How does science work?
The science of a healthy person works as follows:
Science does not tell us the truth, science builds an approximate model of the world that is as similar as possible to what we can observe, and which allows us to predict certain phenomena as well as possible.
A non-replicable phenomenon is a consequence of the imperfection of the scientific theory, and/or unknown side factors that influenced the experiment.
Fact (by definition) is recognized some empirical knowledge, which is unambiguous and verifiable (i.e. allowing it to be verified). The fact is not synonymous with the truth, but, when proven, it is usually not questioned.
The criterion of scientific knowledge (hypothesis, opinion), which is the criterion of falsification, is as follows: such and only such a statement is recognized as scientific, for which it is possible to formulate an experiment that refutes it.
For example, if we assume that the Flying Pasta Monster brutally punishes anyone who disregards spaghetti, then even after the experimentator has publicly dealt with the need for spaghetti, but nothing will happen to him, it cannot be said with certainty that the cruel punishment is not something we cannot know about, or that the Flying Pasta Monster did not make this time an exception to hide from us his presence. Thus, a respectful attitude toward spaghetti is a matter of conscience for every reasonable person, but not science.

XXX: Take the cat.
Yyy: There is a cat
We need more cats :)
yyy: Sometimes it seems to be better than less cats) Especially when he writes in the corner and scratches under the door)
xxx: you need to put the cat zig-zag
You need more gold.)

I dreamed of cryptos today.
yyy: it’s kind of "maaam, namene me a cottage"?))
XXX: Not at all
yyy: or "maaham, decrypt me the cottage"?
XXX: Hernias of the type of a microwave. You put the food there and put the flash with the key. Food turns into uneatable powder.
The same food comes in the opposite direction.
XXX: This is a fuck.
yyy: Then came the virus, you decrypt your favorite cake - and there is a plate of fresh shit.
xxx: and there is a sticker with a bitcoin address
yyy: Throw off the bitcoins, and the shit is still the shit

I live in the suburb of Moscow in one small but quite famous in narrow circles of science.
Recently, for the first time in my life, I had to hear in response to the name of my city: "Now. As it turned out, this was said by a man who moved to Moscow a few years ago from Kazakhstan.

I remembered William our Shakespeare because after watching Romeo and Juliet in the Globe theatre, I thought about similar things. Shakespeare, the wretch, was perfectly able to combine all this high and low correctly. First there on the stage are Benvolio, Mercucio and the servants, a bunch of wickedness, jokes around the belt, and then the further the higher. And then I thought that it was necessary - figuratively speaking, not to look for the spectator high somewhere there, above his head, but first to grab the living in the eggs, and from there to pull through the intestines and ribs up. Therefore, those classical productions where all the “low” is cleaned up, chopped out or weakened become boring, and those where in favor of the viewer they throw away the “high sense” are meaningless.

Everything you need to know about my aunt: we have "so" tea at home and "oh, this is real" tea. The difference is that the first is cheap, and the second is poured for convenience in a straw from under the expensive the same cheapest tea.

Terrible memory from childhood: New Year's tree in the 1st layer factory, the children (including me) are called Santa Claus, and here in the hall there is a frightener, a mosquito and a canned bank and declares "I am ROPEPEPOZ!" I remembered all my life...

A girl wants to fuck - well, fuck, she'll tell the guy about it directly! It will be much easier for everyone. Why complicate life?

A girl who directly says she wants to fuck makes life difficult for herself. This is done in our society.

She defended Juliet so much for his foolishness when he appeared to her last night that she now trembled of fear: and suddenly he will not come today?
Stendhal "Red and Black"
All the female psychology in one phrase, I think.

It seems that we have begun to forget the honest sailor Abraham Grey.

My daughter burned today.
I sit back to the refrigerator, she asks the adjika to get.
I get up lazy, turned away, looked, did not see, - not there - I say.

She did not let go, approached, stumbled and announced with a ringing child's voice, "Daddy! Why do you say there are no adjectives? She is! You just covered her with your eggs!

I looked at the squeezed broke parents, did not eat and added, for every case, - well these. The beetles!

Oh, start to understand non-verbal signals and then get a response: What did you think? I just got stuck, that’s obvious! How dare you, I am not! Oh, who are you at all, fucking foolish to think about sex with ME!!11!" A good advice, yes

I don't understand - you get every "non-verbal signal" from the pants right away? You think that the girl "does not mind" - put her hand on her shoulder, cheer on the elbow or something else that brings together, but not intimate yet. It pushes back the hand – everything, it’s real "not that", at least for you. Don’t push back – take your hand or something, and keep watching. Even when it comes to kissing, it’s not the fact that you’ll be given it today. Per there is a hole in it today, for example. Thus e. until you are naked in bed, be ready to stop and postpone sex until the next time, and everything will be normal. And in bed you should not throw on a girlfriend like a ragged rhino - you will banally hurt her, and it will also be rape.

The most exciting phrase that can be heard in science is the phrase announcing new discoveries – not “Eureka!” but “This is funny.”

I live next to the station. The Google cards on the smartphone are always suggesting to leave this place.

Twilightsparkle: Oh, I also once showed the saleswoman that not all comics are for children, and since then in that store have disappeared from the shelves of manga and comics.

Van-ay: In this bookweather, then a distant dark corner was allocated for manga and comics, I came there then as a vampire, to stand, to watch the novels. Everyone in the store looked at me like a bitch.

Solid T: Taste your superiority over those nearby – come as a vampire, be proud as a vampire and despise miserable people. If you look at them, you may think that they don’t catch up with anything :D

Hello to the Bordeaux! Didn't let the rabbit pass where it was possible, defended their right to lie down to sunbath on the trail? Congratulations to! Is that what makes you different from that man?

She is different in that he was tempted by someone else’s law (he did what he couldn’t do, and at the same time he looked at the passers on the sidewalk), and she used her right (she did what she could do, because the sidewalk was for passers). He would behave modestly, would drive quietly with apologies, without forcing people to jump back, no one would block his way. And it is necessary to teach the strikers, because today he is just whispering, and tomorrow he will ride on a trottoar on someone who will not have time to jump back. A "borsun" here you are defending the "right to travel wherever you can (read - physically possible) in violation of all the rules". When you have a small thing pulled out of your pocket, because it is possible, I hope you won't get hindered, he's naaaado, and you don't have the last.

How does science work?

by a scientific method. Observation -> generalization -> pattern -> hypothesis -> theory -> prediction -> experiment and further on, ghm, the dialectical spiral.

>How does this look for the average population?

Some strange people go to the lab, sit in libraries and ride conferences, and then rush - and in the sale appear non-surpassing bulbs, which consume 10 times less electricity. Or fresh strawberries in January.

How to distinguish, science or not?

You can distinguish a scholar from a charlatan, for it is said in the Scripture: by their fruits you will know them.

How to distinguish:
>scientific opinion of scientific authority
> not a scientific opinion of scientific authority
Scientific opinion not scientific authority
> not scientific opinion not scientific authority
and gt;

And why? The authority of opinion in science has not played a decisive role since the time of Galileo.

How do we distinguish fact from interpretation?

Fact is what is observed directly. If a cat is on the tail, she will scream. Interpretation is indirect. If the cat gets on the tail, it hurts.

What about the non-replicable phenomena?

It is difficult with them, because the standard scientific method is not suitable. In all its stages.

# imprints

I am not a traitor, I am just studying.

XXX is cool. You said that the embian is most of the soundtracks of games. Now I feel like I’m in the game.
yyy‎: Yes, in general most people are NPCs. They walk their entire lives on predetermined routes, doing the same quests every day.

Near the house opened a new sports complex - swimming pool, sauna, fitness, massage cabinet. First trial visit is free!



I think it would be very pleasant to go here, I think it would be comfortable. I leave the application.



Good morning, you are worried about the fitness club “Bla Bla Bla”. You have submitted a request for a free visit.

Yes, it is all right.

Have you been to our club?

You opened up for the third day.

Call your fi.

(I call it)

You are not in the base.

Let us think together. Maybe it’s because I’m not a visitor to your club.

Do you want to come to us?

- I really want to, so you have your application on the mail, and you call me on this application.

Well, now we will fill out a small questionnaire and I will be waiting for you for a guest visit.

(He asks me a few questions and I answer him.)

It is great, thanks! When would you be comfortable visiting us?

Give me that number.

I recorded, I’ll wait for you!

A free visit? Can money not be taken with you?

Yes, it is completely free!

Okay, until we meet.



I go to the club, I go to the reception.

I am on a trial visit.

What is the name of your manager?

In my heart, I don’t remember.

and accurate.

Is a printed invitation not enough?

No, remember the name.

(I go to the mail, look for the signature, look for the name).

If you are sick, another manager will take you.



I go to the manager, I sign a contract for a free trial visit.

Now go to the doctor for a certificate, the cost is 200 rubles.

On the phone, the girl told me nothing about the certificate.

Oh yeah right? It should have been.

I have talks, will you listen?

No, but we do not leave without a certificate.

About swimming pool, fitness, fitness club, subscription, long-range

Fuck you in shit. I go to the doctor, in 15 seconds my wrists and ankles are examined, a seal is placed. I go to the dressing room and see a miracle - closets without locks, without code, without nichu. Only the cushions under the castle are made.



Huge, his mother, the wardrobe, and there is no lock on any closet. I go to reception.

How do I close the closet?

You should have brought the castle with you.

What to fuck? What a castle? And the swimming pool and two trainers I did not have to bring with me under the mouse?

The manager should have warned you.

About swimming pool, fitness, fitness club, subscription, long-range

No warning, the conversation is recorded. I’ll deal with you after I swim, and now what to do with the closet?

The rental fee is 200 rubles for 1 day.

About swimming pool, fitness, fitness club, subscription, long-range

Give me your fucking lock.



The pool relaxed a little, the anger let go. I dress up, collect things, go out to the reception.



- I want to leave a complaint on your manager, who swung his tongue into his ass and did not talk about the necessary spending of money.

We have just opened, we have no complaint book yet.



It was fighting. Fuck you, the pool for 400 rubles although ugly in the shower, but not bad. I’ll come back to you again, I’ll vote for Ruby.



A couple of days. The call:

This is the Bla-Bla. Were you on a guest visit?

Aaa, it is you. Yes, and I will not come to you again.

And what happened?

Why didn’t you tell me that the lock of the closet should be taken with you? Why didn’t you say you needed a certificate? Why do I find out about spending money on a free visit when I come to you, not in advance?

I told you!

I have conversations written. I can let you listen to the record, so that 400 rubles are deducted from your salary and returned to me.

Oh, that is all! Goodbye, I’m sorry you didn’t like it.



It is angry! Blaat, say you about those 400 rubles in advance - no problem at all! And as long as you keep us fools and put us in front of the fact, you will have empty rooms and unhappy customers, and endless complaints.