xxx: "Italian court allowed to masturbate in public places".
To see Rome and to rejoice.

Is Mongolia a part of the world?
BBB: No, Mongolia is part of the Asian darkness!

With Hicks:
xxx: I had two dozen years ago the 286th was the Hyundai brand. At that time I didn’t know that in 15 years I would buy a car of this brand ;)
yyy: And I had a Mitsubishi corporation coat three decades ago :-) But the car is Chevrolet :-(
Zzz: And I had a Mercedes baseball in the nineties. And indeed, sometimes you have to ride the castle on buses of this brand.

The meaningless laughter of stress

Boy, you are not alone. With me the same stuff - when stressed, I start roasting idiotically in the first seconds. This is a nervous organization. And you won’t explain it to anyone, yes.

“We will remember.” The NASA spacecraft burned up in the atmosphere of Saturn in the final of its 13-year mission.

Zzz: A small but bold car. by RIP.

Yyy: Very unfortunate (((( Twenty years... half a conscious life... I remember when Cassini launched in 1997, I was just beginning to seriously master the internet and went to the NASA website.

Xxx: Yes, they had already launched distant satellites when our brother and sister shared gardens and basars.

GT, "Cultivating artificial intelligence on the example of a simple game"
XX: Finally, I did the same thing with the game of the cross.
xxx: There were ideas to do the same for the game of chess or go, but I didn’t have enough time for it.
Yyy: As Norbert Weiner wrote, a person can be transmitted by telegraph, but at the moment the technical difficulties seem insurmountable.

Scientists have talked about the terrible harm of daily consumption of the same food.

Again, you gave me that straw! I can’t eat it every day, damn it. and c)

The Child Grows Supercultural
I made very ugly iron candy today.
The child tried, and before spitting said:
- Mom, I don't like these candy, I can't eat them, I'm sick of them, can I spit out?
splashed
“Mommy, don’t worry, you cook so delicious, just everyone has different tastes.

And when in porn the actress greedy swallows a twenty-five-centimeter penis on the eggs and stands out of pleasure, taking the same penis without lubrication into the whitened anus, so it is "and why can't you so, something is wrong with you?"



In response, it is necessary to show romantic films - where the main character after a quarrel with the main character runs after her with flowers in her teeth (possibly to another continent), goes to the window of the tenth floor or there the plane stops at takeoff, on his knees confesses in love and further on the script. The same question.

There was once an article with photos of how a couple of American Rangers decided to go to the annual congress on foot, and that in a year they walked 2,000 kilometers. It is cool, right? And now the fitness tracker says that I have 2000 kilometers per year twisted in home-stop-work-dining-work-stop-shop-home mode. And the guys didn’t seem to get overwhelmed there. But no one publishes photos and articles with me. It is offensive...

xxx: In short, pasta on the plate boiled, there are still a couple of tomatoes and cucumbers, cut your own salad
WOW: Oh, good that they are cooked, or I am so lazy that otherwise I would bite them dry. I will not cut the salad. paragraph one.
There in the closet of the bank of canned fish stands, you can mix the pasta. Just go to the neighbor, let him open, you don’t have to bite the bench.

Kim Jong-un: We are not afraid of you. We really eat you.

This is not funny.
If we represent countries as people, then all nuclear powers are cynical, evil, ugly, selfish and physically well-developed guys (and the United States is generally a cat). They are sufficiently adequate. They have a gun, of course, but they prefer to solve their problems by giving pins and cracks. In extreme cases, if the enemy is strong and also has a gun - they can raise the floor of the jacket, showing the cobra. In a critical situation, they will get the trunk and show it, overturning the barracks... The USSR was a guy with a plus, but also not a weak and not a fool. He drove more frequently with the pistol, as the enemy was around, but he also preferred to teach life with his hands and feet.
And the DPRK is a completely shifted breath, whose home instead of mirrors - photographed photos of himself, and to maintain physical shape he periodically puzzles himself, because no one else is able. The maximum that he could do before was to put the foot on anyone who is not the strongest... And to leave everyone, because he thinks that not himself but everyone around him is abnormal.
And now this man has a rifle. And the likelihood that he will not suddenly start to squeeze in everything that moves is extremely small. And to squeeze him just like that - it will not work. One shot - and starts such a shooting that all will fall.
And you keep joking about the "degraded" America.

What idiot, who invented these names? To call a firearm Buratina - something that in this fiery hell the very first will burn and joyfully burn to the hell - is like to call handcuffs.

You won’t believe...

When the code is being globalized, I’m quietly solving problems with a stone face. This is why I am considered senseless.
How can they all explain that I just have a shock state more often, and I am dumb?

The future will come for everyone.

In a wave of general suffering over the beginning of the school year, I discussed the school years with a friend. Next with his words.
“My parents didn’t force me to go to school. Dad was only pleased. In the morning we woke up - the lopata, the villas, the cattle, the straw... Nothing, but not to sit at the lessons. Another day I did not go to school. The same scenario. On the third day, my father only opened his eyes, and I was already in the corridor with my wallet in my shoes. I loved to study.”

The officer taught his little son to make a shredder. He gave him money for boards and nails. The son gave the father a portion of the money and built nothing.

I was told one day that I was filmed in porn. The creator of this hearing allegedly once saw a video on the phone of some familiar brother of his friend, and in addition - was the most famous treble in the company, but this confused few - the hearing was transmitted with the words "no, he could not come up with any of this, so there was something."

And I approached everyone with a request to show me a video with me in the main role, wondering how I performed there.
I didn’t have sex for a year or a half at the time.

Thinking loudly
The word black in Russian is harmless, unlike the word nigger in English. But the word black in Russian can offend someone, unlike the English black. And here’s the Americans coming up and telling us: don’t speak black, speak black, be politically correct. That is, they urge us to use words that are considered offensive in our language, in our culture. It is unpolitically correct to us and to the Negro. Negroes have always been treated well.

Amaryllis: Why was it "heres" in Russian? Sherry is so much better.
Because drinks with a fortress of more than 12 degrees, the Russians drink more often from sorrow than from joy.