Oculist: Is something bothering you?
Friend: Yes, it’s getting worse
Oculist: Oh, what you say, vision can’t get worse.

All this happened in the military.

When admitted to universities, we do not take into account almost entirely the interest of the student, and people go where they can go. What comes out of this? That a person often studies at the university, so that then you can get better arranged, and not because he is interested in this industry of work. And leaves the university is not the master of his business, but the official. He will pass the exams, and all the assigned work will be done, but there will never be a highlight in his work, his work will never be a creative work.
and. .........
Somewhere in the late 1990s and early 1990s, a timid attempt was made to introduce such a thing in schools as "professional orientation." Analysis of the psychological characteristics of the high school student and issuing recommendations on the area of activity in which he will produce the maximum number of outcomes. But psychology is shit, every manager knows that, right? Well, what happened - in your quotation above...)))))

XXX: And I’ve made a TODO list for the next month!
XXX: And I have already cut out two points.
Keyten: It is now that you are pleased with this list. And in six months will be upset, although, it would seem, nothing has changed, and the list is still the same...

by Alejandro Jeditobe:
The Earthmen have just deceptively carried out an act of interplanetary ecological terrorism, throwing a dirty nuclear bomb in the form of the Cassini probe RITEG that has worked out directly on the cefalopods of the Saturnians who do not suspect anything.

Thus began the First Heliospheric War.

N@ta > Tell me the words that every woman wants to hear from you!
Mr. proud > I... all agreed...
N@ta > Oh yeah! You are the best!

From the Chinese to the Chinese.
1) the names are not translated (if it is very necessary, you write in a note), especially the names of famous personalities such as Sun Yat-sen or Mao Zedong
2) there are rules of transliteration in Russian (Palladium system may like or dislike, but it is an official transcription, allowing to unambiguously restore the Chinese original (without tones); it is preserved, even if the resulting words sound wild for natives of the Russian language (type "web"GCG);
You would not bother to learn it and learn already that Sergeevich is Seergayevayci, and not what you wrote.
3) There are established exceptions to the previous rule, in particular the province of Anhui, which in Russian will be Ankhou instead of Ankhou.
4) you are apparently beyond the textbook for the first semester did not advance if the propositions of 4-5 words you have

The slogan "web" is not in Chinese.

Our Ministry of Culture has cooperated with Orthodox activists, such as the Queen of Cersei with His Spirit, banned Tangeiser, Manson in Novosibirsk. Now Medinsky is fighting with activists because of Matilda. In the case of Cersei, she had to go naked through the Royal Harbour. Will we see the passage of Medinsky?

The cat was not hungry and apparently wanted to sleep. But a drunk woman came and he had to eat from a spoon.

I go from work. Winter and snow, well! A very old and unfamiliar grandmother.

My daughter, stand still!

I stumbled but stopped.

Do you know that your father is not your father?

I imagined for a second what would have happened to me at that moment if my mother hadn’t always been honest with me.

I know.

I thought you might not know...

And she went on.



Morality: Be honest with your children.

Dacha near Irkutsk and over us fly Su-30SM. Sometimes you can see the top pilot. The plane on the move rotates in a horizontal plane, I call the neighbor: Lohah, look at it rotating! He looks at me and says, “Sura!” He is drunk!! The airport is lost!! Looking around, looking for a place to fly!! to
I roasted a long time.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX You can pump the skill and kill through the walls step by step, but usually for such a banil...
Yyy: When a sound is heard through a concrete wall, it’s not normal.
Zzz: Tell it to the developers

I work in a photography studio, I photograph people for documents.Today a young man comes to me and says that in the military department they were told to bring 4 photos: 2 normal, and 2 with ribbons in the corner.
After my speech from the thoughtfulness of the personnel of the military committee, it slowly became clear that under the ribbons the young man still meant corners under the print. Thank you, you made my day.

[Reply to the entrance door]

Advantages: Imitation of doors
Disadvantages: The neighbor's cat broke

The commentary:
The door is not worth your money. I put it on a warm sarai. It was cold, and the neighbor's cat wanted warmth - the result: I curved the corner and now lives in my barracks.

A thought that doesn’t come out of your head for a long time may be looking for another way out.

In the holy 90s, one of my acquaintances, a master of athletics sports, the robber broke his hat and ran, and she ran after him.
I run, he says, I can catch him, but what to do with him - I don't know, so I just run.
One and a half miles later, he dropped his hat.
It lasted a long time, good.
I should have called him for training.

The Ukrainians blame Russia for all the problems. The Russians are America. The Belarusians are not blaming anyone. Sometimes it is hard to suffer - the potatoes must be digged!

Be careful with your hands.

>>> Then wonder "the relationship with him? He is -loch!" <<<

Cover the original post with a light cloth! We make passes with our hands! Assistants sexually put their legs forward! The OP! And suddenly from somewhere magically appears "he - loch", which in the initial post was not at all! It was just "sexual I am not attracted". Ura to! Magic in action!

In the morning, I am terribly dull, I get into communication poorly. Buying coffee, I quietly stretch the card. Barista: Do you have a card that is fluttered or applied?"I hang and start to watch a person like the most notorious gate, then quietly take a coffee, a card, a check, I leave.
But for the third day I laughed: flattering or flattering - that's the question!

Fischer skies - this is not the point of the switch
But the Ashisruck-ovskys are just that!! to

You’re joking about what Google is doing... I’m a copywriter and for me it’s almost a daily routine... Yes, I need information about constipation! Four times in an hour! From different sources! Google, humbly blinking the eyes: sorry, but your IP has seen suspicious activity... Will you not help poor robots in conquering the Earth, noting where on these pictures are road signs, and where are high-rise houses? You are so kind, lady.
Within an hour, the same again... All the bobs!