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[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №28838
 17.04.2010
to this:
Do I have a single grandmother?
— — —
No, you are 10 percent.
___________________________
And when you drive, you realize that the statistics are deeply wrong.

[ + 115 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28837
 17.04.2010
News on mail:
In Moscow, the son of the prefect of the central government was beaten.The officer's son was beaten by a beaten cyclist, whom he shot down on his "Lexus".

The ice touched, Mr. Jury judges.Thank you guy on the bike.
by Nats

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №28836
 17.04.2010
XX: We have a very gentle and tremendous relationship.
In Russian, you don’t know either?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №28835
 17.04.2010
When I was a child, I was so indecisive that in Need for Speed I always crashed into the divider.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №28834
 17.04.2010
School Rules of Conduct in the Computer Science Office:

If you are a good boy,
Do not suck your finger in the rosette.
Do not play with wires.
I don’t know if there is a paradise.

[ + 108 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28833
 17.04.2010
Oh Thong! Urgently on the number!! to
To all the Moscow car lovers, who were slandered by motorcyclists with flashes creating traffic jams, to all those who were slandered by officials’ disgrace, to whom the death of two women doctors in Lenin’s language was unreliable... in Moscow, the flashmob “blue beetle” starts! we buy a blue children's plastic cane in any children's store, stick the scotch on the roof of the car and come on Sunday, April 18, at 14.00 on Mayakovsky Square (Triumphal). We will walk through Moscow column with blue cockroaches on the roof)))
support, let's fight boundlessness in positive ways) additional info in Google, contact and Twitter on request "blue light"!
cat, odmin, shredder O_o

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28832
 17.04.2010
Talk about the installers.
Druid: I heard from them when they are recruited to pay extra if you are a Pigme.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that some providers installers are first stamped.
Druid: And I’ve heard every installer assign their own color to the cable from the 24-bit palette.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers are not given uniforms, just any clothes on them, over time, itself turns into a combination with the provider’s logo.
Druid: And I heard that a skilled assembler can squeeze the screw pair with one hand without the help of tools.
Taipan: I’ve heard that an experienced assembler can determine the rupture of the twisted pair on the ear!
And the most experienced can squeeze the twisted pair in any sequence, and it will still work!
Druid: And I’ve heard when the installor dies, all the cables they’ve pressed off are squeezed.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that children of installers can access the internet just by closing their eyes
Druid: And I’ve heard if the monter’s child was born on the roof, then he can transmit himself by cable to that roof.
Taiwan: I have heard that the children of the monitors grow multi-colored wires instead of hair!
Druid: and I heard that in the house of the installor even the toilet is connected to the sewage through a screwed steam.
Taiwan: I’ve heard that installers don’t keep refrigerators. they conduct 2 air conditioners with an outlet in the chuland, and store products there, locking the chuland at the key
Druid: I’ve heard that they call these products software.
Taipan: And I’ve heard that if installers make a dog, it’s going to be a cable.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №28831
 17.04.2010
(Torrent discussion "Avatar")
I don’t know where the license comes from.? to
Released on DVD on April 22, 2010
Released on Blu-ray on April 29, 2010

2: The author's distribution of Cameron on the router :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №28830
 17.04.2010
The Antipod:
I remember one purely promotional translation of the subtitles of the film:
The Hero: Remember... Remember to! Remember to!! to
Translated by: Listed Listed!! to

[ + 106 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28829
 17.04.2010
“I’m attractive like a Ferrari, extravagant like a Lamborghini, priced like an Aston Martin, sophisticated like a Bentley, built for freedom like a Porsche.

I: And judging by how you break, you are apparently Lada Kalina.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №28828
 17.04.2010
XXX: Torrents were known in Russia. Nekrasov wrote about them.
YYY :?? to
xxx: "In the forest was distributed a tail of woodcuts".

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №28827
 17.04.2010
For this this:
to this:

Weezerspoon: say in the men-cats a small penis, and in the women how?
LagunaHeartly: And women do not have it (

= = = is = is = is = is = is
How did you fuck! If you take a duck and dystrophane with members of 10 cm in a state of restlessness, then dystrophane, of course, will look more impressive!
If the ducks use protein, then only the muscles grow, because the penis consists of cave bodies, forming some sort of sponge (bugs, which increase in volume by absorbing fluid, in this case blood)!
Women donkeys use not only proteins, but also infuse testosterone (male hormone), as a result of which their clitoris (underdeveloped penis) increases and really becomes like the head of the penis.

I apologize for the UG, but this ignorance offends the feelings of many athletes.
___________________________________
...with small members >.<

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №28826
 17.04.2010
Conversation of two groups:
1: What is it? You have sperm on your pants.
2: It is not mine.

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №28825
 17.04.2010
Tajikistan, the city of Dushanbe, where I am lucky to be on a business trip.
Few people have seen how trolley buses overtake each other :) and this is the usual thing...
It all depends on the driver and driver.
At the stop, the conductor hangs on the ladder behind the trolleybus, the trolleybus accelerates faster than the slow-going trolleybus ahead and here the brave Tajik conductor disconnects the trolleybus bars from the wires, the trolleybus by inertia outputs the other and the conductor puts the bars in place.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №28824
 17.04.2010
Learn to Lose!
YYY: I can...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You win me all the time :(

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №28823
 17.04.2010
The guy who sprinkled out of the store's storage chamber "Family" package with my dirty pants and socks, I'd like to see your face while studying the prey!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №28822
 17.04.2010
From Twitter:
Television work is paralyzed: speakers learn to pronounce the name of the volcano Eyjafjallaekydl.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №28821
 17.04.2010
Too much hatred flew in that plane.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №28820
 17.04.2010
The title is “Hurry!”

I served in the Tank Battalion. Combat was a man who was shy, but small in height. This is why it is very harsh! In any
The metal unit needs a welding machine. He was in a regiment one or two. You won’t wait in line. The team arrives to "find" a welding machine for the needs of the battalion! Look for military builders. by night.
I found. and sack. On the wheels, old but working! Hand brought in part and overnight brought all the composition in order! They cleaned, painted, broke the rooms, changed the shells (or even removed them), rubbed the wheels with black paint, and the discs were painted with silver. Replaced the wires. and all!! to
Near the lunch comes the police and police officers. They say that we have their welding kit “delayed”! The traces lead to us. The fucking! They were so hasty that they forgot to take the tracks! We present the SAK. The builders looked at it and said it wasn’t theirs!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №28819
 17.04.2010
Is there something to drink?
and water.
And the stronger?
and ice.

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