From the topic:
xxx: where did the tradition of making them in the Lithuanian style with the end of "us"
YYY: What does the Lithuanian order have to do with it? Have you heard anything about the Latin language, or the whole village?
What's the difference, Latvia or Lithuania
Picked, Picked

My girlfriend’s conversation with me, moved for a few months to another city for study.
I: Damn, Lear...there’s something I suddenly wanted with you...this.)
It is to onanism!

I have lived in a dormitory for five years. During this time 4 directors changed, and the scratched nail inscription on the wall of one of the stairs "Director - Pidoras" always remains relevant.

Beware of women, they are suffering forever! Either a lack of male attention, or an excess, and sometimes just some unknown jerk.

Oleg, let’s talk to you! Not like the man I just slept with, but just like a man with a man!
O_O

The American swallow begins. temporarily settled with a Haitian, whose name is Igor Kerensky, has nothing to do with Russia, just the parents are choked.

The original parents

My sister’s name is Dmitry. :)

I am a poet, and I will say with poems,
Coming to work in the morning,
I open the abyss and see,
The trouble ended:

Megaphone, Tymoshenko and Ossetia
The blonde is driving.
I met my fucking grandmother.
Let’s go along with you XDDDDD

“I was fucked in the store.”
“The boss is an idiot.”
“Fucking, sickness is not sickness,
If she doesn’t get in her hand.”

“You are a fool, Fede!” – “Sama Masha is a fool.”
It is very, of course fun.
But where is this, our powerful Russian?
Something is wrong with humor.

What did I want to say? Yes, a little
In a simple language:
Petrosian, in the Petrosian
Peterson is chasing, chasing.

If you have a sense of humor
And the word “Huy” is funny to you.
Say straight, clearly and loudly.
Fuck the shit!

This is what the US and Russia say is a “reboot”. In my opinion, nothing like that. A few words from the book “Barack Obama. The boldness of hope.” which upset me.

The pro-Russian forces were frankly delighted because despite the flags, demonstrations and personal courage of Yushchenko, Ukraine remained dependent on its former master.

“The United States won the Cold War not simply because it surpassed the USSR in arms, but because American values took over in the court of international public opinion.”

“As long as Russia and China retain their large armies and have not completely rid themselves of the instinct to pressure all by force... we will sometimes have to perform the role of sheriff of slavery, a worldwide role. It will not change – and it should not.”

And finally, my favorite one. About the 2nd World.

The left underestimated the Soviet aggression, believing that, given the losses of the Soviet Union and the decisive role in the victory of the Allies, Stalin was sure to have reconciled.

This is their conviction – they consider us a country that lost more people in this war.
Maybe somebody will be interested. Sorry that’s not funny. But that is the matter. I just want nobody to have any illusions about it.

Quote from the blog:

I went out to squeeze on the field in October, the mint came from somewhere. They say, “I found a place to suck, this is a municipal house!” After 150 rubles, the house became normal.

I am
Salute to Marin
She
Hi Lohka, and I am now on a diet, I lose weight
I am
Okay, where is my bag?
She
I accidentally ate it.
I am
Do you think you are losing weight without the letter "D"?! to

Judging by the results, God created Russia either on Monday morning or on Friday evening.

A terrible nightmare: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV controller.

I sit at work, I do absolute mechanical work (Ctrl-V, Ctrl-C), the phone is ringing, I confidently answer Ctrl-V in this tone, at that end of the tubes were silent and dropped, until I realize what happened, the office is already a patchwork. I put a tube, and the boss at this moment "I probably feared that they would be put in..."

You asked to make ICQ numbers clickable. What should trigger an ICQ number?? to
- Yes

Heaven without love is called hell – lies! A paradise without love is called Bordeaux.

Fuck, my slew into the village, and I have long wanted to clean up in the room, took all the grind, vacuum cleaner, beauty. So my mom came and immediately lulled to give, the kind of crazy driver and all that, I am standing unwadequate.
I did not drive anyone!! to
and she:
- I could not make you clean for a month, and here the cleaning and cleanliness, the lovely grandmother already brought!

Record in the book of reviews and suggestions:
"Today I picked up the stativ, I liked it very much, tomorrow I will come for the camera"

In the morning there was a dialogue:
The Voice: Hi
I: Who are you? O_O
The voice: Yesterday. Remember the beer?
I: Well I remember.
Voice: This is what I am from him. I am a sushi.
Do you want me at 4 in the morning? O_O (I was half awake at that moment and looked at my cell phone)
The voice: Don’t worry. We go to the kitchen, you cuddle me and sleep on. Don’t forget that at mid-eighth Buddha will come.
P.S not invented.

Answer to vacancy "Sperm Donor" on one of the student job search forums.

I am 20 years old and work quickly and efficiently.

XXX>... and in the morning I woke up her beloved. :)
yyy> echo, grind, beautifully swallowed "hoom on the forehead"...