We go to work with animals.
Do you call your colleagues so kindly?

Her tongue is like a shave.
XXX: Is it so sharp?
Wut: No, it’s whirling all the time.

of Fear

Night, the fourth hour, the thunder before the thunderstorm. At home no one except the cat, long tortured spread on the kitchen floor. I decide to go to bed - maybe I will still be able to fall asleep, tomorrow, probably today, to work. I get up and go to the balcony to close the windows. I stop at the open window and, hanging up with the upper part of my body on my shoulder, scattered looking down from the 9th floor... and here someone gently but pretty strongly pushes me in the shoulder forward. In horror, I get stuck with my cramped fingers into the frame, I sharply turn my head... and I see that it is from the weight of my body that the window began to shut itself, shit.

C to Habbah:

And it’s not just about refrigerators. Everything has become smart, from cars to cars. The castles are also on this list.

When will people be on this list?

From the textbook of A. Corman

So, if there are at least 23 people in a room, then with a probability of 1/2 some two of them were born on the same day. On Mars, where it consists of 669 Martian days, there must be at least 31 Martian in the room.

X-Men, just keep it in your head.

x: Now I go in the electric car SPB-49km, sellers walk pushing all kinds of goods, a aunt goes and sells anniversary coins, She stops an old grandfather, looking like 70 years old and asks - "and you have bitcoin?"

I turned out to go to the mail, I ask a question in one window, I explain everything in detail, she says "to you in the neighboring window." I go over and see behind the glass as she goes over too, we look at each other and she asks, “What’s the question you have,” with a look as if you haven’t seen each other a second ago. I had to repeat everything from the beginning. Bld, did it crumble during the transition or what is there, how do they work?

“The first blade is clean, the second is even cleaner.”

Mathematician: Either the first blade is NOT clean, or the second blade is not needed. Why shave what is clean?

Physicist: You are wrong. “Cleaning” means shaving more than 99% of the hair. After the first blade, part of the hair will remain, and after the third, all the hair will be cut.

Marketing: You are both wrong.

History: 15th century - in Damascus create self-propelled blades. 20th century - in the West create self-dampening machines.

The Marketing: It is! We created a shave that stops working after the first shave. To do this, the technicians placed the blades at a distance in the thickness of the hair. The gap is clogged with cut hair and it becomes impossible to shave. How to explain this to buyers? This is why we came up with the slogan of “clean, even cleaner.”

> the reluctance to tell the road to the lazy left-handed hernia from the mountain

Soon is. She is the most. I don’t want to orient a person. If so, I am the most hated of all of you shit, that is, the indigenous moscovite. But from me, for some reason, the crown does not fall to indicate the road, and not to cover with epithetics.

I work in the north with my husband. Yesterday they brought a bear. Since he was very small, all who took him on his hands he licked in search of milk. He liked my husband. He shaved his whole face and neck. My husband got sick tonight. I called an ambulance. So I learned that my husband was allergic to a bear.

What does a terrorist do in the garden? Setting up panic.

Attention to! by Laik! by Sher! The Transition! This is a British cat Dean. To the pot and the cocktail is taught.
What is Dinara’s full name?
Full name: Diana Morgan Stern Aurica Cecilia

by Yascher:
Read here, as Chuvacu as a fix for spontaneous speaker turn on during a call, advised to remove the latest updates of the Chrome browser.

by Yascher:
Today, Google, "what to do if when connecting to a PC the phone restarts". Well, I think, probably the static of something, you need to ground the USB in the computer or something else. It was not here:

"In the settings (Settings - Sound and Image - Call for Reminder) return the default sound to the system notification, or remove it at all."

In eight hours, I will have to make a vital call. Of course, you can buy an enhanced battery. Of course, you can also add external to the load. But, putting my hand on my heart, I confess: it is much cheaper for me to ask a passing person for a road than to perform shamanic rituals with my smartphone.

Of course, it is easier to transfer your problems to someone else. Stay with questions to the passers, rather than take measures so that the smartphone with the card does not discharge, or the external battery is unrealistic right off the road. Carrying your baggage with you in public transportation is expensive. Give up your car where you got, or paid parking is expensive.

I calculated that when you stay home alone, it is better not to close the door in the toilet.
XXX See also. When can it be important? When someone else appears in the house besides you. Who can you be if you don’t wait for anyone and the door is locked? Just a thief. If the thief broke into the apartment, tried to enter the toilet (a little - confused, decided to look for secret nits there or really wanted to go to the toilet), and there is closed, then he will understand that there is someone inside, and can open the door with something. So you will not only be wrapped, but also locked in your own toilet, which increases the time needed to call the police. And if there is open, then he, without suspecting anything, enters, and you have a second to react and prepare a counterattack.
yyy: headlines: "The owner of the apartment stole the thief who broke into him"

We have a normal office. Personally, I and a few other high-ranking technicians can arrange Armageddon in any case, but we won’t. Have you forgotten your conscience?

It also depends on how conscientiously (or against conscience) the management of your office will deal with you.

The owner notes:
Sardinia can be eaten so that then no guy will even hint you about the mine.

Phantom: I don’t seem to know anything about my younger sister.
Stalingrad: It’s as simple as three pennies as all the gopniks.
Phantoms: In the history of the browser and found it.
How much does it cost to rewrite a computer game for Android?
Book of Assembly.
Teachers of C++.
Documents in Java.
Phantom: What do you think has this to do with the fact that she settled the Space Rangers?

XXX:... increasingly stirring up your mouthpiece of death...
YYY: There is still a mock of repression. Deposited by biologist Trofim Lysenko on the order of Stalin personally.

Discussion of the story on the Mracopedia about how the cat during the sleep of the hostess fought with an unknown creature who attacked her:

It is funny to watch cats invent heroic stories about their favorite cats. It’s very hard to accept that your carpenter just eats, cheats, sleeps and spoils furniture, right? Oh yeah, he considers you a food supplier, a pudding machine and a cuddle. and Angie.

...squeezing fresh wounds, trembling from anger with her legs filled a cat-hating stone expelled from their room, arriving at the compass.