Today I saw a rather funny picture in the pharmacy: seven teenagers aged 14-15 bought one condom.

tkadenis: Today the technicians were running first-time and were looking for 404 cabinets))) bghg, not to find him.....

You want to lose weight...
Smok: Break the jaw.

Stolen from another site.
— — —
Everything happened on the front.
Once on the battlefield I saw a goat.
The head of the cattle was cut off by a bomb.
I touched it, as if it were whole.
Once I sit in the earth, the tea boiler boils.
The explosion was not my fuck.
I look at the cupboard, the cupboard runs.
I touched it, like nothing.
At the headquarters, away from the war.
I accidentally met my friend.
On the chest of a friend of order, medals.
I touched myself, nothing.
— — —

Today I saw our Governor of Kaliningrad. Dressed in a military uniform and grabbed the whistle, fucking, more than the veterans of the Soviet Union... And it is not shameful to stand next to them – proud even...

An eternal memory to those who gave their lives for us to have a future.

XXX: U.S. - Washington - it is forbidden to have sex with a virgin. without any exceptions.
yyy : ))))))))
YYY: I wonder how are the virgins deprived of them?
That’s where Chuck Norris does it.
XXX: The Look

Someday the creators of Wikipedia will gather all the information about humanity and fly back.

Let us remember.
Let us remember the children who were not destined to worry about extracting the referee, because they died of hunger in the Volga, when the country needed resources to build power. Let us remember the young men who were not destined to worry about their first time, because their bodies were scattered by the hooks of tanks breaking into Moscow. Let’s remember the girls who didn’t need a lotion for acne because they were frozen hungry in the blockade of Leningrad. Let us remember the men who, having matured and tried life, went to die, knowing that miracles would not happen. Let us remember the women who were not destined to worry about divorce because they died of exhaustion at defense plants with funerals near their hearts. Let us remember the old men who were not destined to worry about their cholesterol levels because they were buried alive without wasting precious ammunition.
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Anna (23:00:24 8/05/2009)
Tell me, why are you all so dumb???? to

Andrew (23:01:14 8/05/2009)
Only if you tell me why you’re all so stupid.

Anna (23:01:24 8/05/2009)
An interesting question...

Anna (23:01:33 8/05/2009)
We have brains, but we don’t know the user.

Anna (23:01:36 8/05/2009)
Here are the fools.

Andrei (23:01:57 8/05/2009)
And we know, here are the spells.

Georgia and the Baltic countries accused Russia of winning the Second World War.

Smile :-) : I watch a live broadcast of the semi-finals of hockey 'Russia-USA' our on the helmets advertisement of some insurance company. The Americans right on the forehead of the advertisement of the Zepter gun :-D. Damn I sit even hockey I can't watch normally - I start rubbing when the Americans show big plans
and. It would be easier to wear cakes and everything :)

About the advantages of film photography over digital (from the forum):

YYYY: The film has an indisputable plus – it makes cool smoke shoots. And you can still wrap it up and jump long in the courtyard, scaring cats and old women. The number lacks such bonuses.

If you find money on the street, luck is on your side.
And I found a big black rubber cock... oh

The girl is about Iris Pab.

Lollobridge: Prices in the pub menu do not match the stated on the site $3$! Everything is much cheaper than it should be in the cool establishment we just walk through. Urgently raise prices and make different cocktails, or lose the constant sit-outs that used to go to you, and now do not walk, or around some men drink beer and watch soccer and play, girls do not pay attention!

Save the Lord and have mercy.

Characteristics of the singer:
The dog steals unnoticed.
The dog steals from the side you don’t expect it from.
The dog jumps on your back unexpectedly, but falls somehow fairy straight into your mouth.
The dog has a critical weight in the situation that interests you.
A dog with a single swing of a magical tail can spread what you have done so long and hard.
The dog is puffy.

A friend told her that she saw her grandmother on the eve of the holiday.
In short...it stands in the pharmacy, and the veteran goes without a line, missed it...then the next goes and the grandmother goes out of the line - there is nothing to go without a line that you gathered here one by one. And the second says to her - I am a veteran, we have no turn. They are all veterans, they’ve all been dead for a long time. And the one who has already bought says – and I? And he has strips on his jacket that instead of rewards hang...and he cried and left.

Do not be fucking kids!

I went home from school on the bus, thinking about my own. Here in the bus comes an EMO guy, one grandmother of 70 years of age looks at him very long and closely here next to her place has been released and she says "the girl sit down" EMO looks at her with a bad look and says "I am not a girl I am a boy "the grandmother thought after 5 minutes of silence she asks him the question "What are you doing?")))

Compatriots on the map are pleased with profiles:
Eugene, 21 years
About myself :
I’m an ordinary guy, not without prostate, I’m like him, I’m like you!! to

"We in 6th class still played dolls and jumped in classics, and what will grow out of this..."
I’m 13, I don’t drink Jaguar, but I write the word "grows" right. In the 6th grade, you should be taught the gloss.

Your nerves need to be tested regularly to ensure that
They do not have the expiration period.
by Yuri Tatarkin

To the Day of Victory!
Congratulations to all on the celebration of the Great Victory!
My grandfather Yusup Zirzizov, 1905, a native of Tatarstan, fought from the beginning.
Days of War. He was under Moscow, in the winter of 1941, then fought at Volkhovsk.
front under the command of L. Govorov (which was referred to with a large
General, Czar's officer, with great respect,
He treated his soldiers with justice and love!!Finished the War
Under the Königsberg.
The story that happened to my grandfather happened after another injury.
Having received another bullet in the leg during the fight, the grandfather was taken to the hospital. No is
with regard to the level of medicine at that time, but the professionalism of the military
Doctors (who have always been famous for the Russian army) successfully healed the wound.
My grandfather returned to the front. And then, one evening, after the break, he
I felt a severe pain in the lower abdomen. He got out of bed and went to
The Doctor. And the doctor should say was an old, old Russian.
My grandfather, who had been in medicine in the First World War. My grandfather, in confusion
In the Tatar and Russian languages he complained to him of pain and asked what kind of pain he had.
and a pill. The doctor looked at him, touched his stomach, walked into his closet and
I got a large bottle of alcohol. He took two glasses and filled them to the edges.
“Drink,” the doctor said. My grandfather drank. The doctor took the glass by himself. “Lying”
commanded the doctor. Grandpa lay on the table. So much alcohol.
Drunk on an empty stomach (war, if you remember!Grandfather immediately
I woke up in the room. Without an appendix. With a headache :)
Such people have defeated fascism! And such people are Russians, Tatars,
Ukrainians, Belarusians, Usbeks, Kazakhs and many others did everything for the
The victory!! Each in his place: in the barracks, at the machine, in the field, at the
The operating table! Their memory is bright!! A very low gift!! to
My grandfather lived until 1996.