss out that the Russians have such a powerful weapon? These sounds... they just turned his brains, his thoughts were confused, an ancient animal fear came. The fucking! It starts again!

Above the field high in the sky on a huge atmospheric-space ship a holographic screen arose. On the screen, some strange creature on two legs was shouting something in Russian... “Loshayaaaaaaaadkaaa!”

Jason couldn’t stand anymore, he dropped his M-18 and rushed to the defensive moving jizz of the Russians! “Well, Russian pigs, kill me! Kill me sooner, I can't do it anymore!"Ji cried and knocked on the armored door of the boy, "Kill me, please!"

Why don’t they like this cartoon? I asked Petrov.
The Pindos! What to take from them? - Answered Ilya Sergeevich, our squadron.
Where is that day? The cameras are so full!
At seven o’clock, there’s still room. Yes, and that, include them there on the holographic projector, so that it’s not boring. What are we, animals, what are we?

Fear of defeating enemies.
A murderer at sunset
No, I did not eat mushrooms.
I just bought a selfie.

The husband told me that he had met some foreign people (whether Germans or Portuguese...) and their daughter with a very beautiful name, or two... Josephine Pauline. The parents, representing the daughter, said: “You can just call her a Fool...".

I read on some site, such a poem is good... I will post just so, anybody will go through...

Sorry, I haven't written to you for a long time, Mom... There is no time, then the words were not enough... I stopped drinking - for a month or a gram - And it seemed like the liver stopped sick. With work overflow – millions of orders... I go to bed somewhere at three and get up very early. No vacation, no infection again. And I so wanted to come to you, Mom... The little girl in April finished the kindergarten – Big enough... So Mom looks like) We are preparing for school – We bought notebooks, textbooks, suitcases... And you remember, we too Wandered with you all over the shops, We were looking for a better place... Now it’s easier.... So strange to be a Dad. I, you know Mamul, still drink tea with milk every night so that nightmares don’t dream, I pray before bed, although I don’t seem to believe... And it feels like something has closed – the main door then behind you. I know that everyone sometimes dies, to be born again... - I know all this... But I, despite the heavenly plans - about Life, about Death, about God, about Paradise - Shaphu - Take me to her, I beg.
I really want you, Mom.

c) Packaging

XXX You are beautiful.
YYY: You have a girlfriend!! to
XXX: Is this what makes you scary?

From the PC-BSD License Agreement:
I will not translate any more, no one reads any more.

HH: I want to take and swell out of sorrow!
See also: Masha! Wait for me!
Q: What is your pain?
Let us come up with it!! to

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Snake (14:11:37 8/11/2009)
Two sticks

Snake (14:11:53 8/11/2009)
Two sticks fall.

Snake (14:12:07 8/11/2009)
They fell

Snake (14:13:34 8/11/2009)
To the sticks lying there came another sticks.

Snake (14:13:49 8/11/2009)
I watched "What are they doing?"

Fieber (14:14:12 8/11/2009)
Continue to...

Snake (14:14:33 8/11/2009)
I extended their hand.

Snake (14:14:44 8/11/2009)
And they stood up.

XXX: Return to the agreement
YYY: Where are you?
XXX: In the Army