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The office in which I work serves the bodies of state authorities and local self-government (confederation subjects, internet access, video conferences). Here I sit at home and decided to experiment, let me think I will stick to one of the video conferences and see what they are talking about. As a result, the situation: an important session, all in tie/jacks. And then on the walls through the projector I appear from the house in cowards, scratch the tail and give "so I, and what is happening here". Next, I see the flattered faces turning toward me and an active webcam indicator on my аймаque. I will be fired tomorrow.

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Write what it ended!!! to

and shorter. I put Zephyrine in the microwave for a minute. Establishment of the system of SVH.
It swelled to a giant size, but I had to open the door and pull out the dish. As soon as she swelled, she looked like a dead medusa.
Bosch

I went to Vanu Mosaic, left the phone in the kitchen.
After washing I read the received sms (from the girl):
"Hello to you! How are you?"
"Do you keep silent?) )"
"well...what happened again?"
"Do not be silent..."
"You are ignoring me, right?Now go on!"
" Have you been killed? Sorry, I’m getting hot =* "
...
I washed O_O

When I was a child, when a lot of guests gathered, I loved to add a small drop of iodine to the tea.
The color and taste of the tea from this does not change, but if you soak the bulk in it, it is painted in a perforating blue color.

Children at the adult table pay little attention.

This is how you sit, make a bite, bite, chew off gradually all the conversations go away, no one eats or talks anymore - they look at everything with horror...

Walked a company around the city. We go and I saw a rubber gum in one of the shopping tents (who remembers "Love is..."). And I was so nostalgic that I approached the saleswoman and asked:
How many of these gums do you have left?
There were about 200. I bought them all, the good is about a ruble. And here is this picture: standing at the tent of 8 guys 25-27 years old and splashing rubber on their pockets, while laughing joyfully, and cries:
Let’s take a look and invest now!

At work on the radio listened to the advertisement of the film "Night at the Museum2"
Amused the following:
Do we have a plan?
We are not planning, we are acting!! We are Americans.
I understood a lot here.)

xxx: Looking for the Internet "Alarm Signals on a hiking ship". Google is burning! He issued a signal "Prepare for battle" and "Attention! Emergency Drainage!and "

Comments to the video on which a UFO is imprinted. There is a lot of controversy about whether this video is real or fake. The opinions of the participants were divided by about 50:50. Killed the last comment, after which the discussion ended: "Boys, look at the narrative of this video, in the place where the object flies closest to the camera. You are not bothered by the inscription "OpenGL" on THE OBJECT?"

Why do you think that if you are a child, you are a minor?

Authorship (c)

XX: ha, the perversion My friend is a real fool.
Twenty-first: he decently managed, and when he realized that his life is not going very well, he developed a wild plan to climb to a bright future.
XX: After the salary, this lump has melted all the money. The house paid, Inet paid, the rest is for the sacrifice.
XX: And this is what he wrote to me later:
"I am tired of eating. I am tired of watching TV. I am tired of the internet. But there is nothing more to do, shit!! I think I know Zen. I managed to joke myself and at the same time I have nothing to say to myself=)"

The street brought me up!

Zzz: The Sesame Street?

I went to the dentist for another visit today. The first was to Volgograd. She: where you were these six months, I then put you a type of arsenic, I thought you were already alive...

Warlock: shit, I saw the jewellery funny in the store, my should like it, I think in honor of what to give... There are no holidays nearby... If it is just so, suddenly it is... Probably, you have to get drunk properly, as a result of which she will be offended by me, and this is as if in a sign of reconciliation to give... In the end, everyone should stay happy...

After a little girl took her seat in the subway, I realized that it was worth it to shave her beard.

I am not upset at all, just the world around me today is so upset and bold that I look somewhat unseen in its background.

Are there other people who don’t play a fucking farmer?
Buy better for yourself on Tetris, well on the edge of Tamagochi.

It would seem that a reversed world is where the fish fly high, the birds swim deep, and on the fence the word MEL is written by a fox.

In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik

The photo shows a small donkey sitting on a branch, and next to it stands a girl and as if putting the donkey’s shoulder, and that almost half crossed her shoulder.
Signature under the photo: "In the box"
I long thought where to put the emphasis.

Gorynych: A new toy store "Audacious World" has been opened for children of hoppies.
Etherlord: Do the hoops have children? 0 - O
No shit they’re multiplying caps.
here fucked the gopneg kapko she hour lyed and the hook in her already a new gopneg

Do you have visual or auditory memory?
Little Crazy Ghost: The Girl