When I was a former president, I didn’t know who our prime minister was, and when I am a current prime minister, I sometimes forget who the president was.

She: kiss me in the belly, where our baby is now :)
Then kiss me where he was before. :)

I sat with a friend and celebrated his birthday. In the morning, asleep, we begin to gather, and then in the unlocked door flies his neighbor from below (sometimes a scandalous grandmother), and pushes one of us, in the end we fall in a narrow corridor like a domino. We're just going to give a hand, but it's somehow uncomfortable to touch an elderly woman... In short, we fell on each other three times as we accompanied her.)
And you say the crowd, the hopes, the athletes... The power in the grandmothers.)

Oh yeah, the milkshakes are all overwhelmed.
Yyy: Oh, imagine 2050, MS finally enslaved the world and became a mega corporation.
You wake up in the morning from a terrible belly, you are unrealistic, you touch a packet of activated charcoal, you open your eyes and there.
yyy: and there is the MS label and the inscription: to activate coal, call the number 8-800-ххххххх and dictate the 25-significant code)
Oh, and here you remember that you have a pirate bank of salt in your refrigerator.

Status in ASK:
"So we work that it’s embarrassing to go off"

Conversation with Driving Instructor:
Go back to Wo-O-O there.
I: There Can’t Be (Title)
A: And if I need to? (Called to be a violation)
I: I can not.
A: And if you really need it?
I: Absolutely not
What if the fucking thing?
Damn if you can.
I : Why?
I: Because shit is a circumstance of irresistible force.
The instructor answered :)

It does not contain humor.
I'm sorry to burn the abyss, but I can't be silent. Today all day on all TV channels praise the desanters. They are good guys, and if they weren’t, we’t have an army. It's all cool, but I don't understand one thing: Why are mothers afraid to let their children walk on the day of the air? Why is there almost no one in the center of the city besides these "blue berets"? Yes, because by the time of the day, these same desanters, riding their BMWs at the meeting, broke one car into the dust, scratched a few more, created a bunch of emergency situations and shot down a mommy with a child crossing the road!
Of course, it is impossible to judge everyone by individual wickednesses, but there are too many such wickednesses, so that honour and courage are hardly visible.

LIFE (20:54:15 1/08/2009)
borsches will capture the world ))) mm borscht... my favorite mm with pellet))

neir (20:54:25 1/08/2009)
Bordeaux with Pellets? xDD

WITH (20:54:32 1/08/2009)
Aha))

WITH (20:55:07 1/08/2009)
Borst with Integrated Pellets

WITH (20:55:23 1/08/2009)
Student Edison Collection

Thank you to the four landers who saved me from another lander who attacked me for walking in sunglasses at 5 p.m.
With a celebration!

My young man in the DR gave a mouse for 100 rubles!!! to
Is there a ring inside the bear?
Do I need to find the ring? :)
Demonstratively in the presence of the guy to take a kitchen knife and spray the stomach. Such a guy will stand in shock, and she will spit in the mouse, pulling out the cotton, and then hysterically start screaming: "Where is this hell ring!?" and so with a knife)

Ask the child a mystery:
"It thickens, it weakens, it cries on the whole house" (the answer is a harmony).
A 5-year-old child to this mystery, without thinking, answers - "Mom" (c)

On the tape can make a sensation from any news =)
Title: "Half of the current Australian submarine fleet is out of service"!!! You think of what happened there, and there "One of the two operating submarines of the Australian Navy failed."

XXH: Can anyone tell a specialized car signal switch exists?

UUU: We had a goat with a hyper-nervous signal and got them all. In the morning I went to work on the roof of the dozen, I put an open canister with gasoline and a box of light bulbs in a row. Now he is in another yard.
I agree that symbolism in the combination of ordinary objects gives a lasting effect.

In Western Ukraine, the most active opponents of the Moscow Patriarchate, there are many temples belonging to the schismatic structure of “patriarch” Filaret. One of his fierce supporters and even more fierce opponent of the Russian Orthodox Church was the governor of the Rovani region of Red. He stated that he would not allow Patriarch Kirill to come to Ravenna. A few days before the Patriarch's arrival in Ukraine, the governor of Ravenna was killed by lightning.

Have you noticed how much TV has been talking about accidents?
Every day there are 10-20 people killed.
Are you preparing a new law?

The people! Stop coming to visit each other to set up a winamp under you!!! It is angry! And for myself too! :)
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Put JetAudio and no one will figure out how to configure it...

Hellbilly: Now in the news tape a message, a girl was photographed naked at the cemetery and posted a photo on the internet. Inhabitants of the city saw and attacked the militia, as a result, a criminal case was opened against it.
A criminal case and 312 police officers have been opened.

In the morning... I felt the no-response of the situation, when from the morning the perforator began to work the deaf neighbors. At the same time, some unloaded by intellect, but not deafened by the voice, oraled under the windows, called some Prochor, and this was heard by everyone, except apparently Prochor himself. I begin to guess that my deaf neighbor with a perforator is Prochor.

To see his girlfriend without makeup is like to see him naked after a cold shower.

Putin has already descended to the bottom of the Baikal, sensors have been implanted by dolphins-belughs, and cyclists have been crushed.
Will the star of Chuck Norris be at sunset?