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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17804
 04.07.2009
The number of unemployed in Russia since the end of April has decreased by about 0.5%, or 20 thousand. One in a week"

They die of hunger. No other way.

gdr.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №17803
 04.07.2009
The Ice Age 3. Protein chooses between nuts and females, a long pause. My husband and wife sit next to me.

Man: Do not act!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17802
 04.07.2009
Tiger is a great multifunctional device - cat and shredder at the same time :)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17801
 04.07.2009
Secrets of Beauty. You want to have a big bust that makes your breasts beautiful. Put the chopsticks down and hold for half an hour.

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17800
 04.07.2009
Under the window for a year there is a kiosk selling wine and vodka products. It is called the eternal call. and ppc.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17799
 04.07.2009
You regret something... at all.

Nadusha: of course I want to learn, to find a good work of a husband! what would I be a worthy person) and what do you want from life?

Please read the question...

I want to go to the Oracle Park and my friends don’t!

Dimka: I’ll try to ask a different question: what actions, frostbite do you regret?

Jumping with a parachute)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17798
 04.07.2009
XXX: I saw in Karuseli ungased tomato juice....a new goal in life appeared - to look at the carbonated!!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17797
 04.07.2009
I watched this scene yesterday.
Children from 7 to 8 years of age played football. One girl cried out loudly: "Oil, oils"
Passing by the guy commented: "Scuco, children in the browser play"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №17796
 04.07.2009
The more we drink for health, the less it remains.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №17795
 04.07.2009
I heard and read what happened, but now I got a sms:
“Hello to you! Please give me 300 rubles. necessarily
Return to. and Sanya.” He replied, “Hello! I only have 500.
and paper. Throw me to this number 200, and I will give you 500.” I await...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №17794
 04.07.2009
from 1 July 2009 for obtaining a driver's license in Moscow and
St. Petersburg will have to pass an additional test on the site:
“The probation.” The test subject will have to sit in a special metal box.
at least 2 hours, without trying to move from place. every three
minutes will pass by with the whisper and the sounds of the sirens to fly through the basin with the shit,
Imitation of the government cortex. The test will be considered
If the test has been carried out at least in the first 40 years
He will never say the word “Pidara”. Representative of Press Service
GAI Radar Zasadov told our correspondents that in case of success
The initiative can be implemented throughout the Russian Federation.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17793
 04.07.2009
Hour of Pick. The streets burst, crowds run away. and suddenly!) People run out of the car from the local TV, put a camera, start filming. They scream on the passers - get out of the picture! Go away immediately! You are stopping the TV from working!! to
And then the host sadly says to the camera, against the background of an empty street: "Look. See how empty our streets are. Crisis, comrades, people do not leave the houses... "
Believe in the zombie.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17792
 04.07.2009
My wife and I have a convenient way to archive shoes on vacation, her shoes easily fit into my as a mattress :) space is 2 times less

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17791
 04.07.2009
Coventry (01:56:11 3/07/2009)
Are you going to the beach or are you going to the balcony?

S.M (01:56:53 3/07/2009)
I blink from the monitor.

Coventry (01:58:25 3/07/2009)
OMG, girl, what color are you?

S.M (01:59:55 3/07/2009)
Rgb

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17790
 04.07.2009
We congratulate IT Happens with the 1024th anniversary quote.we wish it doesn't turn into a boring g...You only give interesting stories!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17789
 04.07.2009
I adore my country.
I tell in order. My boyfriend and I were raised in the old traditions, kissing on the street, everyone in sight, embarrassed. So one day, in search of solitude, they went to kiss in the forest. We walked a few kilometers deep in the forest, but there were always the same kissing couples. When, finally, we went into the forest so far that we were left alone, and began to greedy kiss, then appeared a grandmother in a towel and began to scream on us that the youth has broken up, kisses in the sight of all. O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17788
 04.07.2009
XX: I thought I was playing great chess, and he pulled me off great.
How does he play chess?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17787
 04.07.2009
Pendoza does not have a concept of "Malaya Arnautskaya" =)

My sister told me. She was riding her fellow at school in the United States. Some of the courses, Hz. I went to a lecture and didn’t touch anyone. After the class, the Aborigines with the blinking eyes tick on the emblem on his jeans D&G =) say, what, Dolce Gabanna? O_O

without being confused:

Oh yeah... oh yeah! We are all dressed like that :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17786
 03.07.2009
Today I saw the miracle of modern executive documentation at work. Plan of the residential microry, drawn in the editor of maps from Heroes 3 =)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17785
 03.07.2009
Thus, it’s not too long ago to create a rock band called “Unknown Artist” and record an album called “Unknown Album.” How many babies would scratch on licenses :)

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