From the culinary forum:
Chicken meat will become more delicate if you rub it inside with lemon juice before cooking. Do not pay attention to cuddling and flipping wings.

Accountant (B) approaches Sisadmin (C) and asks the innocent question: "Why don't I have the "Disk A" icon?"
Q: Probably because you don’t have a disk drive on your computer.
B: - Well, of course, there is no disc drive, but it could be done in the monitor.
C: And why then?
B: Why is it? To open the document on the disk.
Q: How do you open it if you don’t have a disc drive?
B: But it will be on the monitor. If you do, of course.
Q: And how do you open a document if you only have it "in the monitor"?
B: What am I stupid about? Have you ever opened documents? Don’t worry about the "Disc A" I know how to work. I do not break anything.

Unknown girl from Aska (D), I (I):
D is bringing! Are you cute?
I am hm. No one seemed to complain.
Will we meet in Real? I am cute too! Here is :-)
I: Well let me
D: I am now in Izmailovsk, how long do you have to go?
I: 6 hours somewhere
D: The interruption?! to
I: No, Nizhny Novgorod ;D

Dear Dear Scientists! I am a simple Russian guy. I work programming. I pay taxes. All the topic! Fuck, but you’ve gotten rid of it!! Where are the teleporters?

A Russian man reads instructions when he is broken, but he reads the Bible when he is alive.

The weekend day. A young family – father, mother, little son. After breakfast, the boy ran out for a walk. My mom washed in the bathroom. Dad, walking around the apartment, decided that it was time to lure his wife. But she was not before that. After driving her husband out of the bathroom, she locked the door to the spinning machine. Once a decision is made, action must be taken. Under the pretext that it was heavily attached to the pot, the sufferer was launched. After another attempt to shake his coat and adjust, getting a wet towel on his mouth, he was finally expelled. Having already accepted the defeat, the poor man felt that he could not do without the toilet. No requests have been made to the spouse. The only thing she recommended was, "If you are so unhelpful - use a baby pot." Nothing to do - had to find and sit in the corridor in front of the inaccessible door. At the most interesting place, a knock broke out and at the same time the entrance door opened / the child did not clog. There was an unknown woman on the doorstep.
Apparently the only thing that came to her mind when she saw such an idyllic picture was to ask, "Is Mom and Dad at home?" Realizing that he was taken for a fool, our hero replied - "TRUCT." Then I heard,
“When they come back, tell me, the insurer came.” She carefully covered the door. What happened to the door to the bathroom and the contents of the pot - history silences...

The famous Hollywood movie diva came on a tour in Paris and learned that a very good photographer works near the Eiffel Tower. She turned to him and he took a picture that she liked very much.
Twenty-five years later, she returned to Paris, remembered her photographer, found him, and he took her portrait again. But this time she liked the photo much less, and she told the photographer about it. The old man replied, “Madame, last time.
I was 25 years younger!”

One of the gifts! Do you remember?
2 I remember. So small, so shaky. He lacked adrenaline.
1 of AGA. This was the last time Parkour got involved. But quickly tired, boring, he says, just running and jumping. I invented an upgrade for parkour.
2: Knowing Sam - in anticipation )
1: In short, sinking in a strange area, the situation is understood. By the evening finds some whispering hopes, with the cry of "hopes - urds, I throw all of you in the neighbor's stone or rod and on the folds. A crowd behind him.
The second is ? ? ? ?
1: Adrenaline, he says, full of pants. Parkour opens from the other side. He has never been caught yet.

Conversation with an acquaintance:
"Month of the month! Yesterday, Miche said I wanted to be a boy. Then I asked if he loved me a boy. He said no, I said he's ugly loves me just because I'm a cute girl and not for the soul and went knocking the door into another room. From the kitchen a scream of despair, do you want me to become a peder? I stand up! Not to be rejected!"

I realized that I was surrounded by not quite adequate people when I woke up at night from the whispers of a friend with whom I lived in the same room in a sanatorium. After long torture and interrogation from her non-membership subjugations, she was able to understand that she dreamed that her boyfriend had supposedly changed her with his ex. Everything would be nothing, but she called him at 4 in the morning, said he was a goat and threw the phone.

Quote by:
I will not understand. I didn’t age the internet, but... 7 years ago I started the aska. In all these years I have never broken minors, and spammers write no more than twice a month. What am I doing wrong? and )

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A complaint was given for inattention.
Cut out primary. reduced leave.

Could you give me your ICQ number?

Enjoyed the inscription on the garbage container: "points to throw here"

Only 5% of Belarusians correctly answered the question of sociologists "Do you like our President?"

I buried my girlfriend’s cat. and drunk. by night. In the courtyard. He buried like. I went home and read. She went to the grave to see. She returned in tears. Their back legs dropped from the ground. and ppc.

c) pip.ec

One wise man said, “How many people, so many opinions, and, surprisingly, everyone agreed with him!

I went to Moscow for a concert at 50 Cent'a.
50 Cent – 50
Spectators – 3
50: Are you tired?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
Are you really fuckin' tired?? to
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
You can go home if you are tired!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to

From the HUB tape:

A boring brigade of qualified assembly engineers in the composition of three, unfortunately, sober beauties with unbeatable joy and glow in the eyes will perform the installation of air conditioning, air conditioning, air conditioning, Wi-Fi equipment. Without problems will launch and configure networks and equipment, help to connect the fastest and cheapest Internet and telephony, purchase the necessary equipment, put the OS or go to open-source and carry out liquidation on the use of computer equipment for blondes and accountants (we work even with severe cases of computer cretinism); will lie on the pillars, roofs, in basements and under the false ceiling and will leave behind nothing but perfectly working systems.
Our motto: "Shilo in the ass is a plus!" We work like rabbits on batteries, eat coffee and don't require a lot of money - in some cases are ready to work for food and buchlo (Cognac with shamba is fine)...
And we can, even if we don’t really like to run into electricity without turning it off.
On three, we have 8 electrical damage, 2 fractures and 416 cases of safety breaches when working at height.

Call 24 hours a day!! to

I was recently killed, my mom comes from a friend and so frightened: "they say that the internet mates"... hardly the laughter kept

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Today I saw on television the reception of the highest officers of Medvedev. There one Lieutenant General from the force of 40 years gives you!

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to break!

whey (20.07.2009 21:51:11)
We have to have young generals. and :)

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He was probably born a sergeant.

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Such a cry in the birthplace:
" Who is it? Who?and "
"Servant of the Army!"
"Glory to God..."

whey (20.07.2009 21:52:49)
:D

Djn is truly a male answer: standing in the middle of a mess, say absolutely sincere: "Looks like, pure..."