"Russian hockey players have such a tradition - after the match to listen to their anthem" (c) commentator on Czech television

Summer is beauty.
The quantum light from the sun destroys the electrons. And we become so positive...

Something has become fashionable for girls to walk in pants-bags type "oh, I was upset a week ago, but the pants will all hide". Do you think it is beautiful? OOO

by Dr. Iron:
I was here yesterday one military revealed a secret how they differ from the children.
by Dr. Iron:
I quote :
A real member and a real machine

In my textbook the algebra is immense.)
Infinity is thrown into the square.

All the quotes about the fact that the girls are powered by the grandmothers, or are already busy:
1) I am 22 years old, I write a diploma, I have retired from work, I live with my ancestors, I wear jeans for 3 years, because with money I am a shit.
2) girl 22, tall, natural red, slim beauty. I’m waiting for her to bring me a recording of Fellini’s films. Which she looked at and wanted to talk to me, and I didn’t look at.
I took her to a 33-year-old wealthy businessman.
More precisely, she went to me. The Same. Girls have to be loved! Love to Offenbach! They will love you too, guys. Remember that a woman is the most important thing in a man’s life. You will have it all!
PS - you won't believe it, but I want to move from my Khabarovsk to Peter in the summer. I saw in one of the jewellery of this city a nice ring with a flying mouse (she pulls on them). I want to make her an offer.
PPS - men just love girls! Love them with all your heart!

After the rehearsal.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s bring less loud listeners next time. Rehearsal is not a concert.
Is it possible to have a girlfriend? Or you have to look after me...
The girl bassist: Ah, I’m his brain.
Guitarist: Figa what a bassist we have is smart. The brain does not fit in the head, it carries it with it.
Shock: Ah, to fuck it was more comfortable))

If the pigeons are the birds of the world, it means that the world will mock us.

The brick fell on a black cat a meter from me. God, help me to be an atheist.

I go home, two boys stand at my entrance, get plastic pistols, and one gives the phrase: "Well, we're going? For the Motherland, for Medvedev!And they run with guns on the streets. My crying. =) is
Masad

I went to Strasbourg for an exchange. This morning in the dining room of the universe in front of me in the line stands a fairy - red, grey radiant eyes, 4 size, on the notebook the logo of Ubuntu is carefully glued to the scotch!!! I understand this love. I sit in front of me, I say thank you for listening to my prayers, I think I’m a normal Russian man and I’m going to arrange everything, I’m going, I speak as much as I can in English:
“Madmuazel, you’re charming and you’re friends with Ubuntu. Please tell me your name!
Katya of Peter, the ubunta of her fiancé Ivan. She asked me not to be upset. I am dead. and buried.

The Loser

My sister borrowed. I learned from Casper to whisper, now I can't sleep the third night. The pig.

Is it more than 18cm?
I: 2 o’clock at night... I can’t imagine 18cm right now.
18cm is half a mouse.
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After this quote, did you measure the mouse? =) is

Fuck, I’m in a photo jeep, like a blonde in a rocket... so many different buttons!

monster (20:14:02 10/05/2009)
Russian people are so harsh that on May 9 instead of a salute they explode a gas pipeline

Dear company BALTICA, we programmers have a big request for you. Please drop the beer number 8, not counting conveniently how much you drank.

I’ve called you three times!Do you know what it means?? to
I: This means that you called from the fourth.
A minute of silence
Sasha is logical?
I: Yes...

For me, one girl has changed her number.
Would it be cheaper to communicate with you?? to
No, I don’t know her new number.

Fragment from Wikipedia:

In Douglas, souvenir licenses for shooting rabbits are also issued, valid for two hours after midnight on June 31st, - while the license must show IQ not lower than 50 and not above 72 points. Among the holders of this souvenir was, in particular, the President of the United States Ronald Reagan.

Imho, so no one has missed the American president yet.

How do flies get between the windows?

Yyy: Through the willpower that calls them to freedom, they are able to flow through the glass. But having found another similar obstacle ahead, they lose faith in life and die there from sorrow.

XXX: I thought so.