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[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16463
 13.05.2009
Bill Gates turned in the grave!!! to
WOW to WOW! Bill Gates is alive!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16462
 13.05.2009
I am a cat.
Leon: Fuck me
I will shake your legs in thankfulness.
Leon: And then when you go to bed, I'll lie on your chest, close my eyes and whisper quietly... and you'll feel the warmth coming from me and smile.
Leon: You’ll smile because I’m next to you
R)> L<<@I: :-) so warm so sweet...so good!
I’m going to go in the morning :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №16461
 13.05.2009
Monday is a tough day, even if it is Tuesday.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16460
 13.05.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I wake up in the morning, the comp is rubbed - I don't remember how I cut off at all, absolutely. I approach the comp - I look at the inet included, opera - Google tab "how to shake"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
trouble


[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16459
 13.05.2009
I come from work, I sit home alone, nothing to do, even on the wall. There is no money, no food, even inets brakes. I swallow everything, I go out to the balcony. After the rain on the street is wet, ugly, fog somewhat incomprehensible. Toughened in one word. Suicidal thoughts in the head. The cigarette falls from above. I thank God mentally, I smile to no longer such a cloudy sky and here a whole package falls from above.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16458
 13.05.2009
Swine flu, bird flu and swine flu. Stop the fucking animals!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16457
 13.05.2009
by Walter (23:08:32 10/05/2009)
Have you ever watched internet broadcasts?

GrinG0 (23:09:00 10/05/2009)
No is

by Walter (23:10:27 10/05/2009)
There is a short side chat.
Everyone writes in Italian, some in English. I look at this chat and here is the message:

11:15 kaka132: is there any Russians here?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16456
 13.05.2009
Juric: My dad has a terrible pollen allergy in the spring... Well, he bought himself a white sprayer to ease his suffering. I can’t ride with him in the car!!! Every time a laugh!! The pedestrians from him in fear scare and tremble with a small trembling. Afraid to catch a pig.
One man, crossing the road, stumbled on him and, unable to turn his head to the place, went on to run... The haishniki stopped... On the pass, they do not ask for a pass, they are afraid... The sellers give him bread and milk for free, afraid to take money from him... The father, even more frightening them, cheers fun...

How easy it is to intimidate the news of swine flu and other infections through the media a flock of sheep calling themselves humans!

P.S Do not be stupid! Laugh at the foolish people! Don’t forget to whisper loud!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16455
 13.05.2009
xxx (14:53:56 11/05/2009)
On the 9th of May, we went to shoot the retro dance.

xxx (14:54:01 11/05/2009)
The evening

yyy (14:54:06 11/05/2009)
and Noah?

xxx (14:55:14 11/05/2009)
The monsoon, the light, all the works. My grandmother is 60-80 years old. One person approaches me and says: some girls are upset that I am shooting them, they came with other men.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №16454
 13.05.2009
N-one number of years ago my cousin grandfather (who went through the whole war, whose heart was a piece that could not be removed) juvenile drug addicts tracked from the abyss, where he got a pension, went after him in the entrance and just before his apartment beaten and taken a pension. He died a few days later... he was 83 years old... this is so ridiculous, because of the shit of several thousand died a man who survived the war, who lived for many years with iron in his chest...
To all who help the veterans, to the old people my great respect! Sadly, no one helped my grandfather. And to all who are damned for old age, for the past for the sake of our future, all these "movements" will still be revealed.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №16453
 13.05.2009
I work as an operator at MTS. And here was the case. I sit, I take calls, there’s a call.

I am (standard greeting)
Subscribe to ALE! (The voice of the child)
I – How can I help you?
Subscriber - (voice "after the frame") Bridegroom, you have already rattled?? to
I am!!! I am listening to you...
Subscriber - (happy voice) And I cuddle... (and lay the phone)

Not a c... no?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16452
 13.05.2009
XXX is
Anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to power, power leads to victory, let your fear pass through yourself, your hatred will make you strong, true power can only be achieved by testing the limits of your anger, which comes out without resistance, anger goes out through anger without slowing down, the dark side strengthens incredible power, the dark side is stronger than the light side, the weak are doomed.
YYYY
Coolly
XXX is
Stand on the dark side of the forces.
YYYY
) is
YYYY
This is multicast?
YYYY
Anime
YYYY
as though
XXX is
This is from Star Wars.
XXX is
Jedi
YYYY
not looked
XXX is
Have you watched Star Wars?? to
YYYY
not
XXX is
It is from the internet!!! to
XXX is
WOWOONN!!!!! to

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16451
 13.05.2009
I wonder, is it everyone or only my parents have the talent to do it in two minutes?? to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16450
 13.05.2009
Friendly Fire (00:15:39 12/05/2009)
Man borrowed 70 rubles and does not give - what to do?

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:25 12/05/2009)
by Beyonce)))

Friendly Fire (00:16:41 12/05/2009)
The amendment is two heads above me.

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:48 12/05/2009)
The shoulder be

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16449
 13.05.2009
zoomer639: listen, not with verbs written separately?

Umichka: So is it, and what?

zoomer639: inContact search by interests: I do not look - 80 people found, I do not look - 7400 people found.

Umichka: Half of them have not yet reached this topic in school, the other half fucked this lesson :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16448
 13.05.2009
All information is provided for information purposes. Any coincidence with the Eset Nod32 antivirus update keys is just a coincidence.

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №16447
 13.05.2009
If the truth always emerges, you willingly begin to perceive it.
and prejudice.
by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16446
 13.05.2009
There was one man in the garage. Father of a kind family, intelligent
And a nice uncle. He had a dream, he loved after his
to mark the car in the circle of friends and neighbors on the garage: "Here I will build
I’m going to divorce bees, isn’t it great? Sitting at night on the bench.
well – DACCHA, BEES...” Men treated their dreams respectfully, saying
Bees are good, bees are good, bees are good! And for the bee! and
This toast was often heard over the evening garages.
The dream fulfilled. The house was rebuilt and the first building was bought. Satisfied father
Family washing shopping with neighbors in the garage. Wife with 6-year-old son
delayed in the day. Blessed expression on his face slowly
It changes when his car flies to the garage and crashes it from there.
The wife and, opened the door, pulls out the roaring son. Storms in
The family was not seen. to this moment. The girl’s eyes swim off.
Bites, not deadly of course, but not acid. Raven is not weak either. wife s
with wild anger and contempt looks at the Father of the family, all for a moment
They lose speech. My son is also taking a break. lifting up the shaking hand,
The head of the family asks:
WOW, what is it?
This is, daddy, here the six-year-old son absolutely exactly copies the father’s.
a dream-admired intonation, but investing in it a nonethical share
The Sarcasm:
“The girl! The bees!”

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16445
 13.05.2009
The Dargaiah Ridaccy!
(From letters to the newspaper in the section "Sexologist Advice")

I wanted to refuse Oleg, but I couldn’t, because I had been lying in his house for a long time.
The bed is naked.

I’m just tired of these relationships, and the bed is not important to me.
You can eventually stand.

When I look at Bora, I feel that inside, it starts to move.
The egg cell.

During my studies at the institute, I mastered all kinds of sex. Here is the Institute.
Soon I’ll be working in the specialty.

I gave him all night, but I never got to have sex.

After a tumultuous night with Gosha, when he left, in my soul formed such a
The emptiness that I kissed a pot soup eaten.

Then Igor declared the “night of free love”. They broke up in pairs and
We went apart and I was left alone in the bedroom. What is this for
Freedom is that?

She laid off her dress, and there was nothing.

When I was a child, I dreamed of becoming a woman, but when I decided, it was too late.

I watched all his tattoos for a long time, correcting grammar.
of errors.

I was so sad and distressed that Mithya immediately began to comfort me.
could be. He could only do it twice.

I gradually started to beat Masha’s fans. He did one, then the second.
The third confused me. Wiping out the blood, he said, “You won’t break them all.”

After having an intimate relationship with my friend’s husband, I became completely different.
Look at her. How can she change such a sensitive and charming man?
The man?

Why she has such skilled hands, I understood when I found out that she was almost ten years old.
Years worked as a docker.

And when Borka started loving me from behind, I couldn’t stand and knocked.
Head to battery. Only then came my thought: a condom.
have forgotten!

When I found an artificial member in her stuff, the first thing I thought was:
“Well, but not real...”

My personal vibrator broke quickly, although I followed the instructions
He did not use it for more than 14 hours a day.

In the bed, Nina struck me with such heat that I thought, “If
If I live, I will not betray my wife anymore.”

Dasha is so upset that the neighbors start to call and wonder when,
Finally there will be an orgasm.

I’m not a man, I’m a sexual maniac. All my friends are like that, too.
They think.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16444
 13.05.2009
...in order to win Eurovision again, it is necessary that our hockey team ride around Prihodko performing the miserable song “Mamo” with harsh faces.

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