Fuck, that’s why you’re called Inna...so that’s why you’re offended by "Natasha".

Comments for the book "How to live 105 years"

1) does not act

Any form in the army size one is not yours.

The Real Case at IKEA
to the box comes a man (H), with a truck well just overwhelmed with goods,
The girl cashier(k) starts it all through, then the dialogue
Girl, why are you so quiet?
Q. What is the case?
I bought so many goods here.
Thanks for the purchase.
Girl, you don’t understand, I bought so much from you here, and you are here.
You have to do everything for me.
(girl, the end of the working day is already tired) D - you are about what and what actually
Do you want?
H - burn up - yeah you ought to suck me out here
We have a self-service shop.

The newspaper kiosk.
The Great Colonel:
“Izvestia” and the Jewish newspaper.
Kiosk, serving newspapers and rising out of the window:
Are you... of us?
No, I am not yours.
Why are you interested in Jewish media?
I wipe her ass.
Let me ask you, how long have you been doing this?
Six months, what’s the difference?
I would like to give you some advice if you continue to do so for a while.
If you do, your ass will soon become smarter than your head.

XXX is
You left my hat.
YYYY
I have already made a foil.

What a bad ad of the Ukrainian operator Life. A crowd of fools rolls a giant coin, the fools resort to red and scrape it in half. Everyone is glad. The idiots! How will you follow her?? to

Alena (09:44:12 17/03/2009)
Sberbank, mail and clinic are ADA branches on Earth

Alena (09:44:22 17/03/2009)
I was convinced yesterday.

Questions for the Veterinary Department:
The dog spoke, what to do?
- crushed nuts on a turtle, how to scrub the armor?

From the Auto Forum:

He set a tram call to his classic. And although I put it three or four months ago, I will honestly say - I haven't played until now... You sit in the crowd in the traffic jams on the road, you get stuck, and then you turn your head together with everyone - What was it?? to

KaZZZ-ko: I changed the name of the cat
Erica is out?
KaZZZ-ko: he stumbled from the window
Erica: O live though?
KaZZZ-ko: Yeah, he’s going to be alive... but now he’s called Server ^^
After about half an hour ----
KaZZZ-ko to fuck!! to
KaZZZ-ko: called from work - the server fell
Erica: second in a day :)))
KaZZZ-ko is? to
KaZZZ-ko is fuck!! to

I go to the metro on the transit. There is a cell phone nearby. He is:
and yes! Yes, I called you, Vladimir Ilyich! There is a conversation... no You do not get up... I will come down to you...
I became uncomfortable.

Do you bite your conscience? Remove her teeth, let her gently squeeze.and c)
Will you be my conscience?

I went home by bus. This is probably my most original trip. I approach the stop: LIAZ stands, in the cabin it is dark, but on the street and no signs of life, and only the narrow front door is opened. A man stands next to me, I approach and ask: does this thing go at all?
He replied, “Yes, he is going.
I mean, I’ll get on the bus, it’s still dark. I start watching, I see people sitting and silent, fucking.
The impression that I am in the dark layer of edak in the second
But the culmination was the following: I first decided to pay for the trip, in this silence I approach the conductor aunt, she did not react to me and I could not come up with anything smarter, how to ask: Sorry, you are a conductor?
The end was when she said to me, “Well, what?
I did not expect such a response and therefore under the quiet laughter of some girl sat down and began to reflect on what was experienced in the darkness.

XXX is:
We are making slogans...

and Chernobyl. Changing People"

I offer quotes about "House-2" to write on the website of Home-2. And then read to them the comments of the participants of this fucking house. I think it will be more funny.
to support?

SIFON (14:30:03 16/03/2009)
Would you like me to tell you a joke about the lily? The radiant is burning.)

SIFON (14:31:21 16/03/2009)
In general, I go through the territory of the magic university, I have a penalty of 5 gold. He accidentally broke the book. A guard runs, and grit, like give a grandmother, or go to jail. There was no money, in prison, the skils are cut. I refuse to. He is attacking me. The magicians of the guild are coming in for me. And a crowd of ten men strikes the guard.
Then I quietly leave, sleep in the universe, swallow magic, go out, and watch the picture. Two guards rush to the magician and begin to stir him up.
He despairingly rejects, rejects, challenges all sorts of demons,
Then he stumbled upon the invisibility and quietly dropped the spell from there. I stand quietly and watch.
Mint, when the magician was crushed, one with the sword grabbed each other, the other was offended and wounded "Pay with your blood" to your combat companion.
Then he lifts up the sword and begins to lick his partner. I am already quietly slipping under the table of rust.
In the end, one mouth kissed the other. Then he leaned to the body and blasted "what horror. The murder" He dropped a sword in his knife and went on to patrol the streets.

When you realize that what happens is worse, it becomes very scary.

I didn’t even know in which category to send these stories are real.
The events from the doctoral life, but each sounds like a joke. Translated with
The English.

1st A man rushes into the hospital room shouting:
My wife is going to give birth in a taxi!! to
I, a doctor on duty, grab my suitcase, run out to the street, open up.
The door of a taxi standing at the threshold, I knock the woman sitting there, the shirt, and
I quickly start pulling out her shorts to check the diameter of the disclosure.
the mother. The woman desperately resists and matures. A bit stunned
With her behavior, I retreat, and suddenly I notice that she is not pregnant. and u
There are several taxis at the hospital.

2nd First a small linguistic comment. Infarct is a
English corresponds to heart attack, and fart is a big puck (or bzdon,
Perry and so on. D is. Now the history.
One day I had to report bad news to a woman waiting in the hallway.
Your husband died of a massive heart attack.
Ten minutes later, I heard her talk on the phone.
With one of his relatives:
- Imagine my husband died from a massive internal properdon!
And she broke up.

Three Two weeks later, the patient came to me for a check-up.
Did the medicine help you? I asked.
You know, doctor, with one of the medicines you prescribed to me.
A problem arose.
With whom of?
With a plaster.
What is the problem?
In the instructions it is written to paste a new patch every 6 hours. But I
I no longer know where to put it.
With a heartbreak, I asked him to take off his shirt. It is – all of him.
The body was covered with patches!
The instructions said: Remove the previous patch before
Setting up a new...

Continuation is...

My wife is very good at cooking, and her head never hurts.
She loves to watch football with me, and to fish.
– You, with the Pidorasses, are not like people!
by Andrew (c)