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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14983
 08.03.2009
The xxx:
I just got a girl alone in love confessed... it would be nothing, but she has a status: Love of evil you will love and goat...
The xxx:
No one has called me so beautifully a goat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14982
 08.03.2009
K is

added 2009-03-04 15:16
Only to me, the people who ask their questions in Runet's Quotation seem stupid?
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5 of them!!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №14981
 07.03.2009
I have seen more men who have lost their desire to have a wife and children and to keep them at ease than men who have lost their desire to be drunk and to be prostitutes.
c. William Yates

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14980
 07.03.2009
Everything has its mouth.
There is a need for each of them.
Everyone has to eat their own.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14979
 07.03.2009

50357 (saved 2009-03-04 at 23:05)
Lena Sanook: Well... during lunch, we remembered the corporations in 2006 and 2007. I learned a little new about myself.
Vladimir: Did you dance Tanness live on the basket?
Lena Sanok: No...
Vladimir: And what then?
Lena Sanok: I turned out to have participated in a competition with the director. The contest was in the pool... the director was without a swimsuit...
Yippidy: Yippidy is good! 😉
Lena Sanook: I was in the swimsuit!! to
Vladimir: What did you have?
What is the essence of the contest?
Lena Sanok: I was without brains! Without a brain!! to
by Vladimir :D

What is the meaning of the contest? 😉

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №14978
 07.03.2009
In my childhood I had no parkour.
As a child, we jumped salto from the garages into the snow and considered ourselves a ninja.

8 is?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14977
 07.03.2009
From ASI:
By the way, you have a competitor.
He: 3 year old girl
He: He runs around, wants to play with me, smiles and hides. It plays at all ;)
Is she kissing? and :)
He: Not yet...
She is not my competitor.
She says: I have breasts!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14976
 07.03.2009
They burn :D
March 8th in 2nd grade. The Mysteries.
Which car cannot be driven?
by Zaporozhye
by Stranger
It is. The correct answer is: in the laundry.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14975
 07.03.2009
If you didn’t get a flower on March 8, don’t be upset: someone gave them two!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14974
 07.03.2009
Dear administrators!

A request from readers.

Please return comments to quotes because of the extreme inconvenience of reading the same thing with different references.
Make a dating section or anything like "how wonderful we are" - so that people proud of their principles or their absence can scream and argue there.

Without a mate. with respect
The Basque readers.
D is


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14973
 07.03.2009
I want an apple...
If we weren’t like you, we’d live in heaven now.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14972
 07.03.2009
by Zizmo:
My wife gave me a peach last night. It is delicious. I sit, bite her, and say,
– Listen, Red, I’d cross the pear with the mandarine! The Taste! Can I devote the rest of my life to this?
She silenced a little and stared at the telephone.
I’t buy a mangrove in the market.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №14971
 07.03.2009
Childhood is the only country from which 100% of its citizens emigrated.
Because of their desire to stay in it. c) Sj

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14970
 07.03.2009
Call to cell. From home. No one at home. and urgent. and Taxi. to home. The smoke,
and harry. On the plate is a forgotten bowl. A cat at home. The eyes are square. Sitting on
by phone.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14969
 07.03.2009
Do we meet today as agreed?
She is: Yes. When to wait for you?
I fucking go out at 7 p.m.
She: Yes, you are very determined!
He says: I will go out! I go out! The T9!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14968
 07.03.2009
XXX: I am stupid and unfashionable
Unfashionable so why? =) is

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14967
 07.03.2009
Olga: The line of discharge is not carried out!

support: the new budgeting scheme flag must be turned off

Olga is included!

Olga: It is not done!

support: 12:52:23 support: new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga by Olga (12:51:26)
is included!
Olga (12:51:53)
Not being held!

support: 12:55:24 support: 12:52:23 support: the new budgeting scheme should be turned off

Olga: Okay, maybe I don’t see where this flag should be included. Please tell me where? In what place?

Support: small
Support: Disabled
Support: Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14966
 06.03.2009
NESQUICK375 (14:37:10 4/03/2009)
And the stomach is an archived oak.
and :)
DeviaNT (14:40:53 4/03/2009)
Ohha
DeviaNT (14:41:11 4/03/2009)
The installation archive

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14965
 06.03.2009
Forgetting the simple girls.
They go on glamorous.
Let us have no hair.
And not "by GOST" figures.
Put a silicone bust in your hands.
Their lips are the size of a valley.
Where to get drunk, with the cry "banzai!"
I would wipe out an unwashed member.
As a speech filled with speech,
The stars and the beaches.
To get a girl into bed -
A star on the fuselage!
From the desire the body hurts.
And the desire darkened your eyes,
Three miserable minutes – the standard limit
and a whistle in the wall of midnight...
I fell in love with a girl, but not that.
Comes quietly to the pen.
As in the back seat of the car.
He has a drunkard.
Ordinary girl sweet.
Without tuning and shining.
You have an idea –
There is a need for peroxide infection.
Taking her to parties.
with dirty fingers,
The "I and the Blonde"
Praise the failed friends.
But we do not give up, we do not stand.
There are no normal people in the world.
We create our own destiny!
We are responsible for our neighbors.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14964
 06.03.2009
<dF>: only in us, in Vladivostok, in the woods you can meet children riding from snow hills on bumpers from used Japanese cars.

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