About the sense of humor in the testers (yyy works as a tester).

HH: This is the joke. Chukcha bought a refrigerator. He asks why it is so cold in the tundra. Chukcha: Eye, however, in the refrigerator -20, and in the tundra -50, we will warm up!

WOW :
I’m not sure if the refrigerator will work if the ambient temperature is lower.

Live in shit is an important part of life. The enemy will come and try to make us worse, but he will not be able because we are worse. But the problem arises: how to live if the enemy does not come?

Trump has signed a law condemning “supporters of the supremacy of the white race.”

The Law:

I like the damn niggers.

The signature:

by Trump.

Advertising dance school: "Menada - childhood what needs".
If you remember who Menadas are, you begin to think that someone has a very peculiar understanding of what is needed in childhood.

Geographically, we had a deeply offended woman in our years. She taught according to her own debil system. It was necessary to go out with her report and read it in front of the class, then she raised the one who listened least and asked a question about your report. If he did not respond, he put a trio, because "he prepared a report not interesting for comrades!"

Just then we were given a free topic on Asia, well, I made a report on Thai prostitutes. I managed to read a couple of paragraphs, when it came to the billboards this old fox pulled my report out of his hands and, clinging to his shoulder, led it to the director, simultaneously insulting. In the director’s office, she “pulled the ears out of me” and left to continue the lesson.

As soon as the door knocked, the director turned red, fell on his forehead at the table and rattled to tears. Asked my version, confirmed the injustice. He said that many complain about this old nonsense, but personally he can do nothing, because no one can work. I asked not to do so anymore.

You’d be an alpha if you had to change pants more often than pants.

Bab is often changed by appearance attractive men with weakened potency and cowardly character ))) So don't lust yourself, "alpha".

Medical Questions Answers.

I think I know a little more about pepper than about meduses, so I will say more confidently that the mechanism by which pepper can affect the diameter of the pupil and the vision is very difficult to represent. The only one that is vividly drawn is a half-kilogram specimen of Bulgarian vegetable, flying at a speed of at least 10 m / s, which falls directly through the eye and causes the contuition of the ciliary ganglion and subsequent traumatic mydriasis (large pupil). As for the medusa, it is difficult enough to throw it with enough force to cause sufficient injury, taking into account the consistency of the projectile.

Yesterday evening I went from work through the ICC (Upper Boilers).

On the shoulder a small bag - a messenger.

At the entrance there is a table, a guard is sitting.

Not getting up, asks to put the bag on the X-ray tape:

A bag for viewing.

I put my bag and said:

- In front of me two people went with backpacks, why you didn't fuck them before you dug up, and you dug up to my bag.

in response:

They are in the headphones.

"Spring", "Spring"...
About the fire-breathing dragons were told by the knights who tried to steal to the dragon from behind. The first blow by the dragon's sword scared, but not so much. And the second cut out a spark that burned the dragon "spark(k)". This is Knighthood! There is little honour in stealing from the tail! Then they talked about the "fires".

A lot of stuff XD

In the name of Natasha,
It brings down the bed:
Let go of Matilda, O my king,
And keep me away!"

XXX: Books of the PCC develop your speech. Here I read and I have all the norms because of it.

XX: The universe did not appear “why”, but “because”, and it did not do so for humans to grow up and reproduce comfortably in favorable conditions. The universe on humans to mock the shit - fall tomorrow our solar system under some spontaneous release of the energy of a dead star billions of years ago, and cling it to the heavens with all the earth and the sun - the universe will not notice. I tell you exactly.

Girl: You do not understand. He doesn’t attract me as a man.
The task is to find logic.

What is "Like" and what does it mean to you"? A pleasant man. Well sweet. But to personal attractiveness for the individual of the opposite sex this attitude has zero.

Do you remember what scared you the most in the world?

Not to say that I would have forgotten about such a case, but the release of the new film reminded me of it again.



I was 4 or 5 years old, I calmly played myself in machines, as the movie "It" began to show on TV. At first, I was impressed by the scene where the clown dragged the boy into the sludge collector. It became clear that clowns should be afraid. But then they showed a really horrible scene. There, the older brother enters the room of the younger, lists an album with photos, finds a photo of the deceased brother and... the photo flashes him! How my impotent mind was impressed by this scene! I realized that now I will not be able to consider the photo albums for a long time, well, and if the photo passes me, then I decided firmly for myself that I will immediately die from a heartbreak.



A while later, I was sent to my grandmother. I still didn’t dare to look at the pictures, but I started going away. One day there was nothing to do and I decided to dig in my grandmother’s servette. There were a lot of interesting little things that I looked at with pleasure. In the process of digging in the fog, I found an incomprehensible object. It depicted a smiling woman. I remember my state then, as if the sixth sense was telling me not to just touch an object and take off the goodbye, but curiosity prevailed. I took the object and began to look at the woman, as if suddenly... she blinked at me...



I did not keep my promise and did not die immediately from a heartbreak, but for a moment it really froze. My eyes darkened... and then a wild scream broke out of my throat. I ran out of the house looking for an adult. I found my grandmother and I was only able to shake out of myself that I had a woman and that I would not enter this hellish house anymore. To my surprise, my grandmother quickly understood what was going on and explained to me...



That’s how I met the wallet.

From the description of the rare “faceless fish” recently caught off the coast of Australia: “It looks like a fish has two backs.”
Unfortunately, many people behave as if they have two backs.
and Add.

Congregatio: I remembered how as a child I read a collection of Russian folk fairy tales and came to the words "Oral man in the field and erupted a colorful stone." I was then... seven years old, what... I, of course, thought about it, but I decided - a fairy tale, okay. Is it little. Here the cows gave birth to the rich, and the male was just a stone.
And the fairy tale, among other things, achieved the infancy of the child's brain with details: "There was that stone with a horse's head."
My eyes were more...

Tell me, please, such a thing - is it true that in normal (not Chinese) optical devices the nuts are sealed and filled with nitrogen?
Even in Chinese binoculars there is nitrogen. A total of 78.1%)))

Yes, you just didn’t try to rent an apartment with a big dog or four children.
- I tried to remove the apartment with an acoustic shock installation. I understand everything :(

Our economy is coming out of the crisis, coming in, coming in and coming out again. She seems to like the process itself and she enjoys it.

The island of Kunashir. The inhabitants are mostly military. We sit on the couch, drink with a friend, lieutenant. At the bottom of the shore there is a lonely shrouded figure.
This is who?
The soldier escaped.
Where to?? to
Where are the soldiers going? to home. He is looking for a train station and a bridge. Don’t worry, half of them don’t know geography. And why there are no stations on the island to their home, they don’t know either. He makes a couple of circles and comes back. to home. On the lip.