I stood yesterday in the store in front of me in a row, a guy in his hands holding a pack of condoms and a bottle of beer.
The turn came before him, he began to risk money in his pockets. I missed 5 rubles. The treasurer refused to forgive him for those 5 rubles. He told me to leave something.
The poor man looked at the bottle of beer and the condoms for two minutes.
I couldn’t withstand adding.

by KCITAT:
When the last person to see this quote clicks on the plus, spring will come! and :)
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The guy helped!! to

<cap> who has a self-taught in parkour
<dred> cap: Gg shats teach you go to the village you find a pasha
<dred> you’re approaching the greatest oak
<dred> throwing his leg
<dred> and nature will tell you everything

You won’t blow us up because we have a hole in the pop!

He was the ambassador of one of the African countries in Moscow. He had a wife,
She was also African, and one day they had a boy. All services in
The embassy was Russian, and the child used to thinking that black people were his.
The parents and the whites are all the others. One day, the ambassador and his family went to
Holidays at home. They flew down the stairs and the boy saw it.
Lots of black people. How will he now distinguish his parents from
All the others? The child crumbled into his mother and wept out of horror.

You play too much computer games if:
1st When driving a car, you remember what a struck pedestrian is.
They give 100 points, and for the police officer - 500.
2nd When the doors of the elevator open, you have a desire for everything.
Throw a grenade and run away.
Three You usually walk through the corner by pressing your back to the wall.
4 is You start pretending how much percentage of life you will have left.
If you jump from the balcony of your mistress.
5 is When you look at jewelry in a jewelry store, you consider which one.
They will add you intelligence, and which - strength or health.
6 is You very much want to come and embrace every passing person on the street.
suddenly he can get a good weapon, gold coins, or
The miraculous grass.
7 is You are very surprised to find out that it is not enough to build a house
One man, one slave, and two minutes.

Tell me, girls who write about themselves that they are sympathetic: do you form this word from the word "POT"? Or from someone else? I am just very interested.

YYYY
A hot kiss

XXX is
I instead of the flame, in the first second saw the pelmeni... I was happy =)))

YYYY
Damn... h0 with people work =(

And when you wear a shirt under the coat, don’t you also smooth it where it won’t be seen? ^ ^ ^

Only students can understand the phrase: I only dream!! to

Alcohol in small amounts disinfects, in large depicts.

I went to the service center. The engineers have not yet received the salary for February. Well,
As long as there is no money for a month, it does not end. They are 83 today.
February

I sent a text message to the girl: "This subscriber asks you to marry him."
Reply to “Dear Subscriber! Not enough money on your account.
for this operation.”

I went to the hospital to donate blood. There in front of the psychologist's office is a small aquarium, and next to the paper is glued: "Scientists have proven that a 10-minute contemplation of fish reduces emotional stress by 70%." In the aquarium, one fish died, and the other eats it.

Where is Virtonomika, who are all these fools and why are they waiting for me there???? >_<

The fourth size often prevents a woman from considering her personality.

I have a good friend from Moscow who is very pleasant in all things.
Relationship man, and, as I would say, very unusual. even
extravagant, one can say, a man, by the kind of activity, which
of his many hobbies. What he does is not important, but
It turns out that he spends a lot of time in the northern polar circle.
Behind the South. This is the number he brought from Antarctica.
Home of the Emperor Penguin. What a fly has bitten him.
It was a miracle to go to Moscow, I don’t know, but he made his family happy.
The mood of the bird to the goat was similar - the same sloping, the only thing that
Everyone was saved a little - this penguin loved sleeping. I slept as
It depends. In the hallway. He stands up there and sleeps. Guests who are not
Course, a penguin, of course, for the subject of furniture was taken, and the clothes all
Norwegians scattered him. ha ha! I painted one such. OK, but without
There were no fatal outcomes, there were no guests. and here
How I would react in their place, I don’t know, although it’s also a special one.
I am not impressive. In the sense of reacting to the hangover,
Suddenly, she begins to bite and bite a cock. and then,
Sharp cords, stumbling somewhere and meeting on the move. Cedars, Cedars are charcoal.
The legs of this penguin slipped on the floor, here the masters and invented it in the
Shoes to wear. And this is not the goose, it is the imperial penguin, he is higher.
meters of growth.
He needs to swim. Here you put it. Every day, by the way. and
The Penguin reminded him of his need for it all the same insatiable.
In a way - he went, and the master with all his strength pulled - to say if you fucking
Take a bathroom, take a bathroom! I didn’t go to the bathroom, a couple.
He went into the water and that was it. Well, and the remains of water that is not immediately out of the bathroom
after his sports dive, he shrugged himself, wandering
in the room. By the way, just so in the cages and diving, he partook with these
Cedars, for nothing agreed to understand. Thus, in the hollow cages of
The parkland and walked.
Three years his owners endured, then surrendered, gave to acquaintances. Those more
Less was enough, of course, they did not perle this creature from Antarctica.
On his hill. As I understand, the Emperor changed a few more masters, and
He was sent to the Moscow Zoo.
So, if you see a penguin in a cage there, remember, it’s the same one.
and is.

Men are easier, they immediately see what a girl’s breasts are. Here are us,
Women are always waiting for surprises.

Is it difficult to decipher the text of the SMS from the quote?
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xxx: I got a SMS from my mom: "??? ???? ? to and?? ? to What about 1500?Q. I think I can answer.
Yyy: Yes, boy, she has a lot of questions to you.
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The end of the day "for 1500 rubles". Continue to?

I dreamed I had a daughter, but for some reason it turned out to be a cat!I thought "nothing, for the first time okay!!" and