If your interlocutor is very surprised by your knowledge and abilities, then he is a fool.! to

The day of VDF!
WOW : Certainly! Running for the Bahamas!
Q: Oh yeah yeah yeah?
We will not be burned (and we will not be burned).

From the website of fans of FC Dynamo Moscow.

X: In the Yandex if you pick up FC Dynamo Moscow - 6 million pages, and if FC Zenit St. Petersburg - 3 million pages.
And who is more popular in the runnet and sing club?

Try to write the name of the city correctly.

zzz: how do you say in English "Fly, fly, fly!"? "Fly, fly, fly!"

How was the feast?
She was overwhelmed with alcohol, fucked her wallet, broke her glasses, woke up in bed with some man.
It is symbolic.
Such a celebration.
But I’m sure you’re not a cyborg at least once a year.

I will find all of you, pederasses without turns, and catch up with you!
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An elderly intelligent man in the car VAZ 21060 of green color.

Whoever shaves at night, sleeps longer in the morning.

Q: How is your personal life?
W: Yes, there is a full style, no engines.
m: - then it is understandable why in the phrase instead of "I’m going to shop in the Coastal Chelns" she wrote "Country Members".

A girlfriend talks to her boyfriend on the phone:
I was offended by you. Why is? I called you and a girl raised the phone!!! Well, I was wrong with the number. But anyway, I was offended.

Or@nge: a hot day at the pool.
we sunbath with friends and here is this picture: a little girl scornfully escapes from her daddy, pronouncing at the same time such a delicate, childish voice "aya yai айа yai" a followed by a daddy and such a rough, smoked voice "OJO YOO YOO YOO SUKA ASFALT SHOULD";;

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I’ll come back, oh... don’t write yet, Mom pop-up windows reads

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Wicked (22:36:52 1/08/2009)
Yes, I got the herring, but the grass and the water are with you!

Wicked (22:37:06 1/08/2009)
I’ve also got white, I have to try it.

Wicked (22:37:17 1/08/2009)
They say you end up beastly.

About the Cat Sphinx:
I came to Kate yesterday, well, I say, show me a cat. I turned and talked to Leah. and Dasha. Then he turned: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I didn’t think I could scream so hard. Really was scared. I thought the cat: furry, small, sick. And there is such a stress... So they still say to me: Don’t scream, he’s scared! As if I am not afraid...

I want to tell you three very important words: I love you very much!
It is four words.
In other words, I hate mathematics.
-...>_<

He wrote on the wall: “Russia for the Russians!” Then he recalled that he was a Tatar himself and wrote: "And the Tatars!" :)

It is necessary to add a section of basic quotes! Or you go on vacation - and now sit and look for where a grandfather on the green six came from...

Serving in military unions.
The chief caught a drunk student on the stairs.
Their dialogue :
Q: Are you a student?
C: Not at all!
H is civil?
C: I am sure!

Ya: Kumma is three years older than me, i.e. she is 36. She bought herself a saraphanchik such, bright, salad, up to the knees, with a wide belt. He sat down after washing.
Do you think she didn’t wear it? and st. with her figure.
Ya: We go to "Idea Style" her shirt to choose. Two under-drunk male creatures of middle age go side by side.
One to another: I can even see her trousers!
What is NDA? Thanks, or I was worried that I forgot to wear them.
Conclusion: Don’t try to upset an adult woman, she will do it for you. Well, when you’re 30, you already know yourself well.
Well when you’re 30 – you’re still not forgetting to wear trousers.

A cultural shock in our time is when you have sex with a twenty-year-old virgin.

It was during my student time in Tomsk. We and 2 boys rented an apartment and friends came to us constantly for beer and water.
Then came a friend, Sergey. They drank well, well, and it was time for him to go to the community, because it was closed at 12 a.m.
I ordered a taxi. 15 minutes later they came out of the entrance, a six-man stood next to him in the darkness. We approached the car, opened the back door, placed Serega and told the driver the address where to take a drunk friend. The car has gone, we are home, sleep out in front of the universe. The next day we came to the universe and Serega came, very badly looked at us and issued the phrase - "well you and swallows!!". We can’t understand anything and he told us.
He is in that car and he got hot, he tried to open the window and could not find the pen, communicated in the dark - there. Here he turned back and saw two police shirts. He moved forward and saw two men (a driver and next to him) with pursuits. Quickly trembling, he carefully asked them, “Uncles, where are you taking me?” Those, filled with laughter, answered: "Well where they said - there and we will go - to the South (South Square in Tomsk) to the general square No. 8". A few minutes passed, the mints rotted like horses,
Serena is not laughing. They came to the shelter, went out the driver, opened the door, said to Serege, not ceasing to roar: "Go out, come home." Serega carefully went out, saw his family and asked, "And how much do I owe you?" The mentions laughed even more and left. This is such an interesting student city Tomsk. and :)

On the agenda of the State Duma:
1st Banned Skype at the request of mobile operators.
2nd Prohibit cellular communications at the request of telephone companies.
Three Prohibit phone calls on mail request.
4 is ...