1 to Hello. Does she have one?
2 is there. Read what you gathered?
No, I am a sister.
Do you know that this is not a manga?

German police, called on the road leading to the city of Goslar in the northwest of Germany to remove a dead shark from the road, found that the beast is alive, but is in a state of extreme alcoholic intoxication, on Wednesday the agency France Press.

According to the police, the shark fell asleep in the middle of the highway, cuddling over the cheese.

"In the stomach of the animal, the fruit was broken, and the shrimp was drunk like a pig," a spokesman for the German police said.

Detectives were able to establish the exact composition of the animal's wine map using its excrete, which was full of bones of insidious fruits.

By pushing the perpetrator with a rod, the police were able to crush the shark, which eventually spent the rest of the night on a nearby lawn.

"It was not possible to establish whether the barsuku was caught by his wife after returning home in such a state," the police spokesman ironically said. The RIA News.

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<donskikh> Why?
<iBear> Fast loading in the office.

ZZZ: translation of class!
zzz: oh, "your classmates" did not write correctly. The same class :)
yyy: a "translation" blaspheme by all the rules of modern spelling

I liked the comment on a pretty crazy news:

"Soon in the news releases will tell who removed whom from friends in classmates..."

I remember crying all over the office over the explanation of one of the installers. I quote literally: "Explanatory. I was late to work for 35 minutes on 9 and 10 July 2004 because of an unbearable cause that I could not explain. the date. The signature"

I have the best dog :)
Seeing something underneath the couch, he looks.
XHHH: I look, and there flash on 16 GB is O.O.Hz whom))
Hopefully soon the dog and the money will start getting :)

Conversation in the forum, discussion of toning.

I was recently told that you can tone the front side by leaving a small triangle to be visible in the side mirrors.

UUU: Dada, and another front, but only leave 2 glasses for the eyes

I sit behind the compilation, carefully reading new quotes. Suddenly, Mom distracts and says, "Why didn't you break the cat of the pelemeni?Their nobleness, you see, does not eat whole pelemens!

In the winter we took a taxi. Well, and I hear other taxi drivers negotiate with the dispatcher. One, dumb, pleased: "Judging by the footprints on the snow, the passengers left"...

I remembered the conversation with an enthusiastic friend of my girlfriend, who returned from Spain, about the following content:
she is, oh, and the boys there are all there, in the maids, pulling, pumped, burned...
I am, they are, they are, they are all in the smoke!
She – what? No, they are not smoking!

How to sleep with grandmothers on the first date, so please, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious...

All of you women are the same! Sometimes I think before I speak.
She: I once thought 20 years ago, neither hero helped.)))

The younger brother asked why Master Yoda is green when iodine is actually brown.
My brother is asleep, and I can’t.

Andrei
It is cool!! I will buy a pirate bandage in my eye!!!))

Nathanael
Buy a license, not stupid

XXX: How do I know my password?
Ask for a soap.
zzz: Check yourself when entering your password)

Real comments from the 1C software code of a very serious company:

We will do the paperwork. Hands, legs and tail.
//if cha - the firefighters are looking for, the police are looking for, where the scurvy to get rid of shit, according to the ORE code
The Blade Contractor :)
Do we paint papers?
Hutham
The Lappiness
and blue!
The nuclear root.! to
cleaning of rows
Fuck them two.
They took our towns.
We remove old documents.
Setting the columns
Hey there... see. below
The date? Number of payments, mother of their legs
What a fucking banker! What dull pitfalls are there sitting on the programming of the unloading!! to
How to get 90% of payment information from the payment destination line!! to
And the matrix fails again, and we do the shit again.
The Megapixels!!!! The year!! Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! to
Bank of RTS and ATS is the most mercenary shit in the world!
// initialize the type of LinePayment, so that there is no licking (the sign of modifications arises.) At the first opening
The Cossacks!! to

Surfing on the inuit just stumbled on a link in Google - help pick a name for the cat. I thought it was a women’s site of some sort, well, or an ordinary forum. It was a bodybuilder forum. It was very pleasant that a crowd of harsh men, pumping their muscles for days, picked up very tender names for a kitten, which was recently introduced by one of them. I never thought they were capable of that. Now - I take off my hat in front of these men, because they stayed in the shower the same.)))

If the device from which you access the Internet, modem or network card, put in the microwave, then the speed of the Internet will double! Truth is truth!

Women's forum discusses pepper tincture for hair growth

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In her early youth, she was engaged in the restoration of the degenerated grape (after chemistry), so she carved there in the spirits of chamomile saffron and what she was still... put as a monument to the battery... and by the time she took out... a direct honey-drawn liqueur.
I drank...