Here is this:
I have known my son as my father. Very comfortable! Wife: "Vaski, eat lunch!" The cat is also running.

- my friends called my daughter as my father - Vasilis )))) the effect is the same ))))

xxx> Can any experienced advise what other tests to pursue?
yyy> Check in your real tasks. Check the aptime - just don't turn off the computer for 5 days.
There is a serious obstacle to this yet - the assembly lies open on the table and causes increased interest in the cat.

I have a house in the suburb of Yekaterinburg. Very warm house. In winter, the heating boiler is turned on at 55 degrees and warm! In the summer, it is 45.

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A mosquito came to me. When he tried to bite me, I grabbed him. Then I thought he was just looking for food. I’ll go to the refrigerator and he’ll shake my neck.

You are there, okay?

The Spiderman:

Sssr1945: I dreamed here that I was a spider man. I struggle with some kind of fire monster, I try to extinguish it in every way, with cages, fire cars, and it all burns and burns.
I woke up from wanting to go to the toilet.
And then I understood how it had to be struck...

I am glad you didn’t start sleeping.

He refused to go as a guarantor on the loan to his wife's niece's apartment. All the relatives of my wife stopped talking to me, and her sister stopped going to us, like home, and they think they have done me very badly!

Ahahahahahah!

God, it turned out to be so simple!

Yesterday you were bullied.
WOW: How is it? How was it, just a bump?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You fell into a buchy and walked around the hut for half an hour, constantly whispering something unclear.

It is due to the fact that people ask him about the problem and then tell him about their similar:
This is not from selfishness, believe it, on the contrary, it is a form of sympathy, like a person has experienced a similar and can understand you. If you put on his sympathy, then you say that everything is fine, let others be jealous.

And where have you seen a man able to withstand a daily duty without a toilet? So what's the problem - I went to suck and smoked at the same time.

Well, hello, Mudilo, who procured half of the varieties... This smoke is especially beautiful in the NIH of carcinogenesis. An experiment, so to speak.

Numerous comments of Russian users to the news:
Who could have thought!
Well have to!
And I did not know...
Will it still be!
and etc.

To the news on the Rutreker forum "Roskomnadzor permanently blocked Rutreker in Russia".

A normal job is one that you don’t complain about.

Geektimes, discussion of headphones with bone conductivity

But for a bicycle, it is the perfect source of sound. You hear the music and the wind in your ears and the furor trying to kill you.
Do you listen to the wind in your ears? The headphones are our all!
Q: How often have you seen live (it’s important) cyclists in fur headphones?

Life is theatre. How did the clowns get!

I work in a taxi and one day I come for a request. A 25 year old Romanian man. He forced a conversation, said to sell the car wants to find a job. And they don't take anywhere, on the neck of six brothers and sisters, the sister is very sick, which is a problem with documents. Take him away safely. In a couple of days again application to the same address, I think again my problems will be told, or not. I have a female female who is 50 years old. We go.
The Gypsy:
Is it hard to work on a rental car?
Yes, this is my machine.
At the main job you get good money apparently, you appreciate the management.
Taxi is my main job, I don’t work anywhere any more, for more than 10 years.
Children in school or kindergarten? The Gypsies are not.
I have no children. You have seven children and your daughter is sick. The eldest son of Balbes is the same. He lost his documents, he doesn’t work anywhere, he sells his car and can’t sell it.
The rest of the road we walked in silence. The Zigeuner looked away, thinking of something about her...

You acted like a gentleman. Thank you for not falling.
Not for what.

Everyone complains about the weather, but no one wants to sacrifice a virginity to change it.
Yyy: Knowing comrades wrote that a witch and a cup of water were enough to work with the weather.
zzz: Wow, and then the flying houses fall on this witch... Waste! Where to find another witch?
YYY: Grow up in your collective, naturally!
There was a virgin in the house. Was it not the fall of a competing weather management company?

Today my husband bought me a bottle of white dry wine with the words:"Well you love it!". We have known him for over 15 years, we have a 9-year-old son. I have loved red half sweet all my life, which I have repeatedly sounded.

How do they do it?

I don't know why I regularly get ads of dating unmarried people.
I am alone, fucking unmarried.
What are unmarried grandmothers?
I don’t even fuck them.
Creating a club of interests?

My neighbor opened the home phone and allowed unfamiliar neighbors to enter, and they robbed the apartment at the entrance. They are probably very grateful to her.

The Stone Age has not yet ended, just before people made knives and tails from stone, and now microprocessors