He: I bought a house.
She is :! seriously?! to
and ah)
In a mortgage?
No, I paid the tax.
by Naomi! Are you a millionaire underground? How many meters? From what made?
It is about 0.4 square. Made out of spruce.
You are on the go!!))
Will you come to New York? and :(
And tasteful though?
It is delicious)
I will come.

xxx: the power regulator broke in the vacuum cleaner, and now it is sucking with such a force as if it wants to

The iPhone X.

Title of News:
"Created autonomous heating battery on Intel and AMD processors"

The coat of arms of the Magadan region will be replaced due to errors in symbolism.

Images that have been painted on the heraldic shield for more than 15 years cannot be used.

After 15 years in Magadan, the images will be released on amnesty.

News: 12:30 Swedish banking group Nordea tries to leave Russia for the third year
Comment: well all right: in Russia entry ruble - exit two

Yesterday I went home in the elevator with a black man and a banana. A black man came out on the 16th floor - a banana behind him, I'm like this: a banana stands, a black man looked at me very strangely

In the photo, the body of a fox, rotted by a combine to a two-dimensional state. The commentary:
"Not a bad guy. 10 years of the 21st century. and Salmon. and Lisa.
Author: The Unknown Combiiner"

It is fun for the Russian to work in an international team. Customer X!y Wei, developer Abbas Ali, Kar As, a Greek warehouse chief with the usual name Eros. It is especially fun to see the documents of the Eros act of poisoning, where in the column the recipient of X!y.

The name of the news sounds!! : "Peskov’s daughter removed Instagram"I’m scared for Facebook now!

xxx: the tool of anal intimidation... we had such a local mem about a cyst
I have been operated three times in the hospital. Well, they brought more urgent patients who were one foot in heaven, well, they needed to be urgently on the table. and before the operation it is customary to rinse the intestines so that the percentage in the disconnect does not obscure the unintentional surgeons all the fun. I remember, the whole chamber was over me.
xxx: and after some time, his wife wrote a script for the "precaution" on the motives of people in black. And she had to invent a variety of noisy weapons of aliens. Then was born.

I remember the worst dream of my life I dreamed during my college years. I dreamed I sat off the 5 most boring pairs, while sleeping time was very slow. And here I heroically end up with the last couple and just go home, as the alarm clock works and I wake up. I wake up and realize it’s time for me to go for a couple.

XXX is fucking.
WOW: It is very pleasant. The Fuck.
The UPS...
The UPS...
XXX is July.
See also: Nadia

"I am looking for a book
There is often help to find a book, maybe I will be lucky.
Fantastic and Soviet. I remember the beginning, page five. The scientist is alone at home, his wife is away. Irka, his wife, will bring a fish order from work. At home, it is hot and dull, he washes his dishes and thinks about a scientific problem. Mathematics or physics, models of something. He can’t stop, reflect, there’s an idea of spheres or bubbles, brilliant and potentially dangerous. Share the discovery with the neighbor, just have to tell someone. A neighbor (resigned major, "third calac" some) suddenly disappears in the morning, and a fellow servant comes to the scientist with the question of what he is now working on. I could not read further. I want to find. Unfortunately, Google did not help."

Strugatsky, A Billion Years Before the End of the World
A great thing!

Dear, I love you. We will always do everything together.
We have a very small toilet.

Katze North: Lord God. I come into the room, and on the key of the notebook a unfortunate freezing cat rolled around.
Katze North: and it still opened the text document and diligently rolled a long message
Katze North: Too Long for Skype
Katze North: but the content is about this: first an indiscriminate tapping on the key, then a peaceful long tapping of one button, and then an indiscriminate wtf when I was shooting the sufferer with the comp.

Something hot. I approach the air conditioner at work and say to a colleague: does it work better? (I am drinking this coffee)
My colleague Greta:
"In addition to us in the office here everything works!"

xxx: No, in drawing hello word is a piece, such as "draw a sova in 2 steps")
XXX is Step 1. Draw a circle.
XXX is Step 2. Finish the Sova.
YYY: I know these two steps
YYY: I wrote my bachelor’s degree.

I recently had to rule my own code nine years ago. Oh my God, how I suffered!

Family rest in the sanatorium in Sochi. After dinner, I go to the building and call the elevator. I wait. A woman aged 42-45 with a cloth bag fits positively as follows:

Young man, can you help?

Yes, of course...

She gets the wine out of a bag with a stitched to the end.

Help me to open.

The straw is terrible, the plastic traffic jamming, the carrier, does not go. My fingers are about a terrible stitch. I suggested putting a bag under. Yes, I have put it. Ura pulled it out.

Thank you very much if you didn’t know who to ask. Or maybe we’ll try it together?

Galantly apologized for not being able to make her company during the degustation.

I ran into my room and I left in 10 minutes. And there she again and some man tries to open the wine by pressing a bottle between his legs.

PS: Now the question is: it’s a new bottle or it’s stuck in the bottle I opened.

See comments on the PM website.
“I have a crazy dream of making a monstrous-size aircraft with a cargo capacity of somewhere 50 thousand tons, so that the army can be transported, for example if the Chinese think to block the transit in case of war. Selling it to the Chinese. Because our army has no money :)