Belk@: A nice girl will never call first.
Myxa:... but the smokes will go :D

What a society is like the flu.

Keeping substantive evidence is necessary, simply, it is necessary.
I, as an investigator, went out to steal from the barrel. Theft is enough.
the standard. Some officers curled a metal stain, wrapped
They pulled the glass with stones, brought beer and cigarettes.
I inspected the scene of the accident, I finished packing the documents.
The expert asks:
Should I pack the stone?
This will be an instrument of crime.
- Well, package, just be more careful, then send it to the study.
Now the "fingers" are not removed from it, uneven, the roll will not work, and
I will try in the office.
They have a special technique to remove fingerprints.
The uneven surfaces.
The stone is not small, about the size of a handball ball.
The expert pushed a stone into a pack of polyethylene in a bag.
I twisted the pack as much as I could, so that the stone could talk, scotch.
I wrapped up a paper with a stamp and signatures of the understood.
They did not have time to return to the department, as the next "request" chases.
I left a package with stone in my office, but I did not bring it - a bag.
Closed in front of the door of the office. Fuck you hit. Okay, I put
packed in the corner near his table, put on a gloves and threw the stones on
The package. I thought, then I will find a similar package and a clean stuff.
I repackage. I went on to the next application.
I go back, the broken bag is in place, there is no stone.
I am with my partner:
Did you see anything in the corner?
Some fools have thrown a healthy stone at the table.
I threw it out.
You yourself are a fool! It was a thing! Where did I throw it?
- Yes, in the yard, there these stones are immeasurable... you need to pack, once a thing.
The package, fucking broken.
Okay, they went into the yard, brought a stone, as if it were one, and as if it wasn’t.
And the "fingers" from the stone removing no meaning was any more. Okay, I think
Then I repackaged, put the stone in the previous place and left for the next.
The challenge.
Returned in a few hours. Damn you fucking. There is no stone, no stone.
Back to my partner:
Are you again? Where is the stone?? to
- I didn't touch your stone, guess when I'm in the "working room" for the "material"
At that time, the cleaner was there.
I find a caretaker in the corridor:
You, when in our office, cleaned, except for garbage nothing.
was thrown out?
For a long time, I wanted to say that such solid investigators
The office was always messy - the cleaner rushed me - and now even more.
The stones in the office began to pull, heavy, I barely reached the street.
brought to throw out.
I mentally stood and broke out on the street, the resemblance of a stone with the original.
The object was very weak. Stone until found
A similar package went back to the corner. On the stone through Scotch
In order to avoid further excesses, a paper with the inscription "substance" appeared.
The next day was Saturday. My partner and I decided to do.
Saturday on the subject of cleaning the cabinet, ripped for the event of two
The practitioners and instructed them to start by washing the windows while we go for beer.
The windows are washed, we drink beer. My eyes slide on
The cabinet, I think, should wipe out the closets, and the floors are fine.
washed...
B and B!! Where is the stone?? to
The practitioner is scared:
- So in the office, the windows are old, have not been seen for a long time, one so and so
Instead of a spongyard on the nail closed. We are nail.
curved, the window opened, washed, and the nail then back with a stone lightly
There is no hammer in the office. On the stone was another inscription:
“The thing.” We thought - a joke, like an inscription above the urn - "for bribery."
And the stone in the yard was thrown into a bunch, and the cleaning was done.
Running for the stone, your mother!
- Since he was found, there is a stone in the yard.
Anyone like that, fucking!! to
The stone went to a legitimate place.
“On Monday I’ll pack the stuff first and hide it somewhere,” I thought.
“I need to bring a package from home.”
The Monday morning.
I have no time to get to the office, as I am immediately pulled out from the entrance.
to the head of the department, to discuss one of the cases.
I finally reached my office, first of all a look into the corner...
No-e-e is it! Where is it?! Who O O O O O?! to
The partner laughed:
- Yes, literally before your arrival at the hospital with a check-in.
the offices, apparently in search of empty bottles after
Weekends for speakers. I saw your stone. “What for
The mess separated! Remove it immediately! The boss will see!! I could not him.
to say that you have so many things stored... He himself grabbed the stone, the window
He opened and broke into the bushes.
I sadly walked into the yard. In the corridor, I encountered an expert.
With me in theft:
– Listen, you stone from that trip to study came to me.
Now there is not so much expertise, I am on your stone outside the row expert
I will do, along with an internship on the method of removing fingerprints from uneven
I chase the surfaces.
“Well, I’ll send you today,” I breathed and went on to the courtyard.
When I brought another stone into the office, I looked at it sadly.
carefully wiped with a wet cloth, packed in a bag, attached a paper with
signatures and seals from the previous package and seals to print the accompanying
The expert department. So what and...

The American Center for the Study of the Mind of Dolphins
Microphones in the aquarium. One dolphin whispers to another:
Tell them something in Russian, throw them as they run.

XXX is
A few days ago, a friend’s girlfriend struck me that we slept with him in a kind of youth.
YYYY
And she what?
XXX is
Now the whole area knows about us.

I live in Tyumen. Now, my friends and I have a new tradition: every year, on the night from 1st to 2nd of May, we glue the snowmother and snuggle in the snow!! to

mike_panama (16:08:08 4/05/2009)
How long do you usually come to work?
Romanova Inna (16:08:38 4/05/2009)
and what?
mike_panama (16:08:54 4/05/2009)
Inna, are you a Jew?
Romanova Inna (16:09:05 4/05/2009)
Why is?

Pinkie and Brain are the creative pseudonyms of Anatoly Wasserman and Chuck Norris.

...I just don't notice, I pass some grip, and suddenly some major from the roof shouts me: "Man with a cell phone, you are in the immediate vicinity with the explosive device!" I look under my feet - some black suitcase near the store. Around the doping of the militia, OMONA, GB-shnikov, everything is closed, encircled. And from the cell phone at this time the excited voice of my girlfriend...

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The team "Predate!" was not there! In the demining zone there is an interference station - including for silencing of mobile communications. No one would have missed the left side.

From the Dating Site:

It is unclear what the problem for a woman who stops a horse on a race and enters a burning cellar, to make something there passes.

The admines and linuxoids do not drink, they do not allow
Who does not allow?
First is health, second is mother.

Australian scientists have studied the behavior of bees under the influence of cocaine. The drug makes insects more communicative, and the breakdown is manifested in a decrease in labor productivity.
and----
And now attention, the question... why?? to

1: - so now on the ATMs Kaspersky antivirus will be delivered and the ATMs will start to slow :)

2:... and hysterically whispering on passers

Mrs. Arrankarchik
>> Forgetting the feminine appearance,
>> How fragile is the delicate flesh
>> Nature of Thai Women
>> Unity of harp with meat...

Karisha: This morning I found a coin in bed – I’m glad somebody wants to come back!!! Is it you? ?

I didn’t lose a coin, maybe it was just a payment.

- We took Kalina - pleased that a decent amount of money saved, the second year nothing breaks.
I need to ride it more.

I went to the market, the toilet paper ended in the house.
In front of me, a boy buys 25 rolls of 77 meters) the seller gives him the purchased and shakes. It’s her "huli you spoil, I’m a lot of trouble!"

I was riding a friend in the subway, he was sitting, sleeping for himself... and there the grandmother was painted -
Give me a place.
He says I don’t want
Why is?
You look like my aunt!
There were no more questions :)

wurs
... further. In one postcard with me was driving such an uncle, intelligent such.interrupted with the usual phrases on the topic of the road, who goes to where, etc.
wurs
I was tired and slept.
I wake up on a note table.
wurs
The Citation:
You slept and I admired you. It is a pity that we did not have time to meet. If you want, call me. by Alexander"
wurs
The note paper is a check from the store.
wurs
The book "Russian Gay Prose 2008" was broken.
wurs
O_O

The girl cooked the juice, fell to the floor, the cat began to eat it.
I: You see, cats don’t eat unpleasant.
She is eating.
I: They are not eating.
She: Do you like "Kitecat"?
I : Yes.
She: I too...