A time of morale...

I went to the supermarket today, I see this situation:
There are two sellers of the same supermarket one covers from the guard standing next to the other wipes in the pocket the rye and then departs from the guard for a couple of meters and shouts: Hadshot!!! He throws a sling in the face of the guard.

I was in Aachen.

If you stole a wallet or confectionery, shouted the grandmother in the tram, beat the hopes - DO NOT write about it on the tower, this is the most suitable resource for this, and all the above-mentioned personalities read it, seriously.

Everyone saw inscriptions under the windows of residential houses like “Lena, I love you!” or “Ola, Birthday!” We have under the windows of the institute on the asphalt with healthy letters written: "Tanya, forgive me, you are not fat!".

If children are raised by the method of knot and strawberries, they will grow fat and fat.
The Blacks.

The Conchita.

The transfer from Israel to the United States was given to the IceCorn family without problems. The chapter
his family went to the position of engineer-technologist, his wife
She is also a nurse and is not worried about her job. Especially that
Former Igor Lidkin's boss for two years as he lived in Portland and
Worked in the same factory. English was pulled, the apartment was handed over and forward.
The only stumbling and headache is how there will be children. children
There were three. The older Sasha 9, the middle Alenka - 5 and the main -
2 year old Adele. Of course, at first they thought there were saddles, but
The former boss immediately gave the idea: take a babysitter, with accommodation. and
Cheaper and more comfortable. Where to take? Any Mexican girl.
Just pleased. There was also experience - the boss himself had lived in the house for six months.
A Puerto Rican woman with a beautiful name, Michelle.
The glaciers thought, threw and decided to try. Especially when found
The candidate is the younger sister of Michelle. The girl was immediately
Conchita, although she also had the name: Anna Maria or Conchita.
Something of this kind.
All the advantages of such an arrangement of ice sheets felt in full as they came out
to work. Conchita woke up in the morning, gathered the children, sent the elder to the house.
I went to school and took the middle school for half a day in the kindergarten. She stayed at the youngest house.
And before lunch I had time to clean up, cook a couple of fire-breathing dishes,
meet the oldest of the school and even wash. He hurried quickly,
skillfully and with the song - as it turned out later, she was at home from 8 years old
I took care of a bunch of brothers and sisters. Is it only three after that?
Coming from work, Lucy did not think of anything, she got a clean apartment,
Children and lunch. Moreover, if one of the spouses
stay at work, or someone of the children suddenly got sick - always at hand
It was Conchita. If you go somewhere in the evening, no problem.
Of course, I had to remove a larger house and bills and food... but in general and
Overall, Lyndon was extremely pleased. In the beginning, the love was
A young and beautiful Latin American woman in the house, but it passed quickly.
Conchita behaved modestly, not demanding almost anything on Sundays.
I went to church or met with friends.
Conchita spoke terribly in English. The language was not given to him.
Moreover, Lidkin’s home spoke in a mixture of Russian and Hebrew.
themselves and with children.
The older children spoke Hebrew with each other, and Conchita spoke to everyone.
In the Spanish.
Adele first spoke Spanish. Ivory has heard everybody.
As a boy, Conchita ran a ballad with him in Lorki's language, and Alex ran with him.
Alina is overwhelmed. In the process, it was revealed that it was only
The flowers. Alex talked to her at school.
Latin American Koreans exclusively in Spanish, and Alinka loves
Sit down and watch some tearful series with Conchita.
But the main event happened just before Christmas. In the evening, going out
In the kitchen, the head of the Lidkin family witnessed a dispute between Alex and
Alina, whom the children taught in Hebrew. Suddenly in controversy quiet but firm
Conchita has entered. It took Igor a few minutes to realize that Conchita
He speaks... in Hebrew... In a fugitive, not bad Hebrew, with a characteristic
The Spanish accent.
Hebrew is generally a fairly simple language, easy to learn, like Spanish.
It is not wise that close international cooperation has yielded its fruits.
So they live, the Russian-Jewish American family.
“Hola, Conchita!” - screams was from the threshold engineer Lidkin.
“Tas?”
- "A col converser" - Conchita responds by ringing - "ma shlomha"?
The only thing Conchita sincerely wondered about was why.
Her name is Conchita.? to

Old shoes will last longer if you don’t buy new ones.

Mrack: And you knew that when Aristotle came up with logic, he joyfully arranged a feast and ordered 100 sheep to be slaughtered. Since then, sheep don’t like logic.
Vozhd: They seem to be drunk there and have also killed a bunch of babies.

It is just like a drug, first you read a little and you start to like it, then you read more, and you sit down specifically, and over time the pleasure becomes not so common, but it is no longer possible to get off the tower.

I know a girl who is a bit upset. She recently asked me:"and what is the glass here? In the phrase ' the time has expired' " ))))

No one can be called a fool, it is unpolitical.
Representative of the intellectual majority.

I arranged the admin in one office here, before this I was told that from the past admin smelled a lot and so everyone wrote to him in the aska and by mail, and he was not answering and here I sit at his table and I really smell, started to forge and found his old socks, and on the desk a note:"do not throw them out, or these shit users will eat you alive"this work I already like :D....

Artjom: On my table are 70 hryvnia lying and rapidly devalued.
That is such a drama.

Requested
Oh my goddess!
Do, please, so that the Ohuenny Economic Crisis abolishes, that all these brother-in-law managers and analysts go back to the boulevards to drink cheap beer, that all kinds of stock exchanges fall into their Kislodritshchensky and Učkekeny, because they have nothing to pay for housing. To Successful Entrepreneurs again become chestnuts, and Columnists of glamorous publications - street minions. Goddess, please do so that this fucking pork world of insects that thought of themselves collapses.
Because of this, I’ve been hungry for six months.
Well please.

An acquaintance came, upset, like crying in a jersey.
I ask what happened?
I quarreled with a guy and he sent me to the cock.
How is it? And who told you that "the fuck" is here?

From the questionnaire of a blonde acquaintance Vkontakte:
ICQ: very smart

by Yuki@:
The little
by Yuki@:
My sickness
Cyclone is:
Yes to?
by Yuki@:
Your girl is leaving.
Cyclone is:
Goodbye to the sun.
by Yuki@:
Keep the crab, fucking

In the news on the telecast saw:
In Khabarovsk, a foreigner (kamri) at the crossroads almost struck down pensioners, grandmother and grandfather, going to the green light. Their indignation had no limits, and they first struck the car with avocado, then pulled out the gentle driver, and began to mutilate him. Scared drivers even called the DPS to give up and leave the pensioners alive.
Plus for the support of grandpa hardening and the extermination of hamsteries on the roads!

Do not mistakenly understand, among the Aitishnihs there are many normal, adequate people who are able to do wonders and at the same time do not exaggerate over the curved hands and brains of laminated users, as well as the trouble of the old hardening users, who seal the disc in the systemic screen with a scotch, on the order of the Great Systemist. Mikhailic, if you read - respect you and apologize, I could not do anything then.
To all the ‘true Aitishnecs’ who consider themselves to be super-cybergenics, too busy and burdened, or simply ‘good free uncles’ who are permitted to glimpse over ‘criminal’ users:
1st I have already fired three such "geniuses", exhausting schoolchildren, you can not even humanely press a twisted couple. Where you are taught the current of such, Zam General, you have to wrap your sleeves, on the weekend to lift the network with the incoming system manager.
2nd What is "Free" Is it early to get a nose? For the s/p that you are paid, such “geniuses” should be at work without laying hands, and not in Contra from morning to evening at work.
Three And in general - take an example from the "old" system engineers, not the pants, and the "old" women, not the bull for the aunt of the sovedepovsky hardening, and the instructions to print again.
P.S Mikhalych, if you read - knock on the aska, Semenov has already torn all the hair on his ass, expresses the desire to return you, the conditions - we will discuss.
Beer, beer and sweater!

For [s]writers [s] who invent the quotations:
The man lost his ankle, began to be afraid of complicated proposals. I wanted a simpler phrase. After simple phrases came simple thoughts.
Then he lost his crying sign and began to speak quietly, with one intonation. Nothing pleased him or annoyed him, he treated everything without emotions.
Then he lost his question mark and stopped asking questions. No events caused his curiosity, wherever they occurred – in space, on Earth, or even in his own apartment.
A few years later, he lost his duality and stopped explaining his actions to people.
For the rest of his life, he had only left his cows. He did not express any of his own ideas, he quoted someone all the time - so he learned to think and reached the point.
Beware of signs!

"On the Benefits of Signs of Interruption". by A. Kanevsky

by sm.marketgid.com
In Berlin, a treaty was found that Adolf Hitler had concluded with... Satan. The contract was signed on 30 April 1932 by both sides. Hitler’s political will.
According to him, the devil gives Hitler virtually unlimited power on the condition that he will use it to evil. In exchange, the Führer promised to give his soul in exactly 13 years.
Four independent experts studied the document and agreed that Hitler's signature was truly authentic, characteristic of documents signed by him in the 30-40s.
According to Portal Credo, the devil's signature also coincides with the one that stands on other similar treaties with the lord of hell. Such documents are well known to historians.