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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15503
 30.03.2009
In fact, the light sword of Master Yoda is a uranium rupture.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №15502
 30.03.2009
My husband was always sorry to wear a shirt. He pulled a memoir out of the closet and, like a fool, went to work in it. And I am ashamed of people... Yesterday I spent half a day and licked all 20 shirts. He is now standing in front of the hangers and doesn’t know what to do. The Poor. The program failed :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15501
 30.03.2009
It looks like the forecast: “It will be worse!“He was optimistic.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15500
 30.03.2009
Not my...

The Revenge

The Advertisement.
There is a possibility within the capital and the region to approach any (except
place on the elevator, break the side glass of the ordered
You car and pour into the salon through the pipe 200 liters of dirt pumped from
and channeling.
All work 2-3 minutes (already verified). The cost is $1500.
R. S. After that, the car is no longer subject to repair.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №15499
 30.03.2009
Teaching a wife to buy everything in a row is not difficult. Try washing with her.
Every purchase of her.
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15498
 30.03.2009
Uzer
A cat is such a comfortable and not covetous animal.

Viteg
And that she?

Uzer
So she broke a bottle of water.

Uzer
And you don’t even have to take the cloth and wipe it straight.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15497
 30.03.2009
XXX How is it?
I sit at home, I am sick.
Eat the limonade.
xxx there
xxx with honey, with tea
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I have hemorrhoids :(

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15496
 30.03.2009
Everyone who celebrates Earth Hour!
Save the air as well.
Do not breathe all this time.
The earth will be much easier.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15495
 30.03.2009
From the book about Harry Potter:"the magic rod may not be more than that. What the owner is capable of. Just some magicians love to boast that their magic stick is longer and better than others.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15494
 30.03.2009
It’s time to throw that shit!
And Anton?? to
and smoke!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №15493
 30.03.2009
A friend found a phone, and not cheap.
The Phone Book:
House 1
House 2
House 3
House 4
House 5
Churca
Lenka Ibana
The baby!!! to
The sentimentalism, the m...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15492
 29.03.2009
XXX: My friend told me
He has two children, son 13 daughter 3, equipped the younger in the kindergarten to go
xxx: in one pocket a knife, in the other cards.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15491
 29.03.2009
I read the rules of service in hotels, such as love motels

2nd When booking, the guest calls his name, nickname, party nickname or chased.

5 is Settlement is made only on a passport or driver's license. Service certificates, parliamentary badges, student, hunting and travel tickets do not suit us.

7 is In the interests of the best half of humanity, the minimum stay time in our hotels is set - three hours.

XD is

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15490
 29.03.2009
I know a young man here a few days ago, apparently experiencing strong feelings for me and not being able to contain them anymore, dropped hysteria with clarifying the relationship.
was in shock. I felt like a man.

How do you tolerate us? O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15489
 29.03.2009
SERG: The government does not support a good half of the population.
What about the evil...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15488
 29.03.2009
He seems to be a zoophile.
They are the ones who are dogs and cats!
Oh yeah yeah yes.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15487
 29.03.2009
If I hit you by the nipple, will you get an orgasm?
If I put a pen in your ass, will you fly?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15486
 29.03.2009
I go out of the trunk and I see one emoticon gently say heats up with a stick of some hippocide and that it is negotiating with him. I pass by, nevertheless do not pass... I do not regret... I hear the dialogue:
E: I will kill you, and you will follow me after death and I will be the most miserable.

How terrible it is to live...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №15485
 29.03.2009
But never in my life I thought I would get so...
returned from Moscow and decided to go into a sex shop (woman has long been sitting on her ears that she wants to do something like that) bought a super mega popper vibrator which rotates in seven planes and does something more... and on the way I remember that I need to go to the city administration of N which is famous for its mega suspicious guards....
I go in and put a black and not enlightening bag (who bought in the sex shop saw) next to me on the floor. And I send the paperboard in the window so that it can be registered and sent to somewhere.
Suddenly I realize that my hands are strangely behind my back as wings are folded, and the floor is very fast approaching my face.
At the same time, the second guard of all his stupidity falls on a bag that suspiciously moves away from me.
To say that I was a red caddy pulled into the world a 20 cm long monster means not to say anything...
Thank you to the guard who was humorous and promised to keep silent... I’m waiting for a story about a fool who tried to blow up the administration with a vibrator.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15484
 29.03.2009
She: Hi what do you do?
He: Let me cook and punish Sima, putting her in the refrigerator in the vegetable compartment.
She: Fuck you went crazy you are generally at least sometimes your head thinks that you are making it dirty tomatoes, and then how to cook from these products?? to
He:... don’t be afraid of her in the package)))
She: It is OK.

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