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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №18484
 24.07.2009
xxxxx: all my friends tell me what kind of man I am, any guy I can handle and cut off, so be careful with me
Don’t worry, you’re an ordinary fool.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18483
 24.07.2009
from ZH:
The road by car home by the navigator looks like this: “Bla, where I am...bla, where I am...bla, I’ve been here two minutes ago...bla, where I’m...bla, where I’m...Opa, I’ve come!”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18482
 24.07.2009
Let us share the world... the sea to you, the waves to me; the sky to you, the stars to me; the sun to you, the light to me... or better - all to you... and you to me.

YYY: Let us better share the world...Solar panels to you, the plug-in module to me; the cabin company to you, the crystallizer-CHSK-1 to me... or better - ALL TO YOU... one fuck it drowned!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18481
 24.07.2009
One guy said in the ZAGS for a joke "No". The registrar did not evaluate the jokes and sent them another 2 months to think. And the guys already ordered everything, planned... And in the end they never married, separated.

Do not joke with this!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18480
 24.07.2009
In the office is just azzky shit.
The cleaner went to Bali.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18479
 24.07.2009
Announcement in the newspaper:
Truckers are sober and strong
by tel. (495) ***-**-**

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18478
 24.07.2009
Instead of the inscription something like "for first aid" there in large letters is written "for passing the check";

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18477
 24.07.2009
My cat is an animesic, nothing to say, only to stumble :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18476
 24.07.2009
I offer a new ending of quotes: "they were all the cinema"

[ + 252 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18475
 24.07.2009
Is it from the Issue Issue? Uttar Pradesh Uttar Pradesh Uttar Pradesh

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18474
 24.07.2009
Sitting is faster than standing. c) Sj

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18473
 24.07.2009
When I was in the 4th grade, my grandmother, my mom, came to visit us in Minsk. I was invited for a month. A good, non-conflict man, a former teacher with 30 years of experience. Naturally, the grandmother showed the sights of the city, the parks, the Botanical Garden and all that. A few weeks later, the classy offered us to go to the opera.
How did she suggest? must be!Someone managed to get rid of it and left an extra ticket. Mom decided that it was very successful and offered to take grandmother with her: she, as a cultural person, would be interesting. It was a pleasure to be another grown-up guardian.
The opera began at 7 p.m. Her name was Ivan Susanin. The whole interior consisted of columns painted under the breeze, between which Ivan walked and sang bass.
and Susannah. Words are difficult to understand. The grandmother showed interest, but after 2 hours began to quietly sneeze in the palm. After 2.5 hours announced an interview (in fact, I hoped it was over). Then we came into the hall and Susanin started cutting the circles between the "bries" again. As I understand, the Poles he lost strongly then. The second act was hard.
The grandmother discarded every pretended interest and lay in the chair on one side, then on the other, then slipped and lay in the chair on the back.
The bullying ended exactly at 12 a.m. The grandmother and the classy were saying goodbye, gently smiling to each other. At 1 p.m. we arrived home on the last trolley bus. Mother opened the door and happily smiling and anticipating the grandmother’s delight, asked:
Well how?
Then, something happened that my mother did not expect from the former teacher.
The grandmother crossed the threshold of the hallway and fell to her knees with a scream:
For what? → If you wanted me to go, you would have told me!
Well here. Curtains in the literal sense of the word.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18472
 24.07.2009
Happiness is when the time you wake up and get out of sleep coincide.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18471
 24.07.2009
Thatcharacter (15:17:09 22/07/2009)
Do you know why we won the 2014 Olympics?

Parabolic (15:26:41 22/07/2009)
The end of the world in 2012? and :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18470
 24.07.2009
Decided to honestly fill out the resume, in the Hobby column wrote Hentai!
Take O_O

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18469
 24.07.2009
At five o’clock in the morning, Texas declared independence from the United States. Viva the Revolution!

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №18468
 24.07.2009
XXX: I look angry and dumb, opening one eye
YYY: I gently kiss my neck, and look with the eyes of a cat like a goddess.
XXX: Let us go!
xxx: I'm still with my feet
YYY: Ah... it wasn’t here... I showed my tongue and turned around...
YYY: from the next actions of the beloved
I think I want ice cream.
yyy: * bought such a useful rose*
YYY: I opened it a little, I felt its coolness, I breathed this wonderful smell.
yyy: * I quietly approach my offender, gently take my shoulder, unfold...*
YYY: *not saying a word I look into these wonderful eyes of the colour of the sea*
YYY: *I gently embrace the waist, before opening the already beginning to melt the rod*
yyy: *and so with a hammer I glue this rodent on the forehead* and said unicorns died out...O_O * with a stinking rust I escape from the angry unicorn*))))))))))))))))))))
I will kill the fuck!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18467
 24.07.2009
Anton (WS2): User has left the #Main channel
Anton (WS2): User joined the #Main channel
Anton (WS2): User has left the #Main channel
Anton (WS2): User joined the #Main channel
Director (WS1): here’s the shit at Anton’s fun!
Anton (WS2): Yes, what pressed and everything disappeared
Director (WS1): and so 2 times
Anton (WS2): accidentally pressed on the wheel of the mouse
Ksenya (KOMP3): User has left the channel #Main
Director (WS1): User has left the #Main channel
Oleg (WS3): User left the channel #Main

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18466
 24.07.2009
I sit in the reception committee. the deffics who accept the documents, periodically argue with each other...
In other words, Lear! I get angry when you listen to music. You take statements from people, and you sit in the headphones! It also annoys me!!! to
I pulled the headphone:
The Post...? What kind of mail? O_O O...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18465
 24.07.2009
XHH: Sometimes she asks the girl to come and change the window. You are here and you are here "and I am here"
Less than that – set, set (for the first time in life!), as he found the driver he knows where in the net... After reading the quote from the top of the abyss of the bor you wait for what will be a miracle...
And you, shit, are served with carrots juice, thank you and sent home.

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