Dok (14:05:58 29/08/2009)
I go wash my socks. I will surprise myself

Dok (14:06:13 29/08/2009)
Senya cleaned his grey shoes. They were white shoes.

Kenga (14:06:36 29/08/2009)
It is good that they are not slugs.

K to:

YYY: My boyfriend has a member - 26. Can you offer me something more?
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I would answer "shvabr"

Wiki about the holiday of Ivan Kupala:
On these days, half of the annual rate of beer is drunk, and the increased search for the butterfly flower every year leads to a surge in birth rates in March.

Idiots are afraid not to go to the boss.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Do you sit here because you are alone and have nowhere else to go?

We, students, in the 1980s, under the Soviet Union, were usually not asked whether we wanted to or did not want to. The Donor Day? Voluntary donation of blood? All in
“Voluntary” order to “Ikarus” and surrender. Riga, RLTU GA, in the school under 3000 people, the bus approached the bus and we were crowded there. The process went like a conveyor. Rushed...
I don’t know how it is now, but in those years the Central Blood Transfusion Station in Riga was an impressive spectacle. Classical Stalinist style - columns, mosaic panels, wide stairs and special clothing that struck us. Before donating blood, it was necessary to dress in all snow-white: bowls to the knees, a shovel, and a helmet on the head, covering the head together with the neck and with a slit in front of the eyes. In general, a man became similar to a cosmonaut. Everyone was nervous, for the first time. And here we, the first group of astronauts, solemnly climbed this ladder. The process went. But because of this rush, one of my comrades too quickly pulled the needle out of the vein, did not immediately bend his arm in the elbow and applied a cotton. And because he at this time worked very vigorously with his fist, the blood generously turned him from his feet to his head. On a snow white background, it looked very effective.
The impression was as if he was shot from a large-caliber machine gun.
Everything was born of itself, an explosion. As we went back, two of us synchronously, gently picked up the comrade under the elbows, and he began to bend his legs and shake. This is how we went down this staircase and came down...
The pipet. You would see what started there... With every step we took, the people waiting for their turn bleed, turned away from us and slowly and silently fell into a precipice... Someone had to be caused to feel a sting.
An unforgettable spectacle.
And when we removed our masks and the people saw our smiling roses - we learned a lot of interesting things about ourselves.
These are the courses. They were stupid, young... Ahhhh...

“Bush, Bush, turn to me by the forest to the bottom!
You put me in a philological impasse with your avant-garde.
The idiots.
by Cho?
Yes, about that I meant...

A girl was driving around the city. The man who took the exam decided to catch up. Asks to stop, and there the sign "parking is prohibited". The girl stopped obediently... But! She turned on the emergency signal, went out - put a sign of emergency stop, and with the pharmacy in her hands gently asked the detector:
Are you sick?

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Do not pay for the internet! Start to learn!

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Life is shit!!! to
I am with the scarf :D

Before the start of the 5th course:
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I thought here, if in 11th grade I had a first-class, then this 1st September I should give a first-class))))

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I want to 😉

XXX is
I met with future group members..... talk in the style of "nu чо yопта бля?".... again with the humpiness to learn.... fucking
At least 170 passes!!! was

YYYY
:D

YYYY
Idiots are smart

XXX is
You walk so far by the shop in the factory and hear – "Do you know? The derivative sinus x is equal to cosinus x fucking!

YYYY
xd
Hungary

XXX is
Or they approach you and ask - are you a phone with a calculator equation to respect?

YYYY
ha ha! More about XD

SAM: You know, I have a cat... I’m all the time dropping his bits on it... Well, there’s a broken vase, a mess on the table.
Baraka_Abba: Well yeah :)
Sam: Well, it won’t run this time.
Barack Obama: What is it?
She is pregnant (

I saw the advertisement on the wall "Removing nails, hands and legs 89*******" called and asked to grow me a couple more hands. They did not understand, so I asked them to remove the tail in the ad. Called back in five minutes and through a loud rust said "Thank you"

A small town in Sverdlovsk Oblast. We drive a car with brother (B) and his wife (Z) (she works in the prosecutor’s office). On the pedestrian crossing, the brother did not miss the pedestrian, immediately from whereabouts appears Gibdshnik (G). He pulls a stick and runs happy, thinking that he has earned a beer. B stops, J immediately leaves the car to show the certificate and shut up the whole matter. G apparently was so pleased that he did not notice the hole on the road, stopped and spread over the asphalt. He approaches the mint while he rolls and shows a certificate with the words:
A lawyer of the class, etc.
G is BL! I see! I meet!

I will grow up, I will be beautiful and I will not give it to anyone.

Ramzan Kadyrov received a nominal cortex from the special unit "Alpha"
In the liver?
Unfortunately, as a gift...

My wife was on vacation for a month. She returned and found two new pink romantic candles in a bag hanging on the hangar in front of the door. I called to work and asked, “Where did this come from in my house?”

He said the truth: that he went to a friend for the disc. And to the fifth floor lazy to go up - called the home phone to drop off the balcony. The disk is light, screaming for a friend to find a cargo for the package. I started looking, found something, dropped it. I pulled out the disc and hanged the package on the wall.

Well, my wife listened and told me to bring the candles back to my puppets.

You know... suddenly I wanted to tell you that...
YYY : M?
A true friend is not just a person with whom you go for a beer after a hard day. A true friend is someone who will not only support you when you are sad, but will also rejoice for you when you are happy.
A true friend is always near, even when far away.
A true friend is a person to whom it is not regrettable to give his life.
YYYY : :-)
That’s what a real friend is.
XXX: and you, Zhenya, is a hideout.

The xxx:
My grandmother went to some event, there was little time and she could not find a jewelry. As a result, she wore a flash on the chain (I have it so yellow, fucking) and left...