I watched the advertisement:
How to get a spring mood?? to
The answer is simple – go fuck!

Dictatorship is when a wolf rules a flock of lambs, democracy is
A herd of lambs tries to control wolves.

http://www.proza.ru/2007/04/26-73

Coins, especially copper, when raised from the ground, have such a green
and oxide. There are many ways to get rid of it, one of them is to cook it.
Coins in vaseline oil.

In the morning after the excavations, with a melting of rye, a two-day chestnut and azzky
With a glow in my eyes, I went to the pharmacy for the above oil. The feet, then
the many kilometers of march in the forest, hurt so that the walk reminds
wounded under a penguin’s tail.

I go to the pharmacy and stand in the line of two people. Five minutes later in
pharmacy falls teenagers in the amount of three pieces, clothes
glass shelf with condoms, fingers show, joke, jokes
Various themes are released. Of course, at this age.
Condomers are seen as funny, not as they are now. Suitable for mine.
In turn, I ask:

Is there vaseline oil?

The youth, hearing the victim for jokes, was alert.

Now, for a moment, I will see.

The pharmacist goes to the pharmacy.

The young people started shaking behind their backs. I hear... Vaseline... ha-ha...
Smelt... ha-ha... But not evil so, with humor, ha. From the Pharmacy
I hear the voice of the pharmacist:

There is! I will bring!

Teenagers don’t stop behind their backs – there’s... luck... and then no.
Vaseline... And here I feel, I am tired of their one-sided humor. ORA through all
The Pharmacy:

What is the oil in you?! to

In hundreds of bottles. How much do you?! to

I turn my faint and unbroken face to the instantly quiet youth,
I count them in every finger. and raise two,
Three...

The Three! Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.! to

The sound has not yet reached the pharmacy subsoil, but children, humiliating records
Negro runners, already rolling acki lice from the scapider, somewhere on
The neighboring street.

At the last concert, Petrosyan, desperate, rushed to chew the spectators.

My friend has been working in the DPS for 3 years. It means driving in a car, passing through the radar, flashing the headlights of some encounter. And when he left for a long distance before him, it still comes to mind that the car is official.

<CO>: What do you think – what design is needed to make the user go shocked? = = /
<BR>: Well it is simple
<BR>: The truth needs a flash
<CO>: The meaning of
<BR>: Well, there is quiet, quiet music playing on the site. And at a random time the full volume of e#li sounds, something of Black Metal style, turned on, and a bloody penis appeared on the entire screen. That would shock me...

The first broadcast on the radio. The dictator:
Good morning to all the inhabitants and guests of this planet..."

From the broadcast "Murder Night":
The subject of censorship

Which books would you censor?
Mathematics for Class 10
Leader: For what reason?
For the propaganda of sex.
The leader :?! to
Participant: She fucked my whole brain in 10th grade.

Who has the phone to call? I will pay.
I have, but don’t cry.

From the Netbook Forum

Fighting
such a problem. With Corephan I bet on the beer that the aspire one carrier I put off in the microwave for 30 seconds and he will not have anything. I put it, got it in 30 seconds - everything is okay at all. Now it is not on! There was no smell of smoke, no burning, no spark, noot at all as new. What could have burned?

I was on the metro yesterday morning. Pick time, everything is right. On Tula, the machinist, who is apparently rushed from above, asks by loud communication: “Dear passengers, make the landing and landing faster, do not delay the departure of the train, do not prevent the closure of the doors!” And of course, when the doors were closed, someone managed to prevent them unintentionally. To which the machiner with a voice full of outrage and annoyance, almost tears, said: "Well, I was asking..."

I work in English. The language.
I had such a pressonage that I wrote in -about myself- when entering the university the following:
"My name is Gleb. I am a table. I live in the forest."

xxx: Linux console proved intuitive and simple
XXX: OO
Be careful, the beard and sweater will soon start to grow.

Choose the name of the child:

The Wife:
Stéphane
The Wife:
is beautiful?
I am :
No is
Wife
and clear. I remove you from the committee.

One gay couple - two free girls)))

XXX: What happened to the serpent? He is sad and does not want to talk.
Yyy: We fought :' (
xxxx... for what reason?
YYY: I had a tough day, I was very tired. At night he started to squeeze, I’m sweet to him, my head hurts...". He immediately- “OK, good night” and turned away. I was a little surprised, asking if I was offended. No, he says, tired today, I want to sleep... In the end, I found out that even if he doesn’t want sex – he still always sticks to me – typically as it is – the girl is unhappy. I don’t care if I’m a girl:'(
XXX is...
That is, when you don’t want sex you lie that you have a headache. And when he doesn’t want sex, he doesn’t show sight. Were you offended by that?
YYY: Yeah... I don’t like him at all.)
xxx: yeah, you remember the silk with me the first time we ate and we got into the debris. How you brought him home asleep, took a walk, and when he did not remember anything, I fooled him that I pulled him to you and dropped him and forbade me to tell. I called you the most adequate of the present-day representatives of the fair sex.
YYYY: Well
You just proved that all the girls are idiots.

Always hope for the best! Even if the maid is already in the hallway...

My friend decided to buy a used car.
He found a suitable ad, went to the address, asked the hostess.
to pass. Sitting in the car, the hostess is next to me. Hearing a stranger.
The noise.
What is it? He asks.
“Yes, it’s nonsense,” replied the hostess, “just make the radio louder.

Report on “Fighting Corruption”
Now every official is obliged to present not only what lies in the
In the left pocket of his pants, but also in the right! Many will think, but he can.
Just put a bribe in your jacket pocket... Yes, maybe! But you agree,
This is a big step in the fight against corruption. and :)

My mom tells me about my happy childhood. I started reading early (at three years old) and literally became a fan of books from the series like “I’ll Know the World.” And here comes the four-year-old carapuz into the kitchen and asks: "Mommy! Do you know how the home stove is made?"
Go to Julie:
It is ?
Nutty: Guess, this is not the end yet. Three hours later I returned with an A4 sheet on which the domain oven was accumulated and all its parts >____< signed.
Nutty: We still keep it. As a relic.